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E A R T H B O U N D
The Game Script
-----------
by TIDQ (Email at the bottom)
=================
Table of Contents
-----------------
For ease of use, hit Ctrl+F to search for a specific section name or number.
You can also search directly for a game quote.
1.0 Introduction
2.0 Onett
3.0 Twoson
4.0 Threed
5.0 Winters
6.0 Threed Part 2
6.1 Coffee Break
7.0 The Desert and Fourside
8.0 Moonside and the Monkey Cave
9.0 Fourside Part 2
10.0 The Trip to Summers
11.0 Dalaam
12.0 Summers Part 2
13.0 Scaraba Desert
14.0 Deep Darkness and Stonehenge
14.1 Tea Break
15.0 Lost Underworld
16.0 Magicant
17.0 The Phase Distorter
18.0 Giygas
19.0 Aftermath
20.0 Mr. Saturn Quotes
21.0 Miscellany
21.1 Legal Stuff
21.2 Emailing Me
21.3 Version History
21.4 Special Thanks
+=============================================================================+
& 1.0 Introduction &
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
This FAQ is a transcribed game script of the major quotes from Earthbound for
the Super Nintendo, the English version of the RPG Mother 2 in Japan. Every
word of it was hand-typed by me. The intended purpose is to serve as a
reference to dialogue from any point in the game quickly and easily.
This is NOT a FAQ to help answer gameplay questions. There are plenty of other
FAQs that do that really well. This FAQ will contain spoilers, obviously, so
be forewarned.
For simplicity purposes, all the main characters will be referred to as their
official names: Ness, Paula, Jeff, Poo, as well as King the dog. Favorite food,
however, will simply be replaced with "(favorite food)." The part of the game
that deals with the player's name will simply become "(player)." I have used
apostrophes to replace the dots that precede every message in the game.
For those a little unfamiliar with the game, Ness is a silent protagonist. He
has almost no dialogue, and most of the speech in the game is of people
speaking to him. When we're first introduced to Jeff and Poo, they temporarily
become silent protagonists as well, until they meet up with Ness.
For now, all nonessential dialogue, such as from random townspeople, is being
omitted. If there's a large enough demand, maybe that'll change. The one
exception to this is Mr. Saturn. At the end of the guide, I have set aside a
section for Mr. Saturn quotes.
I ask that people do not lift my guide or portions of my guide without asking
my permission or without giving me credit.
Now, without further ado, I present the story of Earthbound.
+=============================================================================+
& 2.0 Onett &
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
The year is 199X
Onett, a small town in Eagleland
Ness's house
(Pokey)
'Hey, Ness.
'Don't be rubberneckin'. You're gettin' in the cops, oops...
'I mean officer's way!
'You can go home now.
'Tomorrow I, Pokey, will tell you more about the strange meteorite.
'I'm fine here, but you're bugging the officers!
(Mom)
'Welcome home, Ness.
'It's not necessary to talk about it tonight.
'It's late, scoot off to bed now.
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'Oh, Ness. You don't understand the importance of a good night's sleep!
Later that night...
(Pokey)
'Hey! L-L-Listen to what I've got to say!
'When I took Picky to the place where the meteorite landed...
'Oh! Good evening ma'am. You're looking lovely as usual. *snicker*
'Anyway, as I was saying,
'the police that were guarding the meteorite landing left suddenly
'to deal with the Sharks. You know the Sharks, they're the local ruffians,
'and they were really going wild. Suddenly, I noticed that Picky was gone.
'I blame the cops... it certainly wasn't my fault at all.
'When my dad gets back, I know I'm gonna get it...
'You're my bestest friend. Won't YOU help me find Picky?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'If you refuse me, I'll say something that'll cut you like a knife.
'Will you come with me?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'Okay, okay... I won't say anything to hurt you.
'Will you please come with me?
>>Yes
>>No
{Repeats until "Yes"}
'Ok, good buddy! Let's blow this popsicle stand...
'Before we go, why don't you say "goodbye" to your mom. Don't you agree, ma'am?
(Mom)
'I know that the dog is unreliable, but you should take King along.
'The Cracked Bat in Tracy's room could help out at a time like this...
'No matter what anyone says, you're a courageous, strong boy.
'You're my very own natural born fighter...You'll go far...
'Remember to "Go for it!"
