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[
{
"text": "This is final poem\nPleading with the kid and such\nI don't want your likes.",
"timestamp": "1346326667",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:37am"
},
{
"text": "My birthday is next\nBetter come before that day\nI won't be so nice",
"timestamp": "1346326564",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:36am"
},
{
"text": "Labor day is near\nI shall not be laboring\nAll the weekend through\n\nIt's been written.",
"timestamp": "1346326489",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:34am"
},
{
"text": "Missed my cousin's day\nEven anniversary\nGreat grandma's day too.",
"timestamp": "1346326393",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:33am"
},
{
"text": "Come today and match\nGrandpa's birthday all day long\nI would be do pleased",
"timestamp": "1346326302",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:31am"
},
{
"text": "If only it can speak\nEver eloquently now\nI can't wait to rhyme",
"timestamp": "1346326014",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:26am"
},
{
"text": "We now know this kid \nHas a Kung Fu black belt now\nStrength and \"discipline\"",
"timestamp": "1346325901",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:25am"
},
{
"text": "I am not afraid\nOf what \"capabilities\"\nMy child has to show",
"timestamp": "1346325811",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:23am"
},
{
"text": "Charger fell right off\nVibrate mode has gone off now\nStartling me too",
"timestamp": "1346325728",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:22am"
},
{
"text": "Why does my phone buzz\nIt's too early for a ping\nGo to sleep my friends",
"timestamp": "1346325615",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:20am"
},
{
"text": "I must be so tired\nKeyboard just jumped right out at me\nHallucination",
"timestamp": "1346325494",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:18am"
},
{
"text": "Daddy wants to see\nHow alike are you and he\nWhat you wanna be?",
"timestamp": "1346325323",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:15am"
},
{
"text": "When will you come out\nI don't know if I'll survive \nOne more blessed day",
"timestamp": "1346325282",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:14am"
},
{
"text": "Wonder what you're like\nPictures fuzzy and so still\nNot at all like now",
"timestamp": "1346325224",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:13am"
},
{
"text": "How about some names\nWe keep coming up with some\nSmackdown from the press",
"timestamp": "1346325165",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:12am"
},
{
"text": "Mothers always say\nFirst two weeks are hell and back\nHope it's not that bad",
"timestamp": "1346325052",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:10am"
},
{
"text": "I was thinking hmmm\nChild can only give me tude\nIf I set it free",
"timestamp": "1346324999",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:09am"
},
{
"text": "Acupuncture rocks\nHave another sesh today\nYou should see him too",
"timestamp": "1346324810",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:06am"
},
{
"text": "Played a bunch of games\nSomeone told us long ago\nStress will make child come",
"timestamp": "1346324754",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:05am"
},
{
"text": "Kicking me is fun\nLaughing while the hiccups come\nRumble in my gut",
"timestamp": "1346324675",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:04am"
},
{
"text": "Hubby loves his sleep\nMaybe he has told the child \nDon't come wreck my nights",
"timestamp": "1346324594",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:03am"
},
{
"text": "Nesting is so weird\nI have never had the bug\nHired cleaners, yes.",
"timestamp": "1346324514",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:01am"
},
{
"text": "Sister rocked the house\nShe got us a new tv\nIt is in my room",
"timestamp": "1346324418",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 7:00am"
},
{
"text": "Just because you lean\nLeft is always lopsided\nMommy is deformed",
"timestamp": "1346324356",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 6:59am"
},
{
"text": "In the twilight hours\nDaddy always snores a lot\nHope he hears your cries",
"timestamp": "1346324277",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 6:57am"
},
{
"text": "Is it haiku time again?! Perhaps not as many today. \n\nAgamemnon Craig\nSweet resounding grace\nPlease come out to play",
"timestamp": "1346324216",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 6:56am"
},
{
"text": "Piggs and I have won more games on my phone this morning than usual by this time. Have we sync'd?? Are we breathing together now??? Can we work together to come hang out with each other?????",
"timestamp": "1346324001",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 30, 2012 at 6:53am"
},
{
"text": "Piggs says daytime drama is worth some zzzzz's, but the best stuff happens at night. Why oh why can't we just get along?!",
"timestamp": "1346298899",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 11:54pm"
},
{
"text": "The house is all about as quiet gets\nWith ladies sleeping top to bottom yet\nAnd when the creatures stir awake from sleep\nWe just might need to buy \"Sheep in a Jeep.\"",
"timestamp": "1346249249",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 10:07am"
},
{
"text": "Twas a cloudless day in August\nWhen a mommy was sick of her sagas\nShe jumped up and down\nCried with a frown\nAnd then her Piggs sighed and said, \"Bogus.\"",
"timestamp": "1346248978",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 10:02am"
},
{
"text": "My oh my I write\nFar too many haikus now\nI complain in rhyme:",
"timestamp": "1346248794",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:59am"
},
{
"text": "Who said chilis work\nVindaloo not hot enough?\nOld wives tales are wrong",
"timestamp": "1346248720",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:58am"
},
{
"text": "Raspberry leaf tea\nApple cider vinegar\nI will try them all",
"timestamp": "1346248660",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:57am"
},
{
"text": "Piggs's morse is fun\nDaddy's morse is funnier\nI would rather talk",
"timestamp": "1346248617",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:56am"
},
{
"text": "Piggies come to mom\nDaddy cannot wait to see\nJust how much you wake",
"timestamp": "1346248532",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:55am"
},
{
"text": "Monitor your heart\nThat's all they will care about\nThat an if you kick",
"timestamp": "1346248369",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:52am"
},
{
"text": "Is it not just me\nEating sweets to calm my nerves\nDepression sets in",
"timestamp": "1346248293",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:51am"
},
{
