diff --git a/DXRModules/DeusEx/Classes/DXREvents.uc b/DXRModules/DeusEx/Classes/DXREvents.uc
index 31c8472ba..22e952a2d 100644
--- a/DXRModules/DeusEx/Classes/DXREvents.uc
+++ b/DXRModules/DeusEx/Classes/DXREvents.uc
@@ -2311,6 +2311,7 @@ defaultproperties
     bingo_options(207)=(event="PawnState_Dancing",desc="You can dance if you want to",max=1)
     bingo_options(208)=(event="BirdWatching",desc="Watch birds for %s seconds",max=30,missions=19838)
     bingo_options(209)=(event="NYEagleStatue_peeped",desc="Look at a bronze eagle statue",max=1,missions=28)
+    bingo_options(210)=(event="BrokenPianoPlayed",desc="Play a broken piano",max=1,missions=64)
 
     mutually_exclusive(0)=(e1="PaulDenton_Dead",e2="SavedPaul")
     mutually_exclusive(1)=(e1="JockBlewUp",e2="GotHelicopterInfo")
@@ -2333,13 +2334,16 @@ defaultproperties
     mutually_exclusive(18)=(e1="AnnaNavarre_DeadM5",e2="AnnaNavarre_DeadM3")
     mutually_exclusive(19)=(e1="AnnaNavarre_DeadM5",e2="AnnaNavarre_DeadM4")
     mutually_exclusive(20)=(e1="VialAmbrosia_Activated",e2="GaveDowdAmbrosia")
-    mutually_exclusive(21)=(e1="AllPianoSongsPlayed",e2="PianoSong0Played")
-    mutually_exclusive(22)=(e1="AllPianoSongsPlayed",e2="PianoSong7Played")
+    mutually_exclusive(21)=(e1="PianoSongPlayed",e2="PianoSong0Played")
+    mutually_exclusive(22)=(e1="PianoSongPlayed",e2="PianoSong7Played")
     mutually_exclusive(23)=(e1="PianoSong0Played",e2="PianoSong7Played")
     mutually_exclusive(24)=(e1="UNATCOTroop_peeptime",e2="Terrorist_peeptime")
     mutually_exclusive(25)=(e1="MJ12Troop_peeptime",e2="UNATCOTroop_peeptime")
     mutually_exclusive(26)=(e1="MJ12Troop_peeptime",e2="Terrorist_peeptime")
     mutually_exclusive(27)=(e1="MJ12Troop_peeptime",e2="MJ12Commando_peeptime")
+    mutually_exclusive(28)=(e1="BrokenPianoPlayed",e2="PianoSongPlayed")
+    mutually_exclusive(29)=(e1="BrokenPianoPlayed",e2="PianoSong0Played")
+    mutually_exclusive(30)=(e1="BrokenPianoPlayed",e2="PianoSong7Played")
 
     bingo_win_countdown=-1
 }
diff --git a/DXRando/DeusEx/Classes/DXRandoSounds.uc b/DXRando/DeusEx/Classes/DXRandoSounds.uc
index 99befbd0e..3967b21cb 100644
--- a/DXRando/DeusEx/Classes/DXRandoSounds.uc
+++ b/DXRando/DeusEx/Classes/DXRandoSounds.uc
@@ -40,4 +40,6 @@ class DXRandoSounds extends Object abstract;
 #exec AUDIO IMPORT FILE="Sounds\GuilesTheme.mp3"                NAME="GuilesTheme"          GROUP="MemePiano"
 #exec AUDIO IMPORT FILE="Sounds\TetrisThemeA.mp3"               NAME="TetrisThemeA"         GROUP="MemePiano"
 