'But, I think you should change out of your jammies before you leave.
(Pokey)
'All right! You go out in front, and I'll follow at a safe distance.
'Let's get going!
'(Pokey joins you.)
(Ringing Phone)
'Ness answered the phone.
'Hello, it's your dad.
'"Work to exhaustion when you're young..."
'Have you ever heard of a weird saying like this?
'Just remember, I'm always behind you 100%. Don't be afraid.
'I know that you're brave. You can do it!
'Don't forget to call me periodically during your adventure.
'I can make a record of your progress when you call me.
'Oh yeah, I deposited $30 into your bank account.
'Do you have your ATM card?
'Withdraw your money from any cash machine and buy whatever you need.
'Good Luck, m'boy! I feel like such a hero!
'What? Well, the father of a hero, at least. Wa ha ha!
'Slam! Beeeeeeeep!
(King)
'(Do you want me to go with you?)
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'(Oh, I get it. You just wanted to talk to me because I'm so lovable.)
If "Yes":
'(I guess I have no choice. Let's go.)
'King joins you.
(King)
'Awooooof!
'(If I knew this was going to be such a scary place,
'I wouldn't have come along... I'm outta here!)
(Picky)
'Wha-!
'Oh!
'You woke me up...
'Pokey! I've been looking all over for you...
'You see, Pokey got scared and ran away...
'Well, I'm glad that you're okay at least...
'Let's go home now. I bet Mom and Dad are worried sick about us.
'Geez! Sometimes I wonder which one of us is the real big brother.
'(Picky joins you.)
(Pokey or Picky)
'Ness!
'Do you hear a buzzing that sounds like a bee flying around?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'Oh c'mon... You must hear it...
If "Yes":
'Yes! You can hear it!
(Bee)
'A bee I am
'not...
'I'm from 10 years in the future.
'And,
'in the future, all is devastation...
'Giygas, the universal cosmic destroyer,
'send all to the horror of eternal darkness...
'.....
'However, you must listen!
'Where I am from,
'there is a well-known legend that has been handed down from ancient times.
'It says "When the chosen boy reaches the point, he will find the light.
'The passing of time will shatter the nightmare rock
'and will reveal the path of light."
'You see, it is my opinion that you are that boy, Ness.
'This I believe...
'.....
'Giygas' monstrous plan must have been set in motion somewhere on Earth...
'If you start to confront the enemy immediately,
'you may have time to counter the evil intentions of Giygas.
'Three things are of the utmost importance: wisdom, courage, and friendship.
'...The legends from the ancient times tell of three boys and a girl
'who defeat Giygas.
'...I will tell you more later.
'Go now! And do not be anxious about the future.
'You have much work to do, Ness.
'Did you listen to what I told you?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'I hate to go over it again, but I guess I'll start over...
'We'll be here 'til sunrise!
{Repeat until "Yes"}
'Thank you for listening to my long story.
'You are as exceptional as I expected you to be...
'Buzz Buzz now joins you.
(Pokey)
'Ness!
'It looks like you're really in a lot of trouble this time...
'Three boys, he said? ...Uhhh...
'I'm not one of those three, am I?...
'...'Cause... I'm not into this kind of thing at all...
'Geez. My heart is almost pounding right out of my chest!...
(Starman Junior)
'It's been a long time, Buzz Buzz.
'You've been successful at foiling Master Giygas' plans.
'But... Buzz Buzz, you must now surrender.
'You're not longer a hero, but just a useless insect.
'I'll stomp you hard!
(Buzz Buzz)
'Whew!... I was taking a big chance there...
'He came from 10 years in the future to kill me, so we can't relax yet!
'From now on, you'll be fighting enemies sent by Giygas,
'as well as humans who have evil thoughts.
'They'll definitely make trouble during your adventure!
'Animals are also becoming violent
'due to Giygas' influence over the evil in their minds!
'It is the truth, so listen!
(Pokey's Dad)
'I'm really sorry that my kids troubled you so much...
'Both of you are really going to get it now!
'By the way, I would be happy if you left sometime soon.
'I'm tired of your family living next door.
'We've loaned your father a lot of money.
'It may have been a hundred thousand dollars or more...
'Well, I guess it really could have been less,
'but because of the loan, my family and I now live in poverty!
(Pokey's Mom)
'My husband is much too lenient with the children.
