splashes.json

{
  "splashes": [
    "In 10 seconds flat!",
    "Awesome!",
    "20% cooler!",
    "Friendship is Magic!",
    "LOUDER!",
    "Not a tree!",
    "Pony!",
    "Pony should pony pony!",
    "Rainbows included!",
    "Make some friends!",
    "Glamorous!",
    "What are you, a dictionary?",
    "Scared of dragons!",
    "Excitement!",
    "BEHOLD, THE ROYAL CANTERLOT VOICE!",
    "Lyra is cute!",
    "Autumn Blaze is cute!",
    "PFUDOR!",
    "Not a changeling!",
    "Ponified!",
    "Check it out!",
    "Thiiiiiis is whiiiiining!",
    "Confound these ponies!",
    "Don't feed the parasprites!",
    "Never confuse Jackle App with Jappleack!",
    "6_9",
    "Derpy's original voice was better!",
    "*deep breath*",
    "yay",
    "yay!",
    "Wreak some chaos!",
    "Restore some harmony!",
    "Hey hey hey!",
    "Bet you can't eat all those apples!",
    "Hey Ocean!",
    "Only for little girls!",
    "Brushable!",
    "Also available in blind bags!",
    "Scootaloo might be a chicken!",
    "Apple Bloom is a dictionary too!",
    "Smile, smile, smile!",
    "Eeyup.",
    "As popular as popular can be!",
    "Classy!",
    "But who is best pony?",
    "Okey dokey lokey!",
    "The horror! The horror!",
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!",
    "Double the fun!",
    "The. Worst. Possible. THING!",
    "On the MOOOOOOOOOOOON! HAHAHAHAHA",
    "ohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh!",
    "Welcome to the herd!",
    "/)",
    "Pretty!",
    "Contains at least 6 ponies!",
    "(\\",
    "Una-filly-ated with Hasbro!",
    "/)*(\\",
    "You got it for your little sister!",
    "Everypony welcome!",
    "Bring back Fighting is Magic!",
    "As seen at BronyCon!",
    "A million cats!",
    "For mature audiences only!",
    "Try building a Ponyville house!",
    "Cute!",
    "Requires regular belly rubs!",
    "Ceci n'est pas un poney!",
    "Quadropedal!",
    "Dear Princess Celestia...",
    "For the Solar Empire!",
    "For the New Lunar Republic!",
    "Not a clever texture pack!",
    "Sleeps on a cloud!",
    "Not canon!",
    "Tastes of confectionery!",
    "Contains at least four different colors!",
    "Try the muffins!",
    "Fresh out of Appleture Laboratories!",
    "Where your fears and horrors come true!",
    "Do you like bananas?",
    "It's a mystery!",
    "It's a one-trick pony!",
    "Add socks to your skin!",
    "Created by real-life ponies!",
    "Dashie would like it!",
    "Party with Pinkie!",
    "Spike is not a pony!",
    "Equestria Girls!",
    "We're kinda magical!",
    "Also try Wander Over Yonder!",
    "I cannot express my delight!",
    "PONIES!",
    "Twilight is my bestest friend!",
    "Suitable for pegasus-eses!",
    "Your very special somepony!",
    "All dressed up for the Gala!",
    "That's the magic of friendship!",
    "Cadence <3 Shining!",
    "The BronyModPack is pretty great!",
    "No humans allowed!",
    "A red and black alicorn!",
    "Magical!",
    "Friendship!",
    "Can't wait to welcome you!",
    "Knows everypony in Ponyville!",
    "The talk of the town!",
    "Fluffle Puff!",
    "Don't you know you're all my very best...",
    "Makes pony noises!",
    "Has hooves for hands!",
    "Lookie what we've got here!",
    "Unbelievable! Unimpeachable!",
    "Super speedy!",
    "Student of Princess Celestia!",
    "Grows wings at the end of season 3!",
    "Great and powerful!",
    "You've gotta share!",
    "That's the art of the dress!",
    "Shipping is inevitable!",
    "The Element of Honesty!",
    "The Element of Kindness!",
    "The Element of Loyalty!",
    "The Element of Laughter!",
    "The Element of Generosity!",
    "The Element of Magic!",
    "Big sister, I'm so sorry!",
    "Black Snooty is a better name!",
