The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) (1080p) Blu-Ray.srt

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-[engine idling]
-[chuckles]

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[pips]

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[chuckling]

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-Huh?
-[engine stalls]

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[groans, exclaims]

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[shouting gibberish]

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["Super Mario Bros. Theme" playing]

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[wind whistling]

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[rumbling]

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[shouting]

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[shouts]

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Behold! The king of the Koopas!

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[growls]

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[growling]

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[growls]

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Open the gates or die!

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[footsteps approaching]

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[whimpering]

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Attack!

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[shouting]

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[grunts]

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[grunting]

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[grunts]

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That is but a taste of our fury.

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Do you yield?

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[grunting]

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[chuckles]

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I do not.

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[all gasp, scream]

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[grunts]

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Ah. [cries]

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No.

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[gasps] Ah.

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Ah.

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[whimpering]

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[grunts]

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[laughs]

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I've finally found it.

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And now, no one can stop me!

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["Super Mario Bros. Theme" playing]

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[singers] ♪ Uh, we're the Mario Brothers
And plumbing's our game ♪

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♪ We're not like the others
Who get all the fame ♪

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♪ When your sink is in trouble
You can call us on the double ♪

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♪ We're faster than the others
You'll be hooked on the brothers ♪

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-[singers] ♪ Huh! ♪
-It's-a me, a-Mario!

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And-a Luigi!

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Are you-a tired of a-paying
too much for plumbing?

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Mamma mia!

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That's a-why
the Super Mario Brothers are here.

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-A-to save Brooklyn.
-[Luigi] And-a Queens.

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[Mario] And-a your wallet.

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Thank you, Super Mario Bros.

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It seems like the only thing
you haven't drained is my bank account.

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Forget-a the expensive a-plumbing
companies-a where you're just a face-a.

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With-a Super Mario Brothers-a,
you're family!

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[singers scatting]
♪ Hooked on the brothers ♪

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-♪ The brothers, the brothers ♪
-[laughs]

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Wow! You were great.

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I was great?
Are you kidding me?

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You were great!

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I am so glad we spent
our life savings on this commercial.

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That is not a commercial! That is cinema.

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Uh, what about the accents?
Is it-- Is it too much?

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Too much? It's-a perfect.

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-Wahoo!
-[video game chiming]

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Okay, I'm gonna trust you.

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Well, well, well.

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If it isn't Brooklyn's favorite failures,
the Stupid Mario Brothers.

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Aw, great. Spike's here.

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Hey, Spike.

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Yeah.
[imitating Mario] "It's-a me!" [laughs]

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[stammers] Whew, yeah.

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Tell me,
have you even gotten one call

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since you left me
to start your dumb company?

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As a matter of fact, Spike,
we have.

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-Wow. Really?
-Uh, yeah.

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Our mom called,

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and she said, "Oh, boys, that's
the best commercial I've ever seen!"

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And I said, "Thank you very much, Mother.
We're very proud of it."

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-So, boom!
-[phone screen shatters]

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[laughing]

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Good luck running
a business with this idiot.

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Say that again about my brother,
and you're gonna regret it.

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Oh, yeah?

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Get this through your tiny brain, Mario.

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You're a joke, and you always will be.

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[Spike chuckles]

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[door opens, closes]

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Are you insane?

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He's three times your size.

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Luigi, come on.

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You know,
you can't be scared all the time.

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Hmm, you'd be surprised.

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[phone ringing]

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Hello, Super Mario Brothers.

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Uh-huh.

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A drip in your faucet? That's great!

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I mean, that's great you called us,

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because we can be there
and we can fix it right away. Okay.

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-Mario, we got one!
-[laughs]

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-The Super Mario Brothers are in business!
-Whoo-hoo!

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[engine revs]

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[engine stalls]

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[engine cranks]

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Oh, no. We're gonna be late.

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No, we're not. Come on. Let's go.

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['No Sleep Till Brooklyn" plays]

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Hey, wait up.

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This way.

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-[cat yowls]
-[screams]

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[Mario] Come on, Lu. Step on it.

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-[grunting]
-[cat yowls]

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Excuse you.

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-Here you go!
-[cat meows]

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[pants]

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♪ No sleep till Brooklyn ♪

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Aw, Mario. What're you doin'?