"text": "Blood sugar rising\nThey say that's a sign I'm near\nWhy can't they be right??",
"timestamp": "1346248223",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:50am"
},
{
"text": "It's.........Haiku time!!!\n\nPiggies where are you?\nI would like to see you soon\nPeekaboo suffice",
"timestamp": "1346248078",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:47am"
},
{
"text": "I've got \"Let's go fly a kite\" stuck in my head. Piggs , ya sayin something??",
"timestamp": "1346246397",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 29, 2012 at 9:19am"
},
{
"text": "My midwife says Friday is a blue moon, a fine day to birth a baby. We shall see.",
"timestamp": "1346195947",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 7:19pm"
},
{
"text": "Piggs has MASSIVE attitude. Choosing between its inherited paternal traits or maternal traits, this kid is all about defiance. I'm so screwed. This is even before it's born. Never mind after it's out.........",
"timestamp": "1346182551",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 28, 2012 at 3:35pm"
},
{
"text": "So so so so so so tired!!!",
"timestamp": "1346102659",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 27, 2012 at 5:24pm"
},
{
"text": "Buahahahaha. I just saw a post saying everything you want is outside your comfort zone. You can say THAT again. I don't recall what a comfort zone is. Oh wait, it's all coming back to me. NOT BEING PREGGERS. I can offer my services or being an unmotivational speaker on what it's like to be preggers, so stay abstinent for the TOTAL lack of possibility. There ain't nothing in the world worse for a young person. But wait.... And then comes the part when the kid actually comes- that might just be worse. Let me know if you want me to talk to your kid. I'll have em tie their tubes by the end of the convo.",
"timestamp": "1346073486",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 27, 2012 at 9:18am"
},
{
"text": "Ok, ok. I'll keep the names in the family. I'll name it after my cousin, T-i.",
"timestamp": "1346069862",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 27, 2012 at 8:17am"
},
{
"text": "Thanks to my childhood neighbor for inspiration who just named his kid 7 after George Costsnza's suggestion. Here comes Bisquick Mug Craig. \n\nhttp://m.youtube.com/#/watch?desktop_uri=\u00252Fwatch\u00253Fv\u00253DNRUdaWZ4FN0&v=NRUdaWZ4FN0&gl=US",
"timestamp": "1346067341",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 27, 2012 at 7:35am"
},
{
"text": "I've always wanted to see a birth certificate say Jane Doh.",
"timestamp": "1346066445",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 27, 2012 at 7:20am"
},
{
"text": "I got it, I got it!!! Machiavelli Craig!!!!",
"timestamp": "1346031407",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 26, 2012 at 9:36pm"
},
{
"text": "Uajizi Craig. Swahili for procrastination.",
"timestamp": "1346031172",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 26, 2012 at 9:32pm"
},
{
"text": "Mommy's gone. Boo. Piggs ain't here yet.",
"timestamp": "1346016329",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 26, 2012 at 5:25pm"
},
{
"text": "Owwww. Piggs just punched me, and I felt it in my butt. Not cool.",
"timestamp": "1346007483",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 26, 2012 at 2:58pm"
},
{
"text": "My first OB told me today's the day (way back in the day). Hope she was right! We took little bro's advice and even looked at reasonable names last night, so hopefully\nPiggs won't be scared anymore. Don't worry, I still love Agamemnon.",
"timestamp": "1345982820",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 26, 2012 at 8:07am"
},
{
"text": "Dear Friends- stop liking pages. They clutter up my feed.",
"timestamp": "1345954042",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 26, 2012 at 12:07am"
},
{
"text": "Clearly bored bc Piggs ain't doin nothin to come out and play. Boo. My hubbs just ironed 15-16 shirts. Sayin something.",
"timestamp": "1345946114",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 9:55pm"
},
{
"text": "Sis and her girls at Mraz tonight. Makes me think about a convo w hubby re the likeness of chord progressions between I won't give up and Katy Perry's Firework. Why on earth does one make me want to puke and the other is tolerable? My astute husband's response was decibel level and pitch.",
"timestamp": "1345946009",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 9:53pm"
},
{
"text": "Footsteps. Rip, NA.",
"timestamp": "1345945788",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 9:49pm"
},
{
"text": "My funny valentine, sick, twisted valentine, why do you haunt dreams of fall... When others sacrifice their tenure, we despise- you make sox nation halt or stall.....\n\nLa di dah di dah di....\n\nWhat do Bobby Valentine and Piggs have in common?? Their days are both numbered before they're booted out.",
"timestamp": "1345945518",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 9:45pm"
},
{
"text": "Now my mom's getting into the spirit. Ma-po tofu with Lots of chili. She wants to meet Piggs before she leaves tomorrow too. C'mon, Piggies. It's not funny anymore.",
"timestamp": "1345932268",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 6:04pm"
},
{
"text": "Hubbs is all about Tonto Craig.",
"timestamp": "1345906228",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 10:50am"
},
{
"text": "Yes yes. My husband wakes and says, \"How about Thunder. Thunder Craig. Indeed.\" I knew I married this man for a reason.",
"timestamp": "1345903667",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 10:07am"
},
{
"text": "Yesterday, I packed my bags and headed to the hospital thinking I was contracting every 10 minutes and I wouldn't be home for a couple of days. I think my child is allergic to the hospital. I got there, one contraction the whole time and Piggs was like, \"Why, mom??\" They sent mom and nana home, so we went to afternoon tea instead. Today I don't know what a contraction is. I walked yesterday- even up and down stairs. You want me To go to skyjump today??\n\n#paininmybuttandlowerback canusesomelevitation #calgontakemeaway",
"timestamp": "1345895863",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 7:57am"
},
{
"text": "The good news: we slept through the night. The bad news- Piggs only came out in my dream. Are you gonna meet grandma before she leaves?!?!?! #isuckatbaking\n#itsgottabemychildwhowontlistentome",
"timestamp": "1345894126",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 25, 2012 at 7:28am"
},
{
"text": "At least I'm eating well. Helmand- another win of a meal. Piggs, if you were breast feeding, you'd get these benefits instead of just feeling the traces of sugar highs. So hurry up, kid!! Come join the ranks of blissful dining!!!!",
"timestamp": "1345860791",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 24, 2012 at 10:13pm"