    "They went and ponified me!",
    "Have tuba, will travel!",
    "You don't ask why when it's Lyra and Bon Bon!",
    "Buy some apples!",
    "Auditioned for the Wonderbolts!",
    "Too many Pinkie Pies!",
    "Over a barrel!",
    "We all love Lauren Faust!",
    "*squee*",
    "Earth ponies make the best OCs!",
    "Original creation do not steal!",
    "Show them that you ROCK!",
    "Has a will of iron!",
    "Adorable!",
    "From the valleys of Dreamland!",
    "Nothing can stop the Smooze!",
    "Always dresses in style!",
    "Literally worse than G3!",
    "Fuzzy!",
    "Speaks in fancy!",
    "Discord plays it!",
    "Spike is the new top dog!",
    "2D animation!",
    "Crystal Empire for Equestrian Games!",
    "twiglet spakkul!",
    "Fancy Pants!",
    "Cows are friends, not food!",
    "Don't hurt the villagers!",
    "Fan fiction!",
    "This is gonna be SO AWESOME! /)^w^(\\",
	"Hey, y'know what this calls for?",
    "My Pinkie sense is tingling!",
    "I didn't learn anything!",
    "SLHRPG!",
    "Let's fly to the castle!",
    "My wings are so pretty!",
    "Are you a princess too?",
    "Stay outta my shed!",
    "Woo, /r/EquestriaGirls!",
    "Woo, PonySkincraft.com!",
    "Woo, Equestria Daily!",
    "Woo, Equestria Gaming!",
    "Woo, BronyCon!",
    "Woo, /r/mylittleminecraft!",
    "Woo, /r/mylittlepony!",
    "Woo, DHX Media!",
    "I want it!",
    "Give us Granny Smith!",
    "Invite your friends over!",
    "Come on, everypony!",
    "Zebras are just like us!",
    "Has yet to find its cutie mark!",
    "Is just a bad, bad seed!",
    "Can walk on clouds!",
    "Keep Calm and Flutter On!",
    "Explodes twice!",
    "You're going to LOVE ME!",
    "You'll always be in my heart!",
    "That's not how you spell Pinkie Pie!",
    "Once upon a time...",
    "Chimicherry? Cherrychanga?",
    "I'll wear this moustache!",
    "An evil enchantress!",
    "Arrivederci!",
    "Betcha can't make a face crazier than...",
    "Really, really bald!",
    "Hi giiiiirls!",
    "Go Wondercolts!",
    "Try Cloudsdale!",
    "Twitcha twitch!",
    "What fun is there in making sense?",
    "Stitch by stitch!",
    "Hi, I'm Flutt*mumble*...",
    "Play Minecraft, Watch MLP, Get Merch!",
    "There's a simple explanation!",
    "Gypsy magic!",
    "Notch is a brony!",
    "Ponies with ponytails!",
    "All the apples you could ever want!",
    "You can become an alicorn too!",
    "Stay a while and listen!",
    "Calls upon the sea ponies!",
    "Open up mister mailbox!",
    "Just hangin' out here like, whatever.",
    "Is howling at the moon!",
    "Part of the Apple Family!",
    "Used to wonder what friendship could be!",
    "Are you a spy?",
    "Breaking down gender roles!",
    "Real ponies used as reference!",
    "Doesn't have an OC!",
    "Dashy, you're so strong!",
    "Give me a dash of loyalty!",
    "Mine Little Pony!",
    "Don't forget Opal Essence!",
    "Hey!",
    "A sonic rainboom!",
    "Bubbles!",
    "DJ HUM-4N!",
    "Check out The Crystal Empire!",
    "Trixie would love it!",
    "You can't do that with hooves!",
    "Sunshine of Israpony!",
    "Also try Adventure Time!",
    "Also try Gravity Falls!",
    "Also try Regular Show!",
    "Also try The Amazing World of Gumball!",
    "Also try Pound Puppies!",
    "Also try The Aquabats! Super Show!",
    "Also try Littlest Pet Shop!",
    "Ponies are cool!",
    "Read more books!",
    "Spiiiiiiiiike!",
    "Less attractive than the show itself!",
    "Puts two and two and two together!",
    "Millions of ponies!",
    "Cupcakes!",
    "Is Nightmare Moon her true form?",
    "Totally forgot about Davenport!",
    "Sombra could have had a few more lines!",
    "Chancellor Puddinghead!",
    "Safe For Woona!",
    "Scootaloo says 'SQUARK'!",
    "It's not! Creepy!",