'Oh well, nice guys finish last. That's the story of our life...
'Ayaaaeee!
'I think it's a dung beetle! I'll smash your guts out!
(Buzz Buzz)
'Agh! *gasp* I was...
'...much weaker than I thought...
'So you must now begin your adventure...
'see...
'you...
'Oh, I just remembered...
'Listen to my final words...
'To defeat Giygas, your own power must unite with the Earth's...
'the Earth will then channel your power and multiply it...
'There are eight points that you must visit. Make these places your own...
'Each of these locations is "Your Sanctuary."
'One of them is near Onett. It is called "Giant Step."
'Go there first...
'Do you understand?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'...I see.
'I apologize. I guess I didn't explain it well enough...
{Repeat until "Yes"}
'All right.
'You are a very intelligent young man... and...
'Oh! The pain!... Everything is getting dark...
'urgh!... *Gasp*...
'Before I pass on, I want to give you something...
'It is the Sound Stone.
'You can record the melodies from the eight "Your Sanctuary" locations
'into this stone. It is an awesome item...
'By the way... I'm almost gone,
'but did you want to hear the story one more time?
If "Yes":
'Oh, okay...
{Repeat until "No"}
'Good!
'It's already dawn outside...
'But it doesn't matter to me. I'm fading fast...
'Argh! *Gasp*
'(Ness got the Sound Stone.)
(Shark A)
'It was you! YOU beat up my buddy, didn't you?
'You'd better just beat it!
(Shark B)
'Hey kid! Do you wanna become a member?
>>Yes
>>No
If "Yes":
'Come back after you finish EarthBound!
If "No":
'Don't be such a snob!
(Frank)
'.....
'...I'm Frank. You are?
'C'mon, can't you at least say your name?
(Frank)
'"Fail-proof" Frank can't be beaten.
'Puff, puff, puff And this is "Frankystein Mark II."
(Frank)
'...This is my first defeat.
'"Fail-proof" Frank is now just "failure" Frank.
'I know you've been asking around, so I'll tell you about Giant Step.
'It... seems... to be quite a powerful spot.
'Some kind of special power is stored there
'that allows certain people to perform wondrous feats.
'However... a monster sucked up all the energy at that spot.
'It's difficult to get to Giant Step. That's all I know...
'I suggest you collect more information on your own.
'The entrance to the path leading to Giant STep is
'behind the touring entertainers' shack.
'Pirkle, the Mayor of Onett, has a key to the shack.
'Ness, you've become stronger than I! Your adventure is just beginning...
(Pirkle)
'Hey hey hey! I'm Mayor B.H. Pirkle. It's so nice to meet you.
'You beat up the town bullies,
'punched them out big time, kicked their butts, bit their heads off,
'spit in their eyes, and made them wet their pants.
'Then you forced them to promise not to make any more trouble. Thank you!
'What? You want a key to the touring entertainers' shack?
'For someone as great as you, giving you the key could help keep the town
peaceful.
'However, if you encounter a dangerous situation,
'please don't ask me to take any responsibility.
'I'll be able to avoid any responsibility, right?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'I'm a very important man in these parts. Do you think I'm important?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'Look, I'm the big cheese around here,
'and a brat like you should realize when someone is trying to be nice.
If "Yes" to either:
'You're such a smart kid... Here's the key to the shack.
'(Ness got the Key to the shack.)
(Titanic Ant)
'You finally got here.
'This is the first "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
'Take it from me, if you dare...
(Giant Step)
'Ness caught a glimpse of a small, cute puppy.
'Ness's Sound Stone recorded the melody of Giant Step.
(Cop)
'Hey you, the board says "Do Not Enter." Couldn't you read it?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'What a rebellious kid! Come to the Onett Police Station later!
(Dream)
'.....
'Ness?
'...
'Ness
'...Ness...
'I'm a friend who you have never met before...
'My name is Paula.
'Can you hear me calling you?
'I am Paula...
'...
'.....
(Captain Strong)
'Why is the road to Twoson closed? An emergency, of course.
'At times like this, kids like you should be playing Nintendo games.
'Anyway, are you sure you want to go to Twoson?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'Well then, perhaps you should just crawl back to your shack, little mister.
If "Yes":
'Okay, *chortle* Follow me.
'Show me what you got...
'See if you can get past five of my best men...
(Cop 1)
'Eeeeyah!
'Hey, small fry! You must be shaking in your boots!
(Cop 1)
'You're tough. You should join the police force!
(Cop 2)
'Your average policeman is stronger than any super hero!
(Cop 2)
'Oh... you won...
(Cop 3)
'Don't let the Mayor's compliments give you a big head...
'Bring it on, fat boy!
(Cop 3)
'Let's do this again sometime...
'Next time, I'll take you out with my nuclear suplex attack!
(Cop 4)
'C'mon! I'm going to take you apart right here, right now, baby!
(Cop 4)
'Grrr... I lost...
(Cop 5)
'That's it, buddy...
'You can forget about me, I'm going to call for my boss!
(Captain Strong)
'There is no way I can beat you in a straight competition, so...
'get ready for my "Super Ultra Mambo-Tango-Foxtrot martial arts!"
(Captain Strong)
'I didn't think you would do so well against the mighty Onett police force...
'You want me to open the road to Twoson?
'Hang on for a sec, I'll radio my staff and give them the word...
'*Beep, beep* ...*Click*... *Rrrr*
'*Click* Strong here... do you read me?
'...*Krrrr* ...Hey!...
'...It's me, Captain Strong!...
'Okay, listen, a kid named Ness will be there in a few minutes...
'He's a kid in a red cap... I want you to open the road to Twoson for him...
'I know that...
'I know that!...
'Don't ask me why, just do it! That's an order! ...Strong out...
'Well kid, I'm not going to question you now,
'but I do want to see you again...
'Good luck!
+=============================================================================+
& 3.0 Twoson &
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
(Everdred)
'Wah ha ha ha ha! Why don't we chat later-after we've locked horns!
(Everdred)
'Yes, I'm Everdred, boss of Burglin Park.
'When I jumped off the roof, I twisted my ankle.
'Anyway, I lost and nothing will change that.
'You know, you're pretty strong.
'Yeah, I know that you want to find out about a girl named Paula.
'She went off to a secret hideout in the Peaceful Rest Valley.
'A chubby boy and a weird guy in a blue outfit have kidnapped her, though.
'They said that they were going to make Paula some sort of human sacrifice.
'They were definitely hard-core strange.
'You know, she might be gone already. You'd better hurry.
'If you save Paula, be sure to come back here, okay? Don't forget!
(Paula's Dad)
'So, you wanna see Paula?
'Many come here to see her miraculous powers, but they're just leeches.
'So... are you from a TV station, or what?
>>Yes
>>No
If "Yes":
'Please leave.
'My daughter doesn't want to talk to media monkeys like you.
If "No":
'To meet you or not to meet you can only be decided by Paula.
'Paula has said that she would only meet with a boy named Ness.
'So you're Ness!
'You're the one that was in Paula's dream.
'You will save the world!
'Let me go call Paula.
'She doesn't seem to be here.
'I wonder where she went? I'm sorry, could you come back later?
(Apple Kid)
'Well, I have sort of neglected doing my housework...
'I know it's a bit of a pig sty, but anyway...
'I'm Apple Kid.
'I haven't taken a bath in quite a while, so I may be kind of stinky.
'By the way, I'm starving. Do you have something to eat?
'If you do, can I have some?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'Well, go ahead and make yourself comfortable anyway. You can flop down
anywhere.
If "Yes":
'What can you give me?
If choose a non-food:
'Please choose something edible... I'm not a garbage can, you know.
If choose a food dish:
'Thanks. You seem very nice. Uh, I wonder if...
'Maybe you would like to invest some money in my inventions?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No," then talk again:
'It seems like you are expecting something from me.
'Maybe you would like to invest some money in my inventions?
>>Yes
>>No
If "Yes":
'Yes! Yes! Yes! Oh. Excuse me. I mean thank you!
'By the way, I could really use $200.
>>Yes
>>No
If "Yes" but insufficient money:
'Oh, you don't have any money, do you?
If "Yes":
'Thank you. I won't let you down.
(Mouse)
'I am a mouse. No one has given me a name yet.
'You took care of my master.
'In return, I want to give you this. Please take it and say nothing.
'(Ness got the Receiver phone).
'Oh! I must be in your way! *zziipp!*
(Pencil Statue)
'(For some weird reason,
'a pencil-shaped iron statue is blocking the path.)
(Receiver Phone)
'Hello... this is Apple Kid.
