Previews, footballs, and GIFs!

This release never came out. It had some nasty bugs. These notes also apply to 2.0.10.

ƶ Footballs inserted!
ƶ Posts previewed!
ƶ YOSPOS Couriered!
ƶ FYAD realigned!
ƶ [video] autoclosed!
ƶ GIFs uploaded!
ƶ BYOB manualcapitalized!

Return of font size

℞ More usefully change font size!
℞ Waffleimages images unwaffled! ("Waffled" is how the kids say "broken".)
℞ Easily ignore your attempt to ignore a post!
℞ Basement cell separators randomly disappear no more!
℞ Fix issue viewing posts with embedded Yahoo! videos! (This affected approximately two people who use Awful.)

Ignore those crashes

⥉ Macinyos returns!
⥉ Ignore the Ignore List's adverse affect on the whole "not crashing" thing!
⥉ Hooray for ads!

Announcement: don't freak out over announcements

⟿ Explode less often just because there's an announcement!
⟿ Conveniently and quickly close that BBcode tag you just opened so you clean up after yourself (you slob)!
⟿ Stop opening to a blank screen!
⟿ Remind iPhone people what their name is and what their avatar looks like in tiny thumbnail format (presumably iPad users already have this information)!

Bring your own BYOB (theme)

؟ Bring your own BYOB theme!
؟ Reworked action and settings sheets!
؟ Crash less frequently immediately on launch!

Profile imprUvements and fixes in a shiny old iPad interface

⋊ Sort those urgent bookmarked threads with unread posts ahead of those urgent bookmarked threads whose posts you've already wasted your time reading!
⋊ Slightly less bizarre iPad sidebar split interface swipey thinger! Gestures!
⋊ Save links to your Safari Imitation Reading List!
⋊ Restore ability to read giant red text and other vital user profile information on iPhone 5S, iPad Air, and Retina iPad Mini!
⋊ Obnoxious avatars now even more obnoxious when looking at user profiles!
⋊ User profiles slightly less blinding in dark theme! (Modulo content of user's profile!)
⋊ Fix bug rendering posts with unhelpful characters deemed by JavaScript to be "line terminators"! Thanks ECMA! Love you! Great call!
⋊ Fix occasional crash when deleting your last favourite forum!
⋊ Hopefully fix crash when launching Awful!

Nits picked, trees less crashy

∷ Decreased weirdness in compose screen text views!
∷ Smilies in dark mode!
∷ Private Message compose screen can actually be dismissed more often!
∷ Idiot Kings represented!
∷ Fewer crashes when new subforums grown!
∷ Send to Instapaper works 100% more often!

Fix FYAD threads and bookmarks page > 1

ȶ Multiple pages of bookmarks (consider going outside)!
ȶ Non-hilarious minimum action sheet width!
ȶ Tweak those themes!
ȶ Mess with autocapitalization!
ȶ Stop crashing on missing thread tags and when restoring an open PM!
ȶ FYAD posts now in order! Comprehensibility skyrockets!
ȶ Handle archives URLs!
ȶ Follow links to other threads with impunity!
ȶ Get to the parent forum once more!

Staunch the 2.0 bleeding

ℳ Themes significantly themier!
ℳ Fix crashes when opening wiiiiiide landscape action sheets and when moving around a compose view!
ℳ Black text on a black background sure sounded great but I guess it didn't work out that great!
ℳ Light blue background alongside white background sure sounded great but I guess it didn't work out that great!
ℳ YOSPOS theme agendas no longer advanced!
ℳ YOSPOS hard mode deactivated!

Look more like iOS 7 and do other stuff good too

⎬ Everything looks shiny and new, if three months ago means "new" to you!
⎬ Return you to where you were when Awful was terminated!
⎬ Do a better job of parsing HTML!
⎬ Hide the Private Message tab from you cheeps!
⎬ Ignore custom CSS!
⎬ Absolutely nail the imitation keyboard keys for inserting BBcode punctuation!
⎬ Images hosted on Minus are no longer "minus"-ed from the page!
⎬ Keep thread and post actions on the landscape iPhone screen, where they're somewhat more usable!
⎬ Enable non-racist username/password acceptance policy!
⎬ Only autocapitalize/autocorrect/spell check the grey forums!
⎬ Prepend an http:// URL with "awful" to make it an awfulhttp:// URL that opens in Awful!