},
{
"text": "I had part of my wish, now for the sleeping Piggs part....",
"timestamp": "1345837861",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 24, 2012 at 3:51pm"
},
{
"text": "Ok, can I only say that my names are pretty ridiculous but pale in comparison to those coming out of my mother's voodoo kanji calculations and her trusty book. Somebody help-- my names are at least in jest to get me through pain. Hers are painfully serious. Seriously- Ryuta or Yoshiki?!?! But she says HE (yes, her magic coin has predicted it shall be a boy) will be intelligent, thoughtful, loved by everyone, able to conquer any challenge, have a joyful life, and he'll be loaded. Hmm, may not be too bad.... OY. Somebody tell a joke.",
"timestamp": "1345819363",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 24, 2012 at 10:42am"
},
{
"text": "Came to me in a dream!! Oxana Iphigeneia Craig. Blessed name!",
"timestamp": "1345799215",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 24, 2012 at 5:06am"
},
{
"text": "Inspired by the Legend of Zelda: Ganon Craig. No middle name. I am genius.",
"timestamp": "1345776957",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 10:55pm"
},
{
"text": "I don't understand what's wrong with the name Cornelieus Gilgamesh Craig. Why is everyone so down on my suggestions?!",
"timestamp": "1345725638",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 23, 2012 at 8:40am"
},
{
"text": "I would just LOVE to be sitting in the window of the four seasons tomorrow with my mom, sister and two nieces having afternoon tea with a Piggs sleeping in its carseat next to me. Ah, one can dream. #gettingdesperatetostopbeingpreggers",
"timestamp": "1345692418",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 22, 2012 at 11:26pm"
},
{
"text": "I am getting closer and closer to becoming a mom- I'm having more and more conversations that involve bowel movements. Disturbing.",
"timestamp": "1345685873",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 22, 2012 at 9:37pm"
},
{
"text": "Recommended by midwife today: raspberry tea, spicy food, intercourse, and walking. Clearly I'm not the only one who wants to meet Piggs. Sadly, my attempt at spicy failed when I went to King and I. Just not spicy enough.",
"timestamp": "1345682728",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 22, 2012 at 8:45pm"
},
{
"text": "Super happy dance!!! But no , not yet.",
"timestamp": "1345632176",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 22, 2012 at 6:42am"
},
{
"text": "This morning's hiccups not so cute. Timed right with contraction, then kept going, thereby continuing the feeling of said contraction. Ewwwww. Feeling closer, though!! C'mon Piggies!!!",
"timestamp": "1345631510",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 22, 2012 at 6:31am"
},
{
"text": "I don't know the last time I have said quite seriously, \"I love my life.\" Thanks to the incredible people in it who make it all worth it. Yay.",
"timestamp": "1345606975",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 11:42pm"
},
{
"text": "Ok, thoroughly depressed to hear that bc our soybeans are genetically modified, all the tofu I have been eating to bring me joy with Piggs has been counter-productive. That's enough to make me cry. I so heart my tofu!!! Meep. :-/",
"timestamp": "1345585054",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 5:37pm"
},
{
"text": "Did I mention what a miracle worker this Dennis Yang is?! Went in for acupuncture, came out a new woman. Walked normally (even up stairs!!!) for the first time in a LONG time. Healingbyyang.com. Can't say enough about him and his amazing mentor. Love this man, I'm sure his lovely wife won't mind my sayin!!!",
"timestamp": "1345584776",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 5:32pm"
},
{
"text": "Yay, my sister and her two girls are here!!! Girls day out getting pedi's!!",
"timestamp": "1345584526",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 5:28pm"
},
{
"text": "So is my mom and dad going to see Harry Bellafonte on a date akin to my having gone on a date to a nine inch nails concert at the same age??",
"timestamp": "1345549020",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 7:37am"
},
{
"text": "This morning, Piggs's hiccups are super cute. Wish I could see them for real by tonight. Right, Piggies??",
"timestamp": "1345542930",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 5:55am"
},
{
"text": "Good morning!!",
"timestamp": "1345542707",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 21, 2012 at 5:51am"
},
{
"text": "Nope, not yet.",
"timestamp": "1345487800",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 20, 2012 at 2:36pm"
},
{
"text": "Old Ironsides turned to fire her canons in front of Castle Island! Wicked cool, man! Piggies is definitely a seafaring fan!! After mom walked a mile and ate fried clams, she's saying, \"Piggs, I dunno what other inspiration you need, but you just missed an awesome sight. Come see for yourself!!! C'mon!!!!!",
"timestamp": "1345398349",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 1:45pm"
},
{
"text": "Mommy's here!!!!",
"timestamp": "1345384585",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 9:56am"
},
{
"text": "I needs me a stork. Anyone know where I can rent one?",
"timestamp": "1345376647",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 19, 2012 at 7:44am"
},
{
"text": "Made it unscathed. Piggs didn't get really pissed at me and I didn't get pissed at the md.",
"timestamp": "1345296251",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 18, 2012 at 9:24am"
},
{
"text": "Getting up today, I heard an audible crunch against the pelvis. Hope it wasn't Piggs. Hey, Eeyore, why so low?!",
"timestamp": "1345281365",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 18, 2012 at 5:16am"
},
{
"text": "There really are few things better than leaving an acupuncture appointment with every symptom gone (except clearly the baby, but for now we'll just name Piggs the source rather than a symptom). And boy, I came in with a doosey of symptoms today. Yay, healingbyyang. Dennis, the newest miracle worker of my life. Even my non-believing (or at least under-believing) husband can testify to the range of miracles performed (in the form of how many \"thank gods\" expressed when I'm not moaning and groaning about all of the usual complaints!). Oh, btw, FB- I can super-like his page.",
"timestamp": "1345166356",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 9:19pm"
},
{
"text": "A contraction!! First one in a week. Oh, what trauma and drama does. Thanks, Piggs. We're on the same team, buddy. Uh oh, better secure someone to deliver my baby, eh?!",
"timestamp": "1345157393",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 6:49pm"
},
{