'I've just finished work on this great invention!
'Get over here as fast as you can! This thing is soooo cool!
'See you soon! Slam! Beeeep...
(Dream)
'.....
'Ness!
'I...Paula...
'I am Paula...
'Can you hear me calling you?
'Help!
'Come and help me!
'Um, I don't know where I am...
'I can hear water running in the distance...
'Ness, please help me!
(Paula's Dad)
'P P P Paula! Where are you? It's time for a yummy piece of pie!
(Apple Kid)
'I'm feeling really out of it because I've been working all night,
'but finally the Pencil eraser is ready.
'This machine will eradicate all pencil-shaped figures in just one second.
'It's incredibly powerful. Just don't use it near a shop that sells pencils.
'Here, it's yours now.
'(Ness got the Pencil eraser.)
'If I invent some other brilliant item, I'll call you.
(Paula)
'...Who?...
'...Are you Ness?
'Ness! I'm so glad it's you.
'I had a dream that a boy named Ness was my destiny.
'I know it's hard to believe.
'Therefore, I knew you would rescue me.
'If you didn't come, I would have had to try to bust out of here.
'You can't open the door.
'You'll have to get the key from Carpainter. He's got it hidden away.
'I heard Carpainter can control lightning.
'In that case, you should wear this Franklin badge, okay?
'(Ness got the Franklin badge.)
'I'll wait here until you return.
'Come back here and get me out once you defeat Carpainter.
'Don't worry about me, just kick butt like I know you can!
(Pokey)
'Hey Ness! You're just here to bother me, aren't you.
'You can call me Master Pokey,
'since Mr. Carpainter made me an important person in Happy-Happyism.
'You should join us, but I know you won't... I'm glad I joined...
'I'm not going to fight you, but these guys will... Later potater...
(Mr. Carpainter)
'Thanks for coming! I've been waiting for you.
'I need your assistance to help make the world blue
'and change it into a happy and peaceful society.
'Will you be my right-hand assistant?
>>Yes
>>No
Either answer:
'You fool, I have drawn you into my trap.
'Carpainter's lightning was reflected by the Franklin Badge.
(Mr. Carpainter)
'Do you see the Mani Mani Statue behind me...
'Since I got the statue, I have been doing peculiar things.
'Please forgive me, if you can... I just wanted to have a normal life.
'I apologize to everyone.
'Here's the key to open the jail in the mountain cabin where Paula is being
held.
'Take the key and go.
'(Ness got the Key to the cabin.)
(Pokey)
'What a horrible nightmare. I somehow woke up.
'Ness, let's be friends again.
'Please answer me. I promise to be good. ...uh ...okay?
'Hah! I lied! See you, sucker!
(Paula)
'Thank you, Ness!
'You're just like I imagined you would be...
'I'm sure that some people in Twoson are worried about me...
'Getting back there may be dangerous,
'but we can do it if we combine our strength.
'I'm able to use a little psychic power that is actually pretty deadly...
'Let's head back to Twoson!
'Paula joined you.
(Mondo Mole)
'You finally got here.
'This is the second "Your Sanctuary" location. But it's mine now.
'Take it from me, if you dare...
(Lilliput Steps)
'Ness briefly had a vision of a baby in a red cap.
'Ness's Sound Stone recorded the melody of Lilliput Steps.
(Paula's Dad)
'Oh Paula!
'Ness, thank you so much!
'You must be the boy who will save the world, like in Paula's dream.
'Paula, I'm sure you'd be a big help to Ness.
'It's not every day a father lets his daughtre embark on a journey to save the
world!
(Paula)
'Dad, don't worry about me.
'Ness and I will be able to take care of ourselves.
'In Threed, the next town, we'll meet another friend.
'If the three of us can combine our power, no one can beat us.
'Now wipe your eyes, blow your nose, and smile before we take off.
(Paula's Dad)
'Goodbye Paula. Don't worry, I won't cry anymore...
(Thug)
'Hello? Ness?
'Everdred is looking for you.
'He's got something for you.
(Everdred)
'I was going to ask you to be my partner,
'but I know you'll refuse. It's written all over your face.
'If you accepted, I was going to give you some money.
'Actually, I can't keep the money now anyway. Let me give this to you.
'It's 10,000 dollars.
