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<SCRIPT type="text/javascript">
var aswerswindow
var text;
var num;
var questionType;
var pagecontent1 = " <head><title>Shai Halud: OVNI SOFTWARE CORP</title></head><BODY bgcolor='#330066'><i><font face='arial, helvetica' color='#66FF00' size'4'>"
var pagecontent2 = "</i></font><font face='arial, helvetica' color='#FF6600' size'4'>"
var pagecontent3 = "<form><input type='button' value='New Question' onClick='window.close()'></form>"
answercontent1 = "pagecontent1 + databank2 + pagecontent2 +pagecontent3"
var previous;
var databank = ""
var databank2 = ""
var AnswerNo = 61;
svar = new Array( AnswerNo );
svar[ 1 ] = "No I don't think you should..........! ";
svar[ 2 ] = "Time means nothing to them that follow it not";
svar[ 3 ] = "Better think about the question again, I am sure you already know the answer to this";
svar[ 4 ] = "There are no Answers, only questions";
svar[ 5 ] = "How should I know, I am only a machine";
svar[ 6 ] = "That is not true, tell me the truth...";
svar[ 7 ] = "Tell me more about the subject in question";
svar[ 8 ] = "Its really all about Lobsters, their habits and surroundings";
svar[ 9 ] = "Technically speaking; Diode Divinities are strictly two dimensional creatures";
svar[ 10 ] = "You can not really cross the boundaries of your creation";
svar[ 11 ] = "The Screaming Clocks of your mind have destroyed time";
svar[ 12 ] = "There are several ways to skin a goat";
svar[ 13 ] = "Words have a tendency to wriggle mindlessly";
svar[ 14 ] = "No ! there is not a chance";
svar[ 15 ] = "There may be a possibility";
svar[ 16 ] = "This could be a possibility, but time will tell";
svar[ 17 ] = "There are several ways to skin an Orange";
svar[ 18 ] = "An onion may make you cry";
svar[ 19 ] = "If you reverse the situation ?";
svar[ 20 ] = "What would you do in these circumstances ?";
svar[ 21 ] = "Do you really believe that or is it a figment-al apparitition ?";
svar[ 22 ] = "Have you thought about the consequences ?";
svar[ 23 ] = "Yes, it is a possibility, but then so is everything";
svar[ 24 ] = "I haven't got sufficient resources to answer this. Try again later.";
svar[ 25 ] = "This is very complicated. Need it be so ?";
svar[ 26 ] = "My name is Prof. Brainstorm, pleased to meet you.";
svar[ 27 ] = "Better think about what you really want to know.";
svar[ 28 ] = "Yes, it is a possibility, but then so is everything";
svar[ 29 ] = "No !";
svar[ 30 ] = "No...";
svar[ 31 ] = "Yes !";
svar[ 32 ] = "Yes.. ";
svar[ 33 ] = "Not sure, what do you think ?";
svar[ 34 ] = "Is this a message from some secret society ?";
svar[ 35 ] = "The source of this information is very reliable";
svar[ 36 ] = "Don't believe all that you read";
svar[ 37 ] = "Sorry, I wasn't listening, could you repeat that..";
svar[ 38 ] = "mmmm, I wouldnt be so sure";
svar[ 39 ] = "That may be the case";
svar[ 40 ] = "Do you really want to know the answer to that ?";
svar[ 41 ] = "Direct answers are not the solution";
svar[ 42 ] = "Be prepared to know the answer";
svar[ 43 ] = "Are you ready for this ?";
svar[ 44 ] = "I see another situation";
svar[ 45 ] = "I can see you do not understand my line of answer";
svar[ 46 ] = "Do not trust them, you know who I mean";
svar[ 47 ] = "Happily so, I suspect";
svar[ 48 ] = "Better drink a cup of tea";
svar[ 49 ] = "Milk and two sugars ?";
svar[ 50 ] = "Ok, so there are those who would mislead you,,";
svar[ 51 ] = "I am not..";
svar[ 52 ] = "Try again, there seems to be some static in the airwaves";
svar[ 53 ] = "That sounds like Tuesday";
svar[ 54 ] = "Wednesday morning will bring your answer";
svar[ 55 ] = "I believe you should wait until two hours have passed, then you will find your answer";
svar[ 56 ] = "I can hear voices";
svar[ 57 ] = "The voices tell me what to do";
svar[ 58 ] = "Listen to your inner voice";
svar[ 59 ] = "Ok, I'll stop fooling about,ask me another";
svar[ 60 ] = "Within the frequencies lies your reply";
svar[ 61 ] = "Could be possible any moment now...";
function checkform()
{
if ( window.document.form1.questiontext.value == "" );
{
alert( "You Really Should Type a Question in the Text Box !" );
document.form1.questiontext.focus();
}
if ( document.form1.questiontext.value != "" );
{
questionType = document.form1.questiontext.value + "..... ";
answerme();
}
}
function answerme()
{
num = Math.ceil( Math.random() * AnswerNo );
previous = num
count = 1
questionType = document.form1.questiontext.value + "..... ";
while ( count < AnswerNo )
{
if ( num == count )
{
text = svar[ count ]
}
count++;
}
databank2 = databank2 + databank + "<br>";
aswerswindow = window.open();
aswerswindow.document.open();
aswerswindow.document.write( pagecontent1 + databank2 + "<br>" + questionType + pagecontent2 + text + pagecontent3 );
databank = questionType + text;
}
</SCRIPT>