+#exec AUDIO IMPORT FILE="Sounds\MaxPayneBrokenPianoPlay.mp3"    NAME="MaxPayneBrokenPianoPlay" GROUP="MemePiano"
+
 #exec AUDIO IMPORT FILE="Sounds\JockLetsGo.mp3"                 NAME="PocketJockLetsGo"     GROUP="DXRandoItems"
diff --git a/DXRando/DeusEx/Classes/WHPiano.uc b/DXRando/DeusEx/Classes/WHPiano.uc
index 21055cfdb..23a4dba5b 100644
--- a/DXRando/DeusEx/Classes/WHPiano.uc
+++ b/DXRando/DeusEx/Classes/WHPiano.uc
@@ -7,9 +7,11 @@ var #var(PlayerPawn) player;
 var string message;
 var int soundHandle, currentSong;
 
+const BROKEN_PIANO_SONG = -2;
+
 function bool ValidSong(int i)
 {
-    if (i==1 || i==2 || i==6 || i==25){
+    if (i==1 || i==2 || i==6 || i==25 || i==BROKEN_PIANO_SONG){
         return False;
     }
 
@@ -22,12 +24,14 @@ function Timer()
         foreach AllActors(class'DXRando', dxr) {break;}
     }
 
-    if (SongPlayed[currentSong]==0){
+    if (currentSong!=BROKEN_PIANO_SONG && SongPlayed[currentSong]==0){
         SongPlayed[currentSong]=1;
         class'DXREvents'.static.MarkBingo(dxr,"PianoSong"$currentSong$"Played");
         if (ValidSong(currentSong)){
             class'DXREvents'.static.MarkBingo(dxr,"PianoSongPlayed");
         }
+    } else if (currentSong==BROKEN_PIANO_SONG) {
+        class'DXREvents'.static.MarkBingo(dxr,"BrokenPianoPlayed");
     }
 
     if(player != None) {
@@ -40,6 +44,11 @@ function Timer()
     soundHandle = 0;
 }
 
+function bool PianoIsBroken()
+{
+     return HitPoints < (default.HitPoints*0.5);
+}
+
 function Frob(actor Frobber, Inventory frobWith)
 {
     local int rnd;
@@ -47,189 +56,199 @@ function Frob(actor Frobber, Inventory frobWith)
     local Sound SelectedSound;
 
     Super(WashingtonDecoration).Frob(Frobber, frobWith);
-
 #ifdef hx
     if ( NextUseTime>Level.TimeSeconds || IsInState('Conversation') || IsInState('FirstPersonConversation') )
         return;
 #else
     if (bUsing && soundHandle!=0) {
-        StopSound(soundHandle);
+        if (currentSong!=BROKEN_PIANO_SONG){
+            StopSound(soundHandle);
+        } else {
+            return;
+        }
     }
 #endif
 