    "Try a chocolate milk of glass!",
    "Have you read the MLP comic?",
    "Sits like a human!",
    "Pony villagers!",
    "The product of a subculture!",
    "Will help you find your cutie mark!",
    "May the best pet win!",
    "Pause for dramatic effect...",
    "Aghh! Spike's a ghost!",
    "Helping Twilight win the crown!",
    "Will never break a Pinkie promise!",
    "It's undeniably, unquestionably, uncool.",
    "Earth ponies are numbskulls!",
    "Pegasi are brutes!",
    "Unicorns are snobs!",
    "Appledash is a good ship!",
    "Ponies are scared of horse masks!",
    "Banished to the moon!",
    "Go Canterlot Wondercolts!",
    "Step through the portal to Equestria!",
    "A collaborative effort!",
    "Equestrian!",
    "You can't ride on these ponies!",
    "L&T for short!",
    "Canterlot is pretty at this time of year!",
    "Take a stroll through Whitetail Woods!",
    "Don't go to the Everfree Forest alone!",
    "Visit sunny Appleloosa!",
    "There's a lot going on in Ponyville!",
    "The magic of friendship never changes!",
    "There's wonderful views from the moon!",
    "Hoof bump!",
    "Equestria has no TVs!",
    "Trot with me!",
    "Who's that Ponymon?",
    "Your bestest friend!",
    "Worth fighting for!",
    "Hey, that's what I said!",
    "It's not a good motto!",
    "Will always be there for you!",
    "The magic of friendship grows!",
    "h",
    "Pony Life!",
    "Uncouth!",
    "THE SMOOOZE!",
    "Oatmeal, are you crazy?",
    "Care for a diamond?",
    "Talk about eye candy!",
    "Looks perfect on a giant hat!",
    "It's so real to me!",
    "Old and fake mythology",
    "Open a portal jump in!",
    "Thank you for the fun!",
    "Just remembered what happened in September",
    "Friendship is power!",
    "The antonymph of the internet!",
    "Still cleaning up the viruses that you have left!",
    "Don't stop until you hear the §e§oyay§r§e!",
    "Element of harmony inside!",
    "Sweet Celestia!",
    "Bungled all its bangles!",
    "Rife with devastation!",
    "Big adventure!",
    "Tons of fun!",
    "A beautiful heart!",
    "Faithful and strong!",
    "Sharing kindness; it's an easy feat!",
    "It's an easy feat!",
    "Magic makes it all complete!",
    "Raises the sun!",
    "Is best pony!",
    "Giggle at the ghosty!",
    "Guffaw at the grossly!",
    "Crack up at the creepy!",
    "Woof it up with the weepy!",
    "Chortle at the cooky!",
    "Snortle at the spooky!",
    "Laugh and make them disappear!",
    "You've got the music in you!",
    "In a city not some backwater!",
    "Cider! Cider! Cider! Cider!",
    "Take your tyranny away!",
    "I'd like to be a tree!",
    "MMMM?",
    "Argyle is best dad!",
    "Don't question how hooves work!",
    "L&T-licious!",
    "It's great to be different!",
    "Eeeeeee",
    "P IS FOR RAINBOW DASH!",
    "Funnerific!",
    "Funna fun fun!",
    "I see...",
    "Golly!",
    "Pony pony = new Pony();",
    "Also try Steven Universe!",
    "Silk Rose is cute!",
    "Pinkie Pie is cute!",
    "Rarity is cute!",
    "Fluttershy is cute!",
    "Twilight Sparkle is cute!",
    "Rainbow Dash is cute!",
    "Applejack is cute!",
    "Sunny Starscout is cute!",
    "Hitch Trailblazer is cute!",
    "Izzy Moonbow is cute!",
    "Pipp Petals is cute!",
    "Zipp Storm is cute!",
    "Zipp is short for Zephyrina!",
    "Love && Tolerance",
    "Now 21% cooler!",
    "I'm nervouscited!",
    "There's no wrong way to fantasize.",
    "Izzy does it.",
    "Will you be my palentine?",
    "Can a pony explode twice?",
    "Fry brains!",
    "We'll do our part. Hoof to heart!",
    "Sunset Shimmer is a horse, of course!",
    "Eat your alfalfa!",
    "Princess Cadance <3 Shining Armor",
    "Who's a silly pony?",
    "You're a silly pony!"
  ]
}