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♪ Yeah ♪

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[Mario grunts]

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Hey! Get off of there.

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-[Luigi screams]
-[Mario grunts]

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You can't be in-- [yelps] Whoa!

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My bad! [laughs]

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-Move it up!
-I'm-- Sorry.

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-We're working here!
-[Luigi] So sorry.

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Come on, Luigi. Pump those legs.

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[groans] I'm trying. I'm trying.

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I got bad knees. [sighs]

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[song ends]

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[Mario whistles]

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Oh, wow. We have hit the big time.

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[chuckles]

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The drip is right upstairs
at the end of the hall.

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-Can you fix it?
-[Mario] Very confident, sir.

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You'll be careful about making a mess?

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Ma'am, I assure you,
we don't make messes.

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We fix 'em. [chuckles]

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That's Francis.

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[gasps] He likes you!

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[object crunches]

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[Francis whines]

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-[chuckles] Hey.
-[growls]

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-[growls]
-Mama, mama, mama love ya, baby.

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-[chuckles]
-[Luigi yelps]

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[yelps]

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[Mario] Wrench?

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Mm-hmm. [smacks lips]
And a first job complete.

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-Hey!
-Hey!

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[both gasp]

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Francis is here. [gasps]

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[growling]

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Hey there, pal. [chuckles]

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-[Luigi screams]
-[Mario grunting]

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[whimpering] Mario! Do something!

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[gasps]

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[Luigi yelps]

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-[growls, barking]
-[Mario] Ah!

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[distorted] Mamma mia!

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[growling, barking]

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Whew.

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[Luigi] Uh, Mario?

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["L'amour est un oiseau rebelle" playing]

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[yelps]

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[grunts]

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[yelps]

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[grunting]

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[grunts]

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[yelps] That hellhound is gonna escape!

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No, he won't.

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Whew.

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Hey, uh, Mario?

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Uh, who's a good puppy?

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[chuckles]

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Who's a good boy?

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[both scream]

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-[Francis yelps]
-[both] Hmm?

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Hmm.

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[groaning]

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[grunts]

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[both gasp]

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-Found the problem!
-[barks]

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-[Uncle Arthur] Ma, you make these?
-[Mom] Ah, good batch, hey?

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[Uncle Tony laughs]

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[family] Hey-o!

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[both] Hey-o!

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[chuckles] It's the Super Mario Brothers,
from the TV!

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They give an Oscar for worst actors?

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-Hey!
-[laughs] What'd I do?

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[chuckles] So, uh--
So everybody saw the commercial then?

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Uh-huh. We seen it.

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-And?
-I wouldn't quit your day job.

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Oops! He already did.

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[laughter]

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Well, I thought it was incredible.

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It belongs in a movie theater.

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Ugh, mushrooms?

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Everybody loves mushrooms, right?

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-I like mushrooms. I'll take it.
-Yeah.

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Mario, seriously.

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What were you thinking
with that commercial?

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What? It's supposed to be funny.

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-Can someone pass the bread?
-Yeah, but what's with the outfits?

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Plumbers wearing white gloves?

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That's right, you gotta have a trademark.
Gotta stand out.

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Don't listen to them.

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The world laughed at da Vinci too.

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I'm not sure they did, Ma.

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Dad, what did you think?

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I think you're nuts.

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You don't leave a steady job
for some crazy dream.

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And the worst part?

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You're bringing
your brother down with you.

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Well, thanks, Dad.

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Thanks for your support.

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-[door closes]
-What'd I say?

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[video game beeping]

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<i>Thanks for tuning in to News Channel 4.</i>

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Hey.

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Ah, you're not bringing me down.

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You know what?

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What do they know, huh?

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Ah, it's not just them.

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Our whole lives, everyone's telling us
we can't do this, we can't do that.

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I'm sick and tired of feeling so small.

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[newscaster]
A water main burst underground today,

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stopping subway service
and flooding downtown Brooklyn.

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Everything is under control,
I promise you.

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We are very close to fixing this.

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-[person screams]
-[pedestrian] Out of the way!

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Somebody help! Somebody save Brooklyn!

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Save Brooklyn?

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Luigi, this is our chance.

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Destiny is calling.

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Destiny Del Vecchio, from high school?