     player = #var(PlayerPawn)(Frobber);
     message = "";
     soundHandle = 0;
-    rnd = currentSong;
-    while(rnd == currentSong) {
-        rnd = Rand(38); //make sure this matches the number of sounds below
-    }
-    currentSong = rnd;
-    switch(currentSong){
-        case 0:
-            //DX Theme, Correct
-            SelectedSound = sound'Piano1';
-            duration = 1.5;
-            break;
-        case 1:
-            //Random Key Mashing, DX Vanilla
-            SelectedSound = sound'Piano2';
-            duration = 1.5;
-            break;
-        case 2:
-            //Max Payne Piano, Slow, Learning
-            SelectedSound = sound'MaxPaynePianoSlow';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        case 3:
-            //Max Payne Piano, Fast
-            SelectedSound = sound'MaxPaynePianoFast';
-            duration = 4;
-            break;
-        case 4:
-            //Megalovania
-            SelectedSound = sound'Megalovania';
-            duration = 3;
-            break;
-        case 5:
-            //Song of Storms
-            SelectedSound = sound'SongOfStorms';
-            duration = 4;
-            break;
-        case 6:
-            // The six arrive, the fire lights their eyes
-            SelectedSound = sound'T7GPianoBad';
-            duration = 6;
-            break;
-        case 7:
-            // invited here to learn to play.... THE GAME
-            SelectedSound = sound'T7GPianoGood';
-            duration = 7;
-            break;
-        case 8:
-            // You fight like a dairy farmer!
-            SelectedSound = sound'MonkeyIsland';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 9:
-            SelectedSound = sound'BloodyTears';
-            duration = 4;
-            break;
-        case 10:
-            SelectedSound = sound'GreenHillZone';
-            duration = 6;
-            break;
-        case 11:
-            SelectedSound = sound'KirbyGreenGreens';
-            duration = 6;
-            break;
-        case 12:
-            SelectedSound = sound'MetroidItem';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 13:
-            SelectedSound = sound'NeverGonnaGive';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 14:
-            SelectedSound = sound'MiiChannel';
-            duration = 7;
-            break;
-        case 15:
-            SelectedSound = sound'SpinachRag';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 16:
-            SelectedSound = sound'FurElise';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 17:
-            SelectedSound = sound'EightMelodiesM1';
-            duration = 7;
-            break;
-        case 18:
-            SelectedSound = sound'EightMelodiesM2';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 19:
-            SelectedSound = sound'FurretWalk';
-            duration = 7;
-            break;
-        case 20:
-            SelectedSound = sound'ProfOaksLab';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 21:
-            SelectedSound = sound'FF4Battle1';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        case 22:
-            SelectedSound = sound'AquaticAmbience';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        case 23:
-            SelectedSound = sound'ChronoTriggerTheme';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        case 24:
-            SelectedSound = sound'DoomE1M1';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 25:
-            SelectedSound = sound'DoomE1M1Wrong';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 26:
-            SelectedSound = sound'FFVictoryFanfare';
-            duration = 5;
-            break;
-        case 27:
-            SelectedSound = sound'GangplankGalleonIntro';
-            duration = 9;
-            break;
-        case 28:
-            SelectedSound = sound'Grabbag';
-            duration = 7;
-            break;
-        case 29:
-            SelectedSound = sound'MegaManStageStart';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        case 30:
-            SelectedSound = sound'MGS2MainTheme';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        case 31:
-            SelectedSound = sound'Halo';
-            duration = 11;
-            break;
-        case 32:
-            SelectedSound = sound'SH2PromiseReprise';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        case 33:
-            SelectedSound = sound'SH2EndingTheme';
-            duration = 7;
-            break;
-        case 34:
-            SelectedSound = sound'StillAlive';
-            duration = 7;
-            break;
-        case 35:
-            SelectedSound = sound'DireDireDocks';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        case 36:
-            SelectedSound = sound'GuilesTheme';
-            duration = 7;
-            break;
-        case 37:
-            SelectedSound = sound'TetrisThemeA';
-            duration = 8;
-            break;
-        default:
-            log("DXRPiano went too far this time!  Got "$currentSong);
-            return;
+    if ( !PianoIsBroken() ) {
+        rnd = currentSong;
+        while(rnd == currentSong) {
+            rnd = Rand(38); //make sure this matches the number of sounds below
+        }
+        currentSong = rnd;
+        switch(currentSong){
+            case 0:
+                //DX Theme, Correct
