diff --git a/dank_mids/__init__.py b/dank_mids/__init__.py
index df63ddf6..0b501f1a 100644
--- a/dank_mids/__init__.py
+++ b/dank_mids/__init__.py
@@ -1,7 +1,4 @@
 
-
-
-from dank_mids._how_is_this_real import _the_most_absurd_fix_youve_ever_seen
 from dank_mids.controller import instances
 from dank_mids.helpers import setup_dank_w3, setup_dank_w3_from_sync
 from dank_mids.middleware import dank_middleware
@@ -12,4 +9,3 @@ def _configure_concurrent_future_work_queue_size():
     _cfp.EXTRA_QUEUED_CALLS = 50_000
 
 _configure_concurrent_future_work_queue_size()
-_the_most_absurd_fix_youve_ever_seen()
diff --git a/dank_mids/_how_is_this_real.py b/dank_mids/_how_is_this_real.py
deleted file mode 100644
index ecba815a..00000000
--- a/dank_mids/_how_is_this_real.py
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,37 +0,0 @@
-
-import logging
-from logging.handlers import RotatingFileHandler
-
-LOGS_PATH = 'just-leave-me-here-and-dont-touch-me-plz.log'
-ONE_KB = 1024
-
-silencer = RotatingFileHandler(LOGS_PATH, maxBytes=500*ONE_KB, backupCount=1)
-
-def _the_most_absurd_fix_youve_ever_seen():
-    """
-    Somehow this resolves a race condition enough for the library to work as intended.
-    How? I have no idea at all. Please don't ask me, its magic.
-    I'll debug this later once I've pooshed a stable release to prod.
-    """
-    enable_logger_but_divert_stream('a_sync.abstract')
-    enable_logger_but_divert_stream('a_sync.base')
-    enable_logger_but_divert_stream('dank_mids.controller')
-    enable_logger_but_divert_stream('dank_mids.session')
-    enable_logger_but_divert_stream('dank_mids.semaphores')
-
-def enable_logger_but_divert_stream(name, show_every_x=None):
-    logger = logging.getLogger(name)
-    if logging.root.isEnabledFor(logging.DEBUG) or logger.isEnabledFor(logging.DEBUG):
-        # We don't need to do anything, the user has indicated they want the debug logs enabled and shown
-        return
-    # Break the logger apart from the root logger and its handlers
-    logger.propagate = False
-    # Enable the logger regardless of root settings
-    logger.setLevel(logging.DEBUG)
-    # remove the root handler that was added at basicConfig step (not sure if this is actually necessary)
-    logger.removeHandler(logging.StreamHandler())
-    # ensure the logger has no handlers
-    assert logger.handlers == [], logger.handlers
-    # add the silencer handler to direct the logs to a throwaway file
-    logger.addHandler(silencer)
-