joke.txt

{"id":"71gF6wHBsrc","joke":"A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame."},
{"id":"Xny5MZvHQCd","joke":"Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on."},
{"id":"Xny5MZvHQCd","joke":"Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on."},
{"id":"Xny5MZvHQCd","joke":"Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on."},
{"id":"EYojGtPRusc","joke":"I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."},
{"id":"8USSSfVn3ob","joke":"I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going."},
{"id":"Xny5MZvHQCd","joke":"Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on."},
{"id":"8USSSfVn3ob","joke":"I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going."},
{"id":"71gF6wHBsrc","joke":"A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame."},
{"id":"PfaMusPucFd","joke":"What do you do when your bunny gets wet? You get your hare dryer."},
{"id":"haMJRfF6hFd","joke":"How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste."},
{"id":"8USSSfVn3ob","joke":"I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going."},
{"id":"7USvkbaahFd","joke":"What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes? Douglas."},
{"id":"1gyskqz51ob","joke":"What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk? Ketchup."},
{"id":"8USSSfVn3ob","joke":"I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going."},
{"id":"8USSSfVn3ob","joke":"I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going."},
{"id":"8USSSfVn3ob","joke":"I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going."},
{"id":"8USSSfVn3ob","joke":"I've been trying to come up with a dad joke about momentum . . . but I just can't seem to get it going."},