"text": "Don't go 93 south in Medford. I saw a flipped car accident. In the commonwealth, if there is a fatality on the road, the road is closed until investigation is done. Back up was already past 28, can only imagine it will grow.",
"timestamp": "1345129106",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 10:58am"
},
{
"text": "Gaining peace with Piggs. Had a dream we talked. I said that I'll try to be more patient and wait for Piggies to make the move, and Piggs said that we'll be soon there enough. I don't hate the world today.",
"timestamp": "1345119964",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 8:26am"
},
{
"text": "Someone's delicious picture of Alfredo made me dream up some thoughts for tomorrow (today, but who's counting)- I have a brick of pancetta, a beautiful freshly picked crown of broccoli, lots of cream and white wine (garlic and onions, mais oui). Since I am not dreaming for real, I'm make believing my dreams are the best dreams ever. Perhaps they are- I have an actual shot of remembering this one....",
"timestamp": "1345098899",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 16, 2012 at 2:34am"
},
{
"text": "Excited that my mommy made it to Boston today.",
"timestamp": "1345080202",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 9:23pm"
},
{
"text": "No no, too soon to join the mothers up with their babies at all hours of the night club!! Mine ain't born yet!!!! The only ones reading and posting now are those with yunguns who keep them up... What am I in for?!?!??!",
"timestamp": "1345005144",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 12:32am"
},
{
"text": "Who needs sleep anyway?! Oh no- am I showing my age by admitting that this post just triggered the mental jukebox into playing Eurasure's \"Who Needs Love Like That?!\"",
"timestamp": "1345003806",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 15, 2012 at 12:10am"
},
{
"text": "Interviewing pediatricians. Wish us luck.",
"timestamp": "1344978524",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 14, 2012 at 5:08pm"
},
{
"text": "My sweet love will have a cluttered but clean home tonight. So happy for people who save my sanity when I'm clearly about to totally lose it. Ok, ok. I can't lose what I've never had, I get it, but I can at least pretend. So that quote I got? Well, they called for backup, so I think I'm in for a little more than I thought. Oh well, it shall get done, and done is worth every penny.",
"timestamp": "1344965100",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 14, 2012 at 1:25pm"
},
{
"text": "Haha. FB believes I'd like the Healthworks page. What part of gyms make me puke don't they get?!",
"timestamp": "1344964863",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 14, 2012 at 1:21pm"
},
{
"text": "Oh yes, tis the day three years ago when the Sox were away that my love and I tied the knot at Fenway. Wally was my flower girl and the Pesky Pole my witness. Thanks for all you wonderful friends for supporting us throughout our equally cool marriage. Thanks, my lovely hubbs for countless amazing culinary creations and shared memories. Oh, and I am ever so blessed to have your mad cleaning skill too. You're the best. ♥ Piggs will join us for our next ballpark journey!!!",
"timestamp": "1344940990",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 14, 2012 at 6:43am"
},
{
"text": "Just cause I'm up to see the sunrise daily now doesn't make me a morning person...... Got that, Piggs?",
"timestamp": "1344939880",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 14, 2012 at 6:24am"
},
{
"text": "Pesky too?! This is depressing me. Hopefully Piggs's spirit is so low that he'll just drop out. Ha. Wishful thinking, I know.",
"timestamp": "1344903302",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 13, 2012 at 8:15pm"
},
{
"text": "Wishing the hubbs a winning playoff softball game- may the batting gods be with him and the fielding gods smile upon him.",
"timestamp": "1344898280",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 13, 2012 at 6:51pm"
},
{
"text": "Can anyone recommend a cleaning service for the home? I'm not walking or bendin too well these days, and my mother is coming in at 5am on Wednesday. #procrastinationfail",
"timestamp": "1344868805",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 13, 2012 at 10:40am"
},
{
"text": "Does it really take a student sleeping in and missing her lesson for me to rediscover that I love to play Bach? Bach with belly is gut. Hahaha, I am surprised at how corny I get with Piggs!!",
"timestamp": "1344867961",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 13, 2012 at 10:26am"
},
{
"text": "Just curious- what makes FB believe that I might actually \"like\" certain pages when the contents of said suggested pages makes my skin crawl and go against every fiber of my moral being?!",
"timestamp": "1344867676",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 13, 2012 at 10:21am"
},
{
"text": "Y'all, since the closing ceremonies, I've heard nothing but lament for the absence of games. But alas, you neglect the most amazing feats that are about to come- the paraolympics are to come rock the world. You want to see incredible and inspiring stories, check them out. Hats off to all involved!!!",
"timestamp": "1344866808",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 13, 2012 at 10:06am"
},
{
"text": "Yesterday, the unsolicited advice of the family friend of the day came in the form of, \"Make sure you don't keep the kid sleeping in silence.\" That's never been a problem, since dad can't seem to stop snoring long enough for me to fall asleep...",
"timestamp": "1344851935",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 13, 2012 at 5:58am"
},
{
"text": "Eating is a pastime second to none.",
"timestamp": "1344851392",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, August 13, 2012 at 5:49am"
},
{
"text": "I need inspiration. Men's gold medal volleyball too intense; can't send hubbs out for meat for saltimboca, which is what I really am jonesin for. So I can make a pesto with some prosciutto and chicken, but would that make me as happy?! Hmmmm. Have to think about it. I definitely have first world problems.",
"timestamp": "1344806731",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 12, 2012 at 5:25pm"
},
{
"text": "Oh yeah. No words.",
"timestamp": "1344739816",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 11, 2012 at 10:50pm"
},
{
"text": "Ok, in the oven- all improvisation, of course. The juiciest of plums and white peaches, sitting atop a bed of tapioca pudding (alas, my laziness shows), over puff pastry that would fold over to appear like a flaky crostata. Meanwhile, my dear love has completed the grilling session, and I've got Brokaw's documentary on WWII on the tellie. What a perfect evening. We'll cap the night with our crostata and ice cream laiden Olympics.",
"timestamp": "1344732256",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 11, 2012 at 8:44pm"
