diff --git a/.upptimerc.yml b/.upptimerc.yml
index 208d630b8f..505aeca519 100644
--- a/.upptimerc.yml
+++ b/.upptimerc.yml
@@ -52,11 +52,6 @@ sites:
             </soap:Envelope>
         assignees:
             - nutjob4life
-    -
-        name: 🔬 EDRN Portal 13th Science Meetin
-        url: https://edrn.nci.nih.gov/news-and-events/upcoming-meetings/13th-scientific-workshop/
-        assignees:
-            - nutjob4life
     -
         name: 🚪 EDRN Portal
         url: https://edrn.nci.nih.gov/
@@ -92,12 +87,6 @@ sites:
         __dangerous__body_down: "Unauthorized"
         assignees:
             - nutjob4life
-#    -
-#        name: 🏥 EDRN Portal Site
-#        url: https://edrn.nci.nih.gov/about-edrn/sites/877-baylor-college-of-medicine/
-#        __dangerous__body_down: "Unauthorized"
-#        assignees:
-#            - nutjob4life
     -
         name: 🔬 EDRN LabCAS
         url: https://edrn-labcas.jpl.nasa.gov/
@@ -111,16 +100,6 @@ sites:
         __dangerous__disable_verify_peer: true
         assignees:
             - nutjob4life
-
-# EDRN β portal is no more as of 2022-10-20 —SK
-#    -
-#        name: 💁‍♀️ EDRN β Portal
-#        url: https://edrn.jpl.nasa.gov/portal/
-#        # JPL can't issue good certificates:
-#        __dangerous__disable_verify_peer: true
-#        assignees:
-#            - nutjob4life
-
     -
         name: 🧬 EDRN Focus Biomarker Database
         url: https://bmdb.jpl.nasa.gov/
@@ -135,6 +114,7 @@ sites:
         __dangerous__disable_verify_peer: true
         assignees:
             - nutjob4life
+    -
         name: 📚 MCL Knowledge System Database
         url: https://mcl.jpl.nasa.gov/ksdb/
         # JPL can't issue good certificates:
@@ -153,14 +133,6 @@ sites:
         __dangerous__disable_verify_peer: true
         assignees:
             - nutjob4life
-    # We cannot monitor this because it's private to JPL; however if we use a hosted runner we might
-    # be able to get around this.
-    # -
-    #     name: 💁‍♀️ MCL β Portal
-    #     url: https://mcl.jpl.nasa.gov/portal/
-    #     assignees:
-    #         - nutjob4life
-
 
 status-website:
     # We do not have a custom domain, so leave `cname` blank: