a java agent that turns a java.lang.NullPointerException in what it really means.
Test with:
java -javaagent:iDontCare-0.1.jar -jar iDontCare-0.1.jar
And you will see:
Exception in thread "main" rocks.nullpointer.IDontCareException: Meh. I don't care about breaking your code by null. at Main.main(Main.java:3)