+                SelectedSound = sound'Piano1';
+                duration = 1.5;
+                break;
+            case 1:
+                //Random Key Mashing, DX Vanilla
+                SelectedSound = sound'Piano2';
+                duration = 1.5;
+                break;
+            case 2:
+                //Max Payne Piano, Slow, Learning
+                SelectedSound = sound'MaxPaynePianoSlow';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            case 3:
+                //Max Payne Piano, Fast
+                SelectedSound = sound'MaxPaynePianoFast';
+                duration = 4;
+                break;
+            case 4:
+                //Megalovania
+                SelectedSound = sound'Megalovania';
+                duration = 3;
+                break;
+            case 5:
+                //Song of Storms
+                SelectedSound = sound'SongOfStorms';
+                duration = 4;
+                break;
+            case 6:
+                // The six arrive, the fire lights their eyes
+                SelectedSound = sound'T7GPianoBad';
+                duration = 6;
+                break;
+            case 7:
+                // invited here to learn to play.... THE GAME
+                SelectedSound = sound'T7GPianoGood';
+                duration = 7;
+                break;
+            case 8:
+                // You fight like a dairy farmer!
+                SelectedSound = sound'MonkeyIsland';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 9:
+                SelectedSound = sound'BloodyTears';
+                duration = 4;
+                break;
+            case 10:
+                SelectedSound = sound'GreenHillZone';
+                duration = 6;
+                break;
+            case 11:
+                SelectedSound = sound'KirbyGreenGreens';
+                duration = 6;
+                break;
+            case 12:
+                SelectedSound = sound'MetroidItem';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 13:
+                SelectedSound = sound'NeverGonnaGive';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 14:
+                SelectedSound = sound'MiiChannel';
+                duration = 7;
+                break;
+            case 15:
+                SelectedSound = sound'SpinachRag';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 16:
+                SelectedSound = sound'FurElise';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 17:
+                SelectedSound = sound'EightMelodiesM1';
+                duration = 7;
+                break;
+            case 18:
+                SelectedSound = sound'EightMelodiesM2';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 19:
+                SelectedSound = sound'FurretWalk';
+                duration = 7;
+                break;
+            case 20:
+                SelectedSound = sound'ProfOaksLab';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 21:
+                SelectedSound = sound'FF4Battle1';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            case 22:
+                SelectedSound = sound'AquaticAmbience';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            case 23:
+                SelectedSound = sound'ChronoTriggerTheme';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            case 24:
+                SelectedSound = sound'DoomE1M1';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 25:
+                SelectedSound = sound'DoomE1M1Wrong';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 26:
+                SelectedSound = sound'FFVictoryFanfare';
+                duration = 5;
+                break;
+            case 27:
+                SelectedSound = sound'GangplankGalleonIntro';
+                duration = 9;
+                break;
+            case 28:
+                SelectedSound = sound'Grabbag';
+                duration = 7;
+                break;
+            case 29:
+                SelectedSound = sound'MegaManStageStart';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            case 30:
+                SelectedSound = sound'MGS2MainTheme';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            case 31:
+                SelectedSound = sound'Halo';
+                duration = 11;
+                break;
+            case 32:
+                SelectedSound = sound'SH2PromiseReprise';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            case 33:
+                SelectedSound = sound'SH2EndingTheme';
+                duration = 7;
+                break;
+            case 34:
+                SelectedSound = sound'StillAlive';
+                duration = 7;
+                break;
+            case 35:
+                SelectedSound = sound'DireDireDocks';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            case 36:
+                SelectedSound = sound'GuilesTheme';
+                duration = 7;
+                break;
+            case 37:
+                SelectedSound = sound'TetrisThemeA';
+                duration = 8;
+                break;
+            default:
+                log("DXRPiano went too far this time!  Got "$currentSong);
+                return;
+        }
+    } else {
+        //Piano is broken!
+        SelectedSound = sound'MaxPayneBrokenPianoPlay';
+        duration = 2.5;
+        currentSong=BROKEN_PIANO_SONG;
     }
 