'Use the money any way you like. You cannot refuse my generosity. Just accept
it.
'Now I plan on looking for the evil Mani Mani Statue.
'that Lier X. Agerate unearthed in Onett.
'I'll see you at another time, in another space.
'(Ness got the Wad of bills.)
(Runaway Five Member)
'Hey, ya came with Paula!
'Then you deserve a present, playboy.
'Here's a Backstage pass. You can get into our shows with this!
'(Ness got the Backstage pass.)
(Poochyfud)
'Yipes! You surprised me. Now I'm not sure what to do.
'I got the money, of course, and now the Runaway Five are free to leave.
'I've got no complaints now that I have my money.
(Runaway Five Member 1)
'Well, what do you know?
'This little nipper took us from a nightmare to a dream...
(Runaway Five Member 2)
'Ow! That means we can get out of this dump!
(Runaway Five Member 3)
'I'm a good driver. C'mon, I'll show you.
(Runaway Five Member 4)
'All right, let's move on to the next town.
'I'm sure our ol' hunk o' junk will get us there...
(Runaway Five Member 5)
'I didn't make a spectacle of myself, did I?
(Runaway Five Member)
'Let's go to Threed!
'Our tour bus is too loud for any ghosts to bother us.
'Do you want a ride?
>>Yes
>>No
If "No":
'If ya change your mind, come back anytime.
If "Yes":
'Oh yeah! Let's go! Get on the bus!
(Tour Bus)
'Okay, guys, here we go!
'Hey, sidewalk! Get out of my way!
+=============================================================================+
& 4.0 Threed &
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
(Runaway Five Member)
'Looks like we have to say goodbye for now.
'This town seems pretty gloomy,
'but I'm sure you can light up the place with your own little brand of
sunshine...
(Runaway Five Member)
'Hope to see you again sometime.
'Look for us to be singing at some theater in Fourside...
(Zombie Guards)
'(He stares into your soul.)
'(He looks you over.)
'(Oh, oh... you're losing consciousness...
'What could be the fate of Ness and his friend?)
(Door)
'The door is locked.
(Paula)
'I'm calling out to you who I've never met...
'I'm calling our friend who we've never met..
'Jeff! Jeff! We need your help!
'I am Paula and I am with another friend, Ness...
'We are trying to contact you...
+=============================================================================+
& 5.0 Winters &
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Winters, a small country to the North
Snow Wood Boarding House
(Paula)
'I am Paula, and I am with another friend, Ness...
'We are trying to contact you...
'If you hear me, please wake up and... head south!
'Only you, though far away, can save us, Jeff...
'Please hear my call and begin heading south...
'Jeff! You are a friend who we've never met...
'But you are our one and only hope!...
(Tony)
'Jeff, where are you going in the middle of the night?
'You know the dorm rules, right?
'If you get caught, you'll get punished big time...
'W... what's wrong, Jeff.
'...All right.
'There must be some reason that I don't understand. I won't stop you.
'But it's dangerous to leave without takign anything along.
'Hey, I think there's some stuff in the locker room that you should get.
'I'll help you get out of here...
'(Tony joined you.)
(Maxwell)
'Oh, Jeff and Tony. You startled me.
'Are you looking for a late night snack?
'I'm having some trouble with my project.
'If only Jeff's father, Dr. Andonuts, were here.
'He'd be able to provide a great deal of help.
'I heard he's an astounding person.
'He was the first leader of our Ultra Science Club...
'I heard he's greater than Einstien or Heisenberg.
'Rumor has it he's also very strange.
'If you're heading to the locker room, take this key along.
'It's a little bent though.
'(Jeff got the Key to the locker.)
'If you leave, call me, and I'll record your adventure.
'It's like saving the game. Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha.
(Locker)
'(The key is bent and doesn't fit into the key hole!)
(Maxwell)
'Hah, ha, ha. The key didn't work, did it?
'I thought that might be the case. So I just invented the...
'"Machine that Opens Doors, especially when you have a slightly bad key."
'Sorry for the inconvenience.
'(Jeff got the Bad key machine.)
'If you are Dr. Andonut's son,
'you should be able to repair small tools and make them useful.
'Just try to keep a positive attitude.
(Tony)
'Okay, now use me as a step and climb over the gate.
'Well... I'll say goodbye for now.
'I don't know where you're going or why,
'but remember, we are best friends forever.