},
{
"text": "So not only did my sweet love get up this morning to make me bacon and eggs because he loves us, he is outside now grilling the bluefish our friend caught for us, alongside the ambrosia corn that was picked just yesterday. Perhaps I should match his efforts by adding a fresh salad with heirloom tomatoes in a goddess dressing made from scratch?! Oy, too much effort. I'll go with the premade stuff. I could make a pie to make life better. Because who knew that the Olympics taste better with pie and ice cream?! Hey, I am using agave, people. Oh no! I think I just inspired myself into oblivion. I think I need to make a crostata (one crust instead of two, for those of you who are counting my carbs for me). I think afternoon naps are the best motivators in life. All should indulge. We'd be a better society for it.",
"timestamp": "1344725690",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 11, 2012 at 6:54pm"
},
{
"text": "Oh btw, if you're wondering why I'm not calling you back?? I hate the world right now and you don't want to hear from me.",
"timestamp": "1344647379",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 10, 2012 at 9:09pm"
},
{
"text": "Ok, if I can't stand up, I can't sit down, I can't really lie down what can I do?!\n#ineedtostopbeingpreggersnow",
"timestamp": "1344647077",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 10, 2012 at 9:04pm"
},
{
"text": "Piggs and I totally feel violated. Cattle-prodded at our ridiculously stressful \"non-stress test\" today, and now the contractions have stopped, Piggs is totally pissed at me, and he's retreated to big uncle position (5 weeks overdue). I felt kicked in the ribs for the first time in two weeks. If her idea was to scare Piggs back in so that he'd not come out til what she considers 39 weeks, I think she did a damn good job.",
"timestamp": "1344635843",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 10, 2012 at 5:57pm"
},
{
"text": "I must be coming closer to motherhood- The UPS guy AND the FEDEX guy knows my name now. Consequences of becoming an amazon mom.",
"timestamp": "1344617927",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 10, 2012 at 12:58pm"
},
{
"text": "He who tried to hack my account from Poland earlier this morning, FY. Thanks FB for locking me out...",
"timestamp": "1344617647",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 10, 2012 at 12:54pm"
},
{
"text": "My people won!",
"timestamp": "1344544768",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 9, 2012 at 4:39pm"
},
{
"text": "Do I sense my nutritionist being a bit facetious when she says, well, I suppose your sugar numbers are good for the food that you're eating.... What's wrong with the strawberry rhubarb pie I made the other day? I used stevia.",
"timestamp": "1344540094",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 9, 2012 at 3:21pm"
},
{
"text": "So my two nationalities are at it again- my people dropping bombs on my people who in turn drop bombs on my people- only these bombs are little white balls being kicked around on the field... But I don't put anything past any of these ladies......... Go gold.",
"timestamp": "1344538325",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 9, 2012 at 2:52pm"
},
{
"text": "What's up w FB?! Not letting me post for two days is a massive fail when I'm ready to pop. Just so y'all know, I'm still friggin preggers.",
"timestamp": "1344538096",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 9, 2012 at 2:48pm"
},
{
"text": "Didn't think to put this out there, but anyone have a referral for a great pediatrician who is accepting new clients in the metro-west area (Lex, Waltham, Newton, Wellesley, Concord, etc)?! We didn't think it would be such a daunting task....",
"timestamp": "1344319151",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, August 7, 2012 at 1:59am"
},
{
"text": "We didn't know we could still fit in a picture.",
"timestamp": "1344211606",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 5, 2012 at 8:06pm"
},
{
"text": "Olympic athletes have been reminding me over and over- no wasted effort or energy.",
"timestamp": "1344179277",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 5, 2012 at 11:07am"
},
{
"text": "I had a dream.... That I blinked and wiggled my nose like Elizabeth Montgomery and my house was clean. This could be as daunting a dream as MLK's dream- possible and probable in good time, but VERY visionary for the time. I think I need to hire the sorcerer's apprentice. I have an incredible husband, but alas, even he only has one set of hands. I need the multiplying buckets of mops, etc.",
"timestamp": "1344165656",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, August 5, 2012 at 7:20am"
},
{
"text": "I just got a flash of inspiration. How about buttermilk Belgian waffles, bacon and eggs for breakfast, homemade clam chowder (cause my friend rocks and brought me quahogs last night) and some veal saltimboca for dinners? One can never settle for too little pork or dairy in the diet when being told otherwise... #piggscanliveandsocani",
"timestamp": "1344083094",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 4, 2012 at 8:24am"
},
{
"text": "My Hubby is the bestest bestest. He is planning a weekend at home to clean for Piggs while I go teach and do the things I do away from home. When I get back, will the rest of the house be Piggi-ized? Craigslisted? Excited to see what happens!!!",
"timestamp": "1344082699",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 4, 2012 at 8:18am"
},
{
"text": "Dad's snoring better not keep Piggs awake any longer than acceptable. I'm getting a thunderstorm of kicks over here, seeming much like a choreographed dance.",
"timestamp": "1344057225",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 4, 2012 at 1:13am"
},
{
"text": "Oooooh, is it that Piggie's head, which leans so left he's commie, is blocking an artery while I sleep and therefore causing all of my woes? I thought it strange last night when he was playing bongos on me that it ended up feeling like it was on my leg. Hmmmm, I might be on to something here. #pleasestophurtingmombutdont",
"timestamp": "1344056688",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, August 4, 2012 at 1:04am"
},
{
"text": "Why can daddy sleep on while Piggs wakes the dead over here?? Ya think 4 hours of sleep is going to make mom happy today?!?!?! #cantwaittohandoffpiggsat3amtoacrankydaddy\n#ifonlytherewerea9monthtrainingprogramfordads\n#hahahethinksimahandfuljustyouwait",
"timestamp": "1343996030",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 3, 2012 at 8:13am"
},
{
"text": "Ok, Piggs. Mom n Dad spent lots of money and time today making things ready in the house for you. Dad even changed the sheets for you, since he was concerned about having kicked up too much dust in cleaning the bedroom. Now it would behoove you to cooperate with mom and sleep now, since mom has got a jammed day full of stuff for you tomorrow too. Remember how happy you were when she took you to yoga and opened up some space for you? She's planning that tomorrow too. So you need to let her rest so that she can not fall asleep on the way over. And Piggs, just recognize that when mom jerks bc you kicked her so hard, that's not a good thing.",
"timestamp": "1343971100",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 3, 2012 at 1:18am"
},
{
"text": "Why does Facebook think I might like a swimming page? Stop trying to Amazon me!! Stupid profiling....",
"timestamp": "1343970072",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, August 3, 2012 at 1:01am"
},
{
"text": "A step closer to being ready for Piggs. We hired movers to turn our world around. Officially, mantown is now babytown, and our room got flipped so we have room for a changing table and a cosleeper. Yay. I am feeling less anxious.",
"timestamp": "1343920944",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 2, 2012 at 11:22am"
},
{
"text": "Gore Vidal once said, \"If you're not young and liberal, shame on you; if you're not old and conservative, shame on you.\"",
"timestamp": "1343881785",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, August 2, 2012 at 12:29am"
},
{
"text": "Piggs is going \"deep, deep, deep undercover,\" as Axel Foley would have once said...",
"timestamp": "1343796777",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, August 1, 2012 at 12:52am"
},
{
"text": "Piggies says food is good. Yoga is good. Music is good, so long as it's good. Taking pictures, however- well, we'll just have to see about that. Man, this is definitely my child.",
"timestamp": "1343665691",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 30, 2012 at 12:28pm"
},
{
"text": "My Love, still cleaning dishes at this hour because I can't stand any longer today. What a hero.",
"timestamp": "1343614645",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, July 29, 2012 at 10:17pm"
},
{
"text": "Slow cooker is the best thing ever. Making a Thai-esque curry while I'm on the road towards tanglewood. I love when things just work by themselves because they're supposed to.",
"timestamp": "1343516395",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 28, 2012 at 6:59pm"
},
{
"text": "Cooking lots of vegan foods for Piggie's party. Getting super inspired. Just made a broccoli/carrot slaw with medjool dates n walnuts, super yummy. about to make a million bean salad. Yay.",
"timestamp": "1343506942",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 28, 2012 at 4:22pm"
},
{
"text": "Mornin, Piggs. What's the hurry today? Mom's been up an hour with you already and we're not yet back to sleep??!! Did dad's snoring wake you too?? Oh no, is it the Boston creme high from last night?? Man, remind me not to do that again!! Note to self: eat Boston creme pie in the morning.....",
"timestamp": "1343380254",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 27, 2012 at 5:10am"
},
{
"text": "Confessions of a gestational diabetic: the Boston creme TOTALLY hit the spot.",
"timestamp": "1343360895",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, July 26, 2012 at 11:48pm"
},
{
"text": "Dear Piggies, it's before Thursday yet, and I know you don't believe in letting mom sleep before the next day turns over. I make a special request that",
"timestamp": "1343274198",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, July 25, 2012 at 11:43pm"
},
{
"text": "At the Children's Museum, Boston. Since I didn't bring a child, I must leave an I'd at the front desk and wear a creep badge around until I leave. Yay.",
"timestamp": "1343237461",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, July 25, 2012 at 1:31pm"
},
{
"text": "Among the top reasons why I had the good forethought to marry the one I love: Agreeing with me that the only natural name that we could bestow upon his female car being Megaman, he proceeded to buy pixelated character keychains to distinguish the difference between our key fobs.",
"timestamp": "1343099600",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 23, 2012 at 11:13pm"
},
{
"text": "RIP Sally Ride; I'm honored to share your name.",
"timestamp": "1343098915",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 23, 2012 at 11:01pm"
},
{
"text": "I apparently woke up this morning with a smile (a rare occurrence in the Honda house...). My husband is in a good mood, and I asked, \"ya think those cushions from relax the back were worth $300?\" and without hesitation he said, \"damn straight!!\" Oh, what a good night's sleep would do!! My wonder and awe was, why didn't Piggies wake me at 5:30 this morning?!?!?! I'm ok not knowing, for I slept til Hubby's alarm woke us up!!!! Yay!!!!!! #yetanotherthingishouldhavedoneawhileago",
"timestamp": "1343051442",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 23, 2012 at 9:50am"
},
{
"text": "Good times at the Lily Pad.",
"timestamp": "1343011847",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, July 22, 2012 at 10:50pm"
},
{
"text": "Is there anyone who can console a distraught preggo lady at Starbucks because the barista refuses to make an iced short chai? \"I can just make a tall one...\" says he to the diabetic who is calculating every last damned carb...... Needless to say, without consolation, said preggo lady threw a fit and got what she wanted. Great customer service.",
"timestamp": "1342896667",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 2:51pm"
},
{
"text": "My hubby. The greatest ever. Making me eggs and bacon because I thought they would be lovely. He wanted a stack of blueberry pancakes. Oh, the sacrifices, the sacrifices!!!",
"timestamp": "1342884848",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 21, 2012 at 11:34am"
},
{
"text": "Regret at pit of stomach: should have taken off my almost new pirellis and replaced with my bald Michelins- same rim/tire size as dad's car. !?&@&@$$!!!",
"timestamp": "1342539321",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, July 17, 2012 at 11:35am"
},
{
"text": "Awaiting Q&A with Amma. Then she feeds us. Then she hugs us. That's what a mother is all about.",
"timestamp": "1342477121",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 16, 2012 at 6:18pm"
},
{
"text": "Piggs is freaking out. Mom, this isn't Bea. Mom, who is this? Mom, the wheel feels different. She drives funny. Wait, is she an automatic?!?!?! Mom, what's going on??? Yes, Piggs, this is Daddy's babymobile. Dad will pick up mommy's later tonight- the registration got hung up, so I had to take his car instead. But she's still a black civic, so you'll be used to that... Oh wait.",
"timestamp": "1342468366",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 16, 2012 at 3:52pm"
},
{
