Announcement: don't freak out over announcements

⟿ Explode less often just because there's an announcement!
⟿ Conveniently and quickly close that BBcode tag you just opened so you clean up after yourself (you slob)!
⟿ Stop opening to a blank screen!
⟿ Remind iPhone people what their name is and what their avatar looks like in tiny thumbnail format (presumably iPad users already have this information)!