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Expand Up @@ -13,9 +13,11 @@ print_message () {
"The worst one today!"
"n00b alert!"
"Your application for reduced salary has been sent!"
"git commit Suicide"
"lol"
"u suk"
"lol... plz"
"Go back to school N00b!"
"plz uninstall"
"And the Darwin Award goes to.... ${USER}!"
"ERROR_INCOMPETENT_USER"
Expand All @@ -24,6 +26,7 @@ print_message () {
"Fake it till you make it!"
"What is this...? Amateur hour!?"
"Come on! You can do it!"
"Are you 92?!?"
"Nice try."
"What if... you type an actual command the next time!"
"What if I told you... it is possible to type valid commands."
Expand All @@ -47,10 +50,12 @@ print_message () {
"This is why you get to see your children only once a month."
"This is why nobody likes you."
"Are you even trying?!"

"Try using your brain the next time!"
"My keyboard is not a touch screen!"
"Commands, random gibberish, who cares!"
"Typing incorrect commands, eh?"
"Linus Torvalds has been notified of your stupidity"
"Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?!"
"Dropped on your head as a baby, eh?"
"Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing."
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