"text": "Oh where oh where did my title go, oh where oh where can it be (of course sung to the tune of the underdog)?! \n\nDid Piggies hide it in another life? I haven't seen it in two moves, oh boy. I'm in for a long Sunday. At least it is a \"pink slip\" and doesn't look like my birth certificate...\n\nPoll: At what point is it worth throwing in the towel and paying the RMV $125 for a duplicate?",
"timestamp": "1342353442",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, July 15, 2012 at 7:57am"
},
{
"text": "Piggies, is it that you're so excited about your baby mobile or is it that unhappiness about sitting at a car dealership for 6 hours that has you dropping further and squirming more!?!",
"timestamp": "1342318883",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 14, 2012 at 10:21pm"
},
{
"text": "Really sad and sentimental cleaning out my car for the last time. She's as empty as I am now. Oh, how I have loved my Bea, what a warrior, a beast, and a burden. I shall never forget this world series champion of a car. She has carried me when no one else would. I haven't told her yet, haven't had the heart that she gets traded for Pirate on Monday. Alas, she will never be my baby mobile.",
"timestamp": "1342318645",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 14, 2012 at 10:17pm"
},
{
"text": "Mantra: Piggies can sink low, for it means a sooner descent. Owwwwww. Repeat.",
"timestamp": "1342238496",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 14, 2012 at 12:01am"
},
{
"text": "Should I worry when an mbta worker is floating past me without taking my money for a ticket while on the radio requesting police assistance at the next station?",
"timestamp": "1342210259",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 13, 2012 at 4:10pm"
},
{
"text": "Should I worry when an mbta worker is floating past me without taking my money for a ticket while on the radio requesting police assistance at the next station?",
"timestamp": "1342210259",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 13, 2012 at 4:10pm"
},
{
"text": "Friends are a wonderful thing.",
"timestamp": "1342198331",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 13, 2012 at 12:52pm"
},
{
"text": "Car's in the shop. Can we get by on one car in the shop between the three of us?? Hmmm, seems a little tricky, especially for Piggs. \"Who's gonna rock me to sleep,\" says Piggies. #thefutureisnotindependencefromoilbutfromcars\n#doweremberhowtowalkwithoutairconditioning #commuterrailadventureherewecome",
"timestamp": "1342192311",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 13, 2012 at 11:11am"
},
{
"text": "Why oh why??? When I'm sound asleep, Piggs kicks me back to consciousness. When I get up, Piggs knocks me around. When dad says, \"let me feel,\" Piggs goes dark. Causes dad to say, \"I have a calming effect...\" Grrrrrrrrrr.",
"timestamp": "1341922320",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, July 10, 2012 at 8:12am"
},
{
"text": "The last of toxic MD's fired today. They've ALL been replaced. Yay. I think this last stretch of pregnancy might just be tolerable. #imnottoooldtoofattoothisorthat",
"timestamp": "1341869450",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 9, 2012 at 5:30pm"
},
{
"text": "This shoulda happened last night. Piggs deserves to be rewarded for its efforts. I would morse HR, and Piggs delivered. But Piggies got tired at the end of the game and we lost. Tonight was as it shoulda been. Final.",
"timestamp": "1341716014",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 7, 2012 at 10:53pm"
},
{
"text": "While the husband snored, I won all of my favorite games. He woke up and now we get to play. Yay.",
"timestamp": "1341700297",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, July 7, 2012 at 6:31pm"
},
{
"text": "Piggs goes boom, Gon Gon goes gone. Piggs goes boom, Salti goes boom. I like this kid.",
"timestamp": "1341619120",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 6, 2012 at 7:58pm"
},
{
"text": "Don't Change, Inxs playing in the background at boloco. I felt suddenly younger when I found myself rockin out and singing along. Does that make me old??",
"timestamp": "1341614138",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 6, 2012 at 6:35pm"
},
{
"text": "This cup of cuban black bean soup is half full or half empty. My belly is far from full, but ain't no more room for more. Twok amongst yourselves.",
"timestamp": "1341590897",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 6, 2012 at 12:08pm"
},
{
"text": "Do we need to wear a Yankees Suck tshirt for Piggies today? Piggs is most certainly in the right camp. Piggie's first live game after birth will be a Yankee game too, and lo, as some members of my family may be saddened, we'll be rooting for the correct home team here. #lovethatdirtywater",
"timestamp": "1341586261",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, July 6, 2012 at 10:51am"
},
{
"text": "I feel.... Hungover.",
"timestamp": "1341493324",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, July 5, 2012 at 9:02am"
},
{
"text": "F-U Thunder.... Says the Nuffy.",
"timestamp": "1341451716",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 9:28pm"
},
{
"text": "Had a conversation about terrible music last night, and now with the 4th stuff all over, can't get firework out of my head. Curses. Piggs is very unhappy. Rightly so.",
"timestamp": "1341428026",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 2:53pm"
},
{
"text": "Living next to Hanscom has its perks. Dy'all see them birds?! Wish my camera setting didn't take so long to load- F-18s are fast! #definitelynotaNIMBY",
"timestamp": "1341420562",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 12:49pm"
},
{
"text": "Happy 4th, y'all. It's a good time to be 'Mercian.",
"timestamp": "1341409698",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 9:48am"
},
{
"text": "Leg cramps that wake the dead, e.g., me, well- another great indicator of being present to living. This one just won't go away, though. Does this mean I'll live forever?! #gratefulformyhubbysmassage#onlyhappensonaholidaywheneveryoneiknowisclosed #calgontakemeaway",
"timestamp": "1341400637",
"humantimestamp": "Wednesday, July 4, 2012 at 7:17am"
},
{
"text": "If I busy myself to the point where I can't breathe today, will that make tomorrow that much more rewarding?? #whatidotomyself #preggerssayswho\n#letsgettheshowontheroadpiggs",
"timestamp": "1341315540",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, July 3, 2012 at 7:39am"
},
{
"text": "Here we go again- driving things we probably hate.....",
"timestamp": "1341270121",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 2, 2012 at 7:02pm"
},
{
"text": "SPR could be dead by tomorrow. Long lived the queen. I know I've spent most of my years hating on you, but you will be missed. #anticlimacticwaytogoout\n#stillthinklexussucks\n#ohlordhelpusgetanewcarsomehow",
