diff --git a/src/bash.command-not-found b/src/bash.command-not-found
index ad1acf9..fa8be28 100644
--- a/src/bash.command-not-found
+++ b/src/bash.command-not-found
@@ -13,9 +13,11 @@ print_message () {
         "The worst one today!"
         "n00b alert!"
         "Your application for reduced salary has been sent!"
+        "git commit Suicide"
         "lol"
         "u suk"
         "lol... plz"
+        "Go back to school N00b!"
         "plz uninstall"
         "And the Darwin Award goes to.... ${USER}!"
         "ERROR_INCOMPETENT_USER"
@@ -24,6 +26,7 @@ print_message () {
         "Fake it till you make it!"
         "What is this...? Amateur hour!?"
         "Come on! You can do it!"
+        "Are you 92?!?"
         "Nice try."
         "What if... you type an actual command the next time!"
         "What if I told you... it is possible to type valid commands."
@@ -47,10 +50,12 @@ print_message () {
         "This is why you get to see your children only once a month."
         "This is why nobody likes you."
         "Are you even trying?!"
+        
         "Try using your brain the next time!"
         "My keyboard is not a touch screen!"
         "Commands, random gibberish, who cares!"
         "Typing incorrect commands, eh?"
+        "Linus Torvalds has been notified of your stupidity"
         "Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?!"
         "Dropped on your head as a baby, eh?"
         "Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."