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-What? No! Just come on.
-[exclaims]

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[city worker 1]
Look for a gate valve, huh?

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[city worker 2] It's more
than the storm drains can handle.

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[city worker 3] Come on. We gotta pump it.

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I got this.

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[screams]

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They're not even looking
in the right place.

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Come on, Lu.

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[grunts]

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-You are not seriously considering--
-[inhales deeply]

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Mario!

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[exclaims, whimpering]

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[screams]

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[coughing]

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We gotta get to that pressure valve.

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Mamma mia!

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[grunts]

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[yelps]

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[whimpers]

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[grunting]

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[groans]

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[screams]

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-[both screaming]
-Mario!

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[both groaning]

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I knew saving Brooklyn was a bad idea.

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Come on.

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[grunts]

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Whoa.

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What is this place?

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[objects clatters, echoes]

265
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:53,660
Looks like nobody's been
down here for years.

266
00:15:53,743 --> 00:15:55,119
[metal clattering]

267
00:15:55,203 --> 00:15:56,204
Luigi?

268
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,625
Luigi, are you in there?

269
00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:07,924
Luigi?

270
00:16:11,303 --> 00:16:12,304
What?

271
00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:17,266
[yelps]

272
00:16:18,935 --> 00:16:20,519
[screaming]

273
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:24,857
[screaming continues]

274
00:16:27,694 --> 00:16:28,695
[gasps]

275
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:33,617
Whoa!

276
00:16:41,249 --> 00:16:42,625
[Luigi grunts, whimpers]

277
00:16:42,709 --> 00:16:44,210
Luigi!

278
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,962
Mario!

279
00:16:48,715 --> 00:16:50,717
[Mario] Give me your hand!

280
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:52,384
It's all gonna be okay.

281
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:54,053
How is this gonna be okay?

282
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:57,431
I'm telling you, nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together.

283
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:02,145
[gasps] Mario!

284
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,690
[distorted] Luigi!

285
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,651
[screams]

286
00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:14,157
[screams, grunts]

287
00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:17,994
[groans]

288
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:27,295
[gasps]

289
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:44,562
-Do not touch that mushroom! You'll die!
-[screams]

290
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,648
[breathes heavily] Oh, I'm sorry.

291
00:17:46,731 --> 00:17:48,232
[chuckles] That one's perfectly fine.

292
00:17:48,316 --> 00:17:51,694
That's a little mushroom man.
A little mushroom man talking to me.

293
00:17:51,778 --> 00:17:54,322
Pleased to meet ya. I'm Toad.

294
00:17:55,031 --> 00:17:56,907
Uh, Mario.

295
00:17:57,617 --> 00:17:59,702
[chittering]

296
00:17:59,786 --> 00:18:00,787
So this is, uh--

297
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:02,913
This is-- This is not a dream?

298
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:04,124
-[screams]
-That hurt, right?

299
00:18:04,207 --> 00:18:05,208
Yes!

300
00:18:05,292 --> 00:18:06,459
Definitely not a dream.

301
00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,920
Then it's-- This place is--

302
00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:11,881
The Mushroom Kingdom!

303
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,716
Mushrooms. Really?

304
00:18:13,800 --> 00:18:15,885
Now, that is a cruel twist of fate.

305
00:18:18,346 --> 00:18:19,430
[gasps]

306
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,601
Hello.

307
00:18:24,352 --> 00:18:27,313
Yeah, I'm actually looking for somebody.
My brother, in fact.

308
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:30,358
He looks exactly like me,
but tall and skinny and green.

309
00:18:30,442 --> 00:18:33,069
See, last time I saw him,
he was falling through a pipe.

310
00:18:33,153 --> 00:18:35,196
It was foggy,
and I believe there was lava.

311
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,908
[gasps] Uh, that is not good.

312
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:42,286
Um, your brother has landed
in the Dark Lands.

313
00:18:43,330 --> 00:18:46,374
They're under...
[whispering] Bowser's control.

314
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,167
Bowser?

315
00:18:48,251 --> 00:18:51,629
[normal] He's the most evil,
wretched creature alive.

316
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:54,841
[Mario grunts]

317
00:18:55,675 --> 00:18:57,635
I'm taking you to see the princess.

318
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:58,761
She can help you.

319
00:18:58,845 --> 00:19:00,263
She can do anything.