"timestamp": "1341266293",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, July 2, 2012 at 5:58pm"
},
{
"text": "Practicing my stern mom voice: Piggies, it's time for bed. Go to sleep!! I'd like to make sure tomorrow is not like today.",
"timestamp": "1341124403",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, July 1, 2012 at 2:33am"
},
{
"text": "Heat exhaustion when preggers sucks.",
"timestamp": "1341109232",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 10:20pm"
},
{
"text": "After a long day: clever Craigslist purchase made for the babe, the husband's car is at the mechanic's, Piggies got another ride with the tow truck (nice vibrations), excellent friends were available and able to save our day, we spent time with good friend from \"home\" including a duck tour, over shopped at target, and are grilling steaks and corn on the barbie. Piggies has most certainly been making up for the nice sleep I was given last night (perhaps by accident). I'd say it's turning out to be a typical day for the Honda Craig Clan. #exhaustedandreadytoditchthispregnancyanydaynow\n#thankgodforwonderfulfriends",
"timestamp": "1341105106",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 9:11pm"
},
{
"text": "Stuck on the shoulder of I-95. Car breakdown number \"I don't have that many fingers and toes anymore\" for the Honda Craig Clan. Thank God today is supposed to hit only 95 with thick humidity. #iheartsummerpregnancy",
"timestamp": "1341067751",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 10:49am"
},
{
"text": "Ted was awesome. My bear thought so too.",
"timestamp": "1341033567",
"humantimestamp": "Saturday, June 30, 2012 at 1:19am"
},
{
"text": "People, don't charge me a text by sending a chain letter, especially before 9am. Wow, super old school- I thought those days were over.",
"timestamp": "1340972465",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, June 29, 2012 at 8:21am"
},
{
"text": "Playing gin rummy singing diamonds are a girls best friend, since I have all odd numbered diamonds in my hand.",
"timestamp": "1340938485",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, June 28, 2012 at 10:54pm"
},
{
"text": "Just sayin to opponents of obamacare- now there will be cost savings to you for the many preventable conditions like my father's where without Health Insurance coverage, he waited til catastrophic organ failure to deal, causing you and I, tax paying citizens to pick up the tab. Perhaps in the future, other people's fathers and loved ones will be saved the sadness of",
"timestamp": "1340937981",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, June 28, 2012 at 10:46pm"
},
{
"text": "Piggs is good. Yay.",
"timestamp": "1340904191",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, June 28, 2012 at 1:23pm"
},
{
"text": "Sleep, glorious sleep!! It took FOUR days for this kid to stay calm enough for me to sleep!!! This will be an excellent day. I am surely excited. Yay.",
"timestamp": "1340884732",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, June 28, 2012 at 7:58am"
},
{
"text": "Is this weather driving Piggs crazy?! Yes. Child, how do you not stop wiggling day and night? Even I with all my energy can't keep up!!!",
"timestamp": "1340748614",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, June 26, 2012 at 6:10pm"
},
{
"text": "Piggs, I love that you are active. I know you want to play. Mommy needs at least one more hour. Can we please go back to sleep just for now? If not, you might find me a bigger monster than I was yesterday. Daddy wouldn't like that. You don't ever disappoint daddy, right? Let's start today as if it were the beginning of the week, ok?",
"timestamp": "1340703173",
"humantimestamp": "Tuesday, June 26, 2012 at 5:32am"
},
{
"text": "My husband has done it!! We shall name our child Walker Norris Craig. I'm still partial to Agamemnon Tiberius Craig, however, I'm liking the strong Southern pull of my husband's suggestion. THIS is why I married him.",
"timestamp": "1340674227",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, June 25, 2012 at 9:30pm"
},
{
"text": "I used to love to cook. I cry because I am staring at a pot saying inspire me. Meat simmering with onions, garlic thingees (uninspired chef tends to lose names of formerly beloved ingredients), leeks, sage, bay leaves, and the pile of uncut veggies that should be added are next to the cutting board. What do I do? Added wine and am now whining. Boo.",
"timestamp": "1340664050",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, June 25, 2012 at 6:40pm"
},
{
"text": "Tow trucks are becoming too familiar in our household. And no, not because of parking problems these days, ya smart-a's.",
"timestamp": "1340629413",
"humantimestamp": "Monday, June 25, 2012 at 9:03am"
},
{
"text": "Can this please be a car-trouble-free week? I would love for there to be no more trips or charges to the mechanic for the rest of the year. Is that too much to ask?! #startingofftoabadmonday",
"timestamp": "1340593944",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, June 24, 2012 at 11:12pm"
},
{
"text": "Last Natural Childbirth class tonight- I'll miss it. We get to go on a tour of the hospital today!!",
"timestamp": "1340573027",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, June 24, 2012 at 5:23pm"
},
{
"text": "Piggies loves the morning air. I don't.",
"timestamp": "1340530895",
"humantimestamp": "Sunday, June 24, 2012 at 5:41am"
},
{
"text": "Piggs definitely likes Beethoven.",
"timestamp": "1340420570",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, June 22, 2012 at 11:02pm"
},
{
"text": "Listening to my mechanic explain to a poor little rich girl the exhaust system on a Honda. I felt like farting and telling her what's so.",
"timestamp": "1340374880",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:21am"
},
{
"text": "Hair took a backseat- car is being a bigger baby than either Piggs or me. Sixth time in six weeks at the mechanic. Piss. #atwhichpointdoihawkthecarandcallitgood",
"timestamp": "1340374569",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, June 22, 2012 at 10:16am"
},
{
"text": "Mission today: in search of hair clips and doodads. If not, the hair goes. #heatsucksforthepreggers",
"timestamp": "1340362311",
"humantimestamp": "Friday, June 22, 2012 at 6:51am"
},
{
"text": "Am I the only one who thinks bosh looks like jar jar?",
"timestamp": "1340330578",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, June 21, 2012 at 10:02pm"
},
{
"text": "Anyone have a pool I can raid this summer? I don't know if I'll be able to keep up the charade called being preggers with a smile. Oh yes, all that moaning an groaning has still had a smile behind. This is becoming unbearable. I might evict Piggs earlier than Harry Potter's bday at this rate.... #piggiesdefinitelylovesrubies",
"timestamp": "1340327833",
"humantimestamp": "Thursday, June 21, 2012 at 9:17pm"