     if(SelectedSound == None) {
@@ -238,7 +257,7 @@ function Frob(actor Frobber, Inventory frobWith)
     }
 
     if(message == "") {
-        message = "You played " $ SelectedSound;
+        message = GetSongMessage(SelectedSound);
     }
 
     soundHandle = PlaySound(SelectedSound, SLOT_Misc,5.0,, 500);
@@ -253,7 +272,95 @@ function Frob(actor Frobber, Inventory frobWith)
 #endif
 }
 
+function string GetSongMessage(Sound SelectedSound)
+{
+    switch(SelectedSound){
+        case sound'Piano1':
+            return "You played the theme from Deus Ex";
+        case sound'Piano2':
+            return "You gently tickled the ivories";
+        case sound'MaxPaynePianoSlow':
+            return "You didn't quite play the theme from Max Payne";
+        case sound'MaxPaynePianoFast':
+            return "You played the theme from Max Payne";
+        case sound'Megalovania':
+            return "You played Megalovania from Undertale";
+        case sound'SongOfStorms':
+            return "You played the Song of Storms from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time";
+        case sound'T7GPianoBad':
+            return "You didn't quite play The Game from The 7th Guest";
+        case sound'T7GPianoGood':
+            return "You played The Game from The 7th Guest";
+        case sound'MonkeyIsland':
+            return "You played the Opening Theme from The Secret of Monkey Island";
+        case sound'BloodyTears':
+            return "You played Bloody Tears from Castlevania";
+        case sound'GreenHillZone':
+            return "You played Green Hill Zone from Sonic the Hedgehog";
+        case sound'KirbyGreenGreens':
+            return "You played Green Greens from Kirby's Dreamland";
+        case sound'MetroidItem':
+            return "You played the Item Acquisition Theme from Metroid";
+        case sound'NeverGonnaGive':
+            return "You played Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley";
+        case sound'MiiChannel':
+            return "You played the Mii Channel Theme";
+        case sound'SpinachRag':
+            return "You played Spinach Rag from Final Fantasy VI";
+        case sound'FurElise':
+            return "You played Fur Elise by Beethoven";
+        case sound'EightMelodiesM1':
+            return "You played Eight Melodies from Earthbound Beginnings";
+        case sound'EightMelodiesM2':
+            return "You played Eight Melodies from Earthbound";
+        case sound'FurretWalk':
+            return "You played Accumula Town from Pokemon: Black and White";
+        case sound'ProfOaksLab':
+            return "You played Professor Oak's Lab Theme from Pokemon: Red and Blue";
+        case sound'FF4Battle1':
+            return "You played Battle Theme 1 from Final Fantasy IV";
+        case sound'AquaticAmbience':
+            return "You played Aquatic Ambience from Donkey Kong Country";
+        case sound'ChronoTriggerTheme':
+            return "You played the Main Theme from Chrono Trigger";
+        case sound'DoomE1M1':
+            return "You played E1M1 from Doom";
+        case sound'DoomE1M1Wrong':
+            return "You didn't quite play E1M1 from Doom";
+        case sound'FFVictoryFanfare':
+            return "You played the Victory Fanfare from Final Fantasy";
+        case sound'GangplankGalleonIntro':
+            return "You played Gangplank Galleon from Donkey Kong Country";
+        case sound'Grabbag':
+            return "You played Grabbag from Duke Nukem 3D";
+        case sound'MegaManStageStart':
+            return "You played the Stage Start theme from Mega Man";
+        case sound'MGS2MainTheme':
+            return "You played the Main Theme from Metal Gear Solid 2";
+        case sound'Halo':
+            return "You played the Main Theme from Halo";
+        case sound'SH2PromiseReprise':
+            return "You played Promise (Reprise) from Silent Hill 2";
+        case sound'SH2EndingTheme':
+            return "You played the Dog Ending Credits Song from Silent Hill 2";
+        case sound'StillAlive':
+            return "You played Still Alive from Portal";
+        case sound'DireDireDocks':
+            return "You played Dire Dire Docks from Super Mario 64";
+        case sound'GuilesTheme':
+            return "You played Guile's Theme from Street Fighter 2";
+        case sound'TetrisThemeA':
+            return "You played Theme A from Tetris";
+        case sound'MaxPayneBrokenPianoPlay':
+            return "You played a broken piano";
+        default:
+            return "You played an unknown song - "$SelectedSound$" (REPORT ME!)";
+    }
+}
+
 defaultproperties
 {
     currentSong=-1
+    bFlammable=True
+    HitPoints=100
 }
diff --git a/DXRando/DeusEx/Sounds/MaxPayneBrokenPianoPlay.mp3 b/DXRando/DeusEx/Sounds/MaxPayneBrokenPianoPlay.mp3
new file mode 100644
index 000000000..cac33c09f
Binary files /dev/null and b/DXRando/DeusEx/Sounds/MaxPayneBrokenPianoPlay.mp3 differ