320
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,014
Princess?

321
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:03,600
[gasps]

322
00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:10,648
Come on, Mario!
Our big adventure begins now!

323
00:19:10,732 --> 00:19:12,150
Hang on, Luigi.

324
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,414
[groans]

325
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:37,967
[whimpers]

326
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:40,553
Mario?

327
00:19:41,262 --> 00:19:42,680
Mario?

328
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:43,765
Where are you?

329
00:19:43,848 --> 00:19:45,766
-[rustling]
-Huh?

330
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,478
[screams]

331
00:19:50,939 --> 00:19:52,190
-[bats squeaking]
-[screams]

332
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:57,779
[sighs]

333
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:01,950
[rustling]

334
00:20:02,033 --> 00:20:03,576
[gasps]

335
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:04,661
[whimpers]

336
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:10,625
[gasps]

337
00:20:11,584 --> 00:20:12,793
[yelps]

338
00:20:14,212 --> 00:20:15,296
-[roars]
-[screams]

339
00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:20,260
[grunts]

340
00:20:23,054 --> 00:20:24,513
[groans] Oh.

341
00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:28,267
[laughs] Yes!

342
00:20:28,351 --> 00:20:30,728
You just got a-Luigi'd.

343
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,647
[yelps]

344
00:20:37,777 --> 00:20:38,944
[growls]

345
00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:41,614
[grunts]

346
00:20:42,323 --> 00:20:43,782
[whimpering]

347
00:20:46,911 --> 00:20:48,329
[growling]

348
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:53,042
[screaming]

349
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,713
[screams]

350
00:21:02,594 --> 00:21:03,928
[yelps]

351
00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:08,933
-[grunts]
-[growling]

352
00:21:12,270 --> 00:21:14,397
[grunting]

353
00:21:20,653 --> 00:21:22,696
[screaming]

354
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,702
[gasps]

355
00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,752
[sighs]

356
00:21:36,836 --> 00:21:38,003
[chuckles]

357
00:21:39,297 --> 00:21:40,923
[screams]

358
00:21:48,181 --> 00:21:51,642
This way, Mario.
The princess lives right on that hill.

359
00:21:58,191 --> 00:21:59,609
Do you wanna go or not?

360
00:22:00,860 --> 00:22:02,444
Excuse me, everybody.
Coming through!

361
00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:05,823
Got a big adventure happening right now.
Just clear a path for us.

362
00:22:05,907 --> 00:22:06,908
Here you go.

363
00:22:06,991 --> 00:22:08,033
[Toad] Excuse me.

364
00:22:08,117 --> 00:22:10,577
[shouting] Excuse me, everybody.
Coming through.

365
00:22:10,662 --> 00:22:13,873
This guy's brother
is going to die imminently.

366
00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:15,249
-What?
-Out of the way, please.

367
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,001
Just trying to clear a path.
That's all I'm doing.

368
00:22:17,085 --> 00:22:18,252
He's gonna be fine.

369
00:22:18,336 --> 00:22:19,337
-Chanterelle!
-Morning!

370
00:22:19,420 --> 00:22:20,504
Nice to see you, bud!

371
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:24,759
Does this thing work?

372
00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:27,887
Yes, works great.
You just have to blow into it.

373
00:22:28,596 --> 00:22:30,556
And up we go!

374
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:31,641
Wait, up?

375
00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:41,734
[yelps]

376
00:22:42,944 --> 00:22:44,278
[panting]

377
00:22:47,824 --> 00:22:48,825
[whistles]

378
00:22:51,077 --> 00:22:54,997
Whoa. Okay, so these bricks are
just floating here? Uh...

379
00:22:55,081 --> 00:22:57,333
[Toad] Just pop in this pipe
and we're on our way.

380
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,252
-[groans]
-It's the only way to fly, man!

381
00:22:59,794 --> 00:23:02,004
[giggles] Whoo!

382
00:23:02,589 --> 00:23:04,007
Oh, wow. Love these pi--

383
00:23:04,090 --> 00:23:06,008
[screams]

384
00:23:07,385 --> 00:23:08,511
[grunting]

385
00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:12,265
Whoo!

386
00:23:12,348 --> 00:23:13,349
[grunts, screams]

387
00:23:18,313 --> 00:23:19,314
Huh?

388
00:23:23,109 --> 00:23:24,110
[grunts]

389
00:23:25,570 --> 00:23:27,154
Oh, come on!

390
00:23:30,575 --> 00:23:31,576
[groans]

391
00:23:31,659 --> 00:23:34,203
Here we are. Palace doors.
Bing, bang, boom!

392
00:23:37,248 --> 00:23:40,084
Come on! [chuckles] Whoo!

393
00:23:40,168 --> 00:23:41,502
Whoa.

394
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:50,261
Pretty impressive, am I right?

395
00:23:53,556 --> 00:23:55,724
Hold it right there, you two!

396
00:23:55,808 --> 00:23:58,727
Oh, hey! I need to see the princess.

397
00:23:58,811 --> 00:23:59,895
It's an emergency.

398
00:24:02,148 --> 00:24:03,357
What princess?

399
00:24:03,441 --> 00:24:05,317
I never heard of any princess.

400
00:24:05,401 --> 00:24:08,654
Oh, wait, I did. Our princess, though,
is in another castle.

401
00:24:08,738 --> 00:24:10,114
Oh, yeah. That's right.

402
00:24:10,198 --> 00:24:13,492
You should try another castle, maybe.
She ain't in this one.

403
00:24:14,035 --> 00:24:16,579
-Huh?
-Okay, so they're messing with you,

404
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,665
and I don't like it.

405
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:20,666
-[gasps]
-[screams]

406
00:24:22,543 --> 00:24:24,878
What do you guys, um--
What do you wanna eat?

407
00:24:24,963 --> 00:24:26,839
Anything-- Anything your hearts desire.

408
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,550
Go. I am ready to scramble it up.

409
00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,429
[laughter]

410
00:24:36,849 --> 00:24:39,393
-[gasps]
-Hey! Intruder!

411
00:24:39,477 --> 00:24:40,853
Stop him!

412
00:24:40,937 --> 00:24:42,605
[guard 1] Intruder!

413
00:24:42,689 --> 00:24:43,731
Stop him!

414
00:24:43,815 --> 00:24:46,359
Now! Stop him!

415
00:24:48,736 --> 00:24:51,280
[chattering]

416
00:25:01,082 --> 00:25:03,084
Council, your attention.

417
00:25:03,167 --> 00:25:07,588
Bowser has found the Super Star
and is headed toward our kingdom.

418
00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,675
Its power will make him invincible.

419
00:25:10,758 --> 00:25:12,718
We will be destroyed.

420
00:25:12,802 --> 00:25:14,637
[gasping]

421
00:25:14,721 --> 00:25:16,764
Princess, what are we gonna do?

422
00:25:17,598 --> 00:25:19,766
I will not let him hurt you.

423
00:25:25,565 --> 00:25:28,192
We are going to stop Bowser.

424
00:25:28,276 --> 00:25:31,487
How? Look at us. We're adorable!

425
00:25:31,571 --> 00:25:35,783
I'm going to convince
the great Kong army to help us.

426
00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:38,411
Together, we'll annihilate that monster.

427
00:25:38,494 --> 00:25:41,079
Their mad king doesn't make alliances.

428
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:43,416
The Kongs will never agree.

429
00:25:43,499 --> 00:25:45,584
I can convince him.

430
00:25:45,668 --> 00:25:47,878
I'll leave for the Jungle Kingdom
in the morning.

431
00:25:49,005 --> 00:25:50,756
Good luck, Princess.

432
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,550
For all our sakes.

433
00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:57,763
[Mario panting]

434
00:26:01,392 --> 00:26:05,892
[distorted] Princess!

435
00:26:06,147 --> 00:26:07,648
[groans, grunts]

436
00:26:08,900 --> 00:26:11,652
-[gasps]
-[gasps] Princess! I--

437
00:26:11,736 --> 00:26:14,029
-[grunting]
-[Mario whimpers]

438
00:26:14,781 --> 00:26:16,365
Wait. Release him.

439
00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,703
-[groans]
-[Princess Peach] Whoa.

440
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:22,038
Are you...

441
00:26:22,914 --> 00:26:23,915
No.

442
00:26:24,957 --> 00:26:27,417
He's a human!
I mean, you are a human, right?

443
00:26:27,502 --> 00:26:29,962
-It's just, you're so small, and--
-Hey!

444
00:26:30,046 --> 00:26:32,506
Wait, wait, wait. Let's go back.
Where did you come from?

445
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:36,552
Me and my little brother, Luigi,
we fell down this pipe.

446
00:26:36,636 --> 00:26:39,513
And now he's lost
somewhere in the Dark Lands.

447
00:26:39,597 --> 00:26:42,975
Then it's only a matter of time
until he's captured by Bowser.

448
00:26:43,976 --> 00:26:46,603
But you're in luck.
I'm on my way to stop him.

449
00:26:46,687 --> 00:26:47,938
Well, take me with you.

450
00:26:48,022 --> 00:26:51,233
This guy's a lunatic. A psycho.

451
00:26:51,317 --> 00:26:53,402
He will eat you for breakfast.

452
00:26:53,486 --> 00:26:57,986
He won't even notice it, probably,
'cause you're very, very small.

453
00:26:58,366 --> 00:27:00,326
You know what?
Make fun of me all you want,

454
00:27:00,409 --> 00:27:02,119
but you are gonna help me find my brother.

455
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:04,955
Please?

456
00:27:06,457 --> 00:27:07,833
Well, okay.

457
00:27:07,917 --> 00:27:09,543
Let's see what you're made of.

458
00:27:10,419 --> 00:27:11,920
Is that a "yes"?

459
00:27:12,004 --> 00:27:14,756
No. That's a
"let's see what you're made of."

460
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,392
If you can finish this,
you're coming with me.

461
00:28:07,476 --> 00:28:08,477
Watch and learn.

462
00:28:15,026 --> 00:28:16,068
[grunts]

463
00:28:22,742 --> 00:28:23,826
[grunts]

464
00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:32,918
[grunts]

465
00:28:34,337 --> 00:28:35,838
Hi-yah!

466
00:28:50,478 --> 00:28:51,687
[panting]

467
00:28:52,563 --> 00:28:53,564
That was amazing.

468
00:28:54,148 --> 00:28:56,400
Wait. How am I
supposed to do that?

469
00:28:56,484 --> 00:29:00,029
With the Power-Ups.
They give us special abilities.

470
00:29:00,112 --> 00:29:01,238
[Power-Up sounds]

471
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,241
Ugh. Really?

472
00:29:04,325 --> 00:29:05,826
Go on. Eat it.

473
00:29:07,870 --> 00:29:09,037
[groans]

474
00:29:11,123 --> 00:29:12,582
Now, this has to be a mushroom?

475
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:14,752
'Cause I just hate mushrooms and--

476
00:29:14,835 --> 00:29:16,211
Okay, okay.

477
00:29:16,879 --> 00:29:18,213
[clears throat]

478
00:29:18,297 --> 00:29:19,506
Are you sure there's not a--

479
00:29:19,590 --> 00:29:21,300
-Down the hatch. Yep, there it is.
-[exclaims]

480
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:22,635
-[choking]
-And all gone.

481
00:29:23,427 --> 00:29:26,471
[chokes] Oh, not cool.

482
00:29:26,555 --> 00:29:27,931
Eh.

483
00:29:30,059 --> 00:29:31,060
Huh?

484
00:29:31,727 --> 00:29:32,728
[groans]

485
00:29:34,146 --> 00:29:35,230
Whoa!

486
00:29:41,028 --> 00:29:43,155
[whoops] I'm tall.

487
00:29:43,239 --> 00:29:44,240
And strong.

488
00:29:47,118 --> 00:29:48,661
And you can jump.

489
00:29:48,744 --> 00:29:51,538
[chuckles] Oh, I got this. No problem.

490
00:29:53,207 --> 00:29:54,750
-[Jump sounds]
-Wahoo!

491
00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:58,337
[screaming] Oh, no!

492
00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,506
[screams]

493
00:30:00,589 --> 00:30:01,590
[Power Down sounds]

494
00:30:01,674 --> 00:30:03,258
[shouts, muffled]

495
00:30:03,342 --> 00:30:04,509
[screaming]

496
00:30:04,593 --> 00:30:05,885
Oh, yeah.

497
00:30:05,970 --> 00:30:08,222
When you get hit,
you lose the power.

498
00:30:08,764 --> 00:30:10,265
[Question Block sounds]

499
00:30:10,349 --> 00:30:12,100
Great. [groans]

500
00:30:12,935 --> 00:30:14,895
["Holding Out For A Hero" plays]

501
00:30:14,979 --> 00:30:16,689
Come on. Try again.

502
00:30:19,525 --> 00:30:21,318
-[grunts, screams]
-Ooh!

503
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,278
[yelps]

504
00:30:25,573 --> 00:30:27,950
♪ Where have all the good men gone ♪

505
00:30:28,034 --> 00:30:30,494
♪ And where are all the gods? ♪

506
00:30:32,204 --> 00:30:34,247
-Yes! [screams]
-[groans]

507
00:30:34,332 --> 00:30:36,792
♪ To fight the rising odds? ♪

508
00:30:38,377 --> 00:30:42,839
♪ Isn't there a white knight
Upon a fiery steed ♪

509
00:30:42,923 --> 00:30:44,466
[retches]

510
00:30:44,550 --> 00:30:46,677
♪ Late at night, I toss and I turn ♪

511
00:30:46,761 --> 00:30:49,930
♪ And I dream of what I need ♪

512
00:30:50,014 --> 00:30:51,640
♪ I need a hero ♪

513
00:30:52,391 --> 00:30:56,436
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
Till the end of the night ♪

514
00:30:56,520 --> 00:30:59,856
♪ He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast ♪

515
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:02,901
♪ And he's gotta be fresh from the fight ♪

516
00:31:02,985 --> 00:31:04,987
♪ I need a hero ♪

517
00:31:05,071 --> 00:31:08,908
♪ I'm holding out for a hero
Till the morning light ♪

518
00:31:09,533 --> 00:31:12,494
♪ He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon ♪

519
00:31:12,578 --> 00:31:15,205
♪ And he's gotta be larger than life ♪

520
00:31:15,289 --> 00:31:18,500
♪ Larger than life ♪

521
00:31:27,551 --> 00:31:29,427
[screams]

522
00:31:29,512 --> 00:31:30,763
Well,

523
00:31:30,846 --> 00:31:33,306
we have a long journey
ahead of us, Mustache.

524
00:31:33,849 --> 00:31:35,225
But I didn't make it.

525
00:31:35,309 --> 00:31:38,312
You almost did.
No one gets it right away.

526
00:31:38,396 --> 00:31:40,022
How many tries did it take you?

527
00:31:40,648 --> 00:31:44,526
Oh, so many. I was not good at it.

528
00:31:44,610 --> 00:31:45,611
Worse than you.

529
00:31:46,654 --> 00:31:47,863
You got it right away, didn't you?

530
00:31:47,947 --> 00:31:50,282
I got it right away,
but I grew up here.

531
00:31:50,366 --> 00:31:52,576
Okay, now you're just trying
to make me feel better.

532
00:31:52,660 --> 00:31:54,536
No! No.

533
00:31:56,414 --> 00:31:57,415
Is it working?

534
00:31:57,498 --> 00:31:58,749
A little bit. Yeah.

535
00:32:01,335 --> 00:32:02,794
[thunderclap]

536
00:32:04,797 --> 00:32:06,465
[growling]

537
00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:10,553
[heavy metal music plays]

538
00:32:11,178 --> 00:32:13,180
[cheering, laughing]

539
00:32:14,598 --> 00:32:16,600
[panting]

540
00:32:17,977 --> 00:32:19,520
[barking]

541
00:32:20,896 --> 00:32:21,897
[screams]

542
00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,899
[whooping]

543
00:32:29,321 --> 00:32:30,572
My army!

544
00:32:30,656 --> 00:32:32,491
-Koopas...
-[cheers] Yeah!

545
00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,034
...Goombas,

546
00:32:34,118 --> 00:32:36,203
-whatever those things are!
-[whimpers]

547
00:32:36,287 --> 00:32:39,290
After years of searching
for the Super Star,

548
00:32:39,373 --> 00:32:41,375
it is finally ours.

549
00:32:41,459 --> 00:32:42,460
[crowd cheers] Yeah!

550
00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,212
I am now
the most powerful turtle in the world.

551
00:32:45,296 --> 00:32:46,297
[crowd cheers] Yeah!

552
00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:49,049
Soon, we will arrive
at the Mushroom Kingdom.

553
00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:50,384
Yeah!

554
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,970
Where, after years of being sworn enemies,

555
00:32:53,053 --> 00:32:57,390
I will ask their princess to marry me
in a fairy-tale wedding!

556
00:32:57,475 --> 00:32:58,893
-Yeah!
-[music stops playing]

557
00:32:58,976 --> 00:33:00,477
Eh?

558
00:33:00,561 --> 00:33:02,437
[slowly] Yeah.

559
00:33:02,521 --> 00:33:04,397
Did he say marry their princess?

560
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,275
[Koopa Troopa] Doesn't she hate you?

561
00:33:06,358 --> 00:33:07,942
Of course she hates me.

562
00:33:08,652 --> 00:33:11,154
But that makes me love her all the more.

563
00:33:11,238 --> 00:33:15,158
Her heart-shaped bangs,
the way she floats in the breeze,

564
00:33:15,701 --> 00:33:17,869
her immovable tiara.

565
00:33:17,953 --> 00:33:19,913
And when she sees this star...

566
00:33:19,997 --> 00:33:22,874
[chuckles] Wedding bells.

567
00:33:22,958 --> 00:33:24,709
What if she says no?

568
00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:29,464
Then I will power up with this star

569
00:33:29,548 --> 00:33:31,550
-and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!
-[music resumes]

570
00:33:31,634 --> 00:33:33,469
-[all cheer] Yeah!
-Prepare yourselves

571
00:33:33,552 --> 00:33:35,220
for the best wedding ever!

572
00:33:35,304 --> 00:33:37,806
It's gonna rock!

573
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:46,148
[Luigi sighs]

574
00:33:46,232 --> 00:33:47,983
[Shy Guy speaking gibberish]

575
00:34:12,883 --> 00:34:13,884
[grunts]

576
00:34:14,718 --> 00:34:16,136
[laughs]

577
00:34:35,906 --> 00:34:37,908
[fanfare plays]

578
00:34:42,580 --> 00:34:44,582
-[gasps]
-[Toads cheering]

579
00:34:47,501 --> 00:34:49,377
They're all counting on us.

580
00:34:49,962 --> 00:34:51,046
No pressure.

581
00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,381
[Toad 1] Yay!

582
00:34:52,464 --> 00:34:54,841
-[Toad 2] Whoo-hoo! Yeah!
-[Toad 3] Hooray!

583
00:34:54,925 --> 00:34:56,092
Huh?

584
00:34:57,344 --> 00:34:58,470
[chuckles]

585
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:01,432
[Toad 4] Good luck!

586
00:35:03,559 --> 00:35:04,768
-My Toads...
-[cheering stops]

587
00:35:04,852 --> 00:35:07,604
...our days of terror are almost over.

588
00:35:07,688 --> 00:35:11,566
With the help of the Kong army,
we will stop--

589
00:35:11,650 --> 00:35:13,526
Uh, who's he?

590
00:35:13,611 --> 00:35:14,653
[chuckles]

591
00:35:16,113 --> 00:35:18,406
-He's not important!
-[cheering resumes]

592
00:35:23,370 --> 00:35:24,662
[Warp Pipe sounds]

593
00:35:27,833 --> 00:35:28,959
[Warp Pipe sounds]

594
00:35:34,715 --> 00:35:35,716
Nervous?

595
00:35:35,799 --> 00:35:37,467
Who? Me? [scoffs]

596
00:35:37,551 --> 00:35:39,678
-Yes, a little.
-[chuckles]

597
00:35:39,762 --> 00:35:42,055
[Toad] ♪ We're going on an adventure! ♪

598
00:35:42,139 --> 00:35:43,140
Come on, guys!

599
00:35:43,223 --> 00:35:45,600
[scatting]

600
00:35:46,477 --> 00:35:47,769
Hey, Mario.

601
00:35:47,853 --> 00:35:48,854
You know this guy?

602
00:35:48,937 --> 00:35:50,021
-Uh--
-We're best friends.

603
00:35:50,105 --> 00:35:51,189
But are we?

604
00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:53,108
Don't worry.

605
00:35:53,192 --> 00:35:56,320
I will protect you.

606
00:35:57,071 --> 00:35:59,698
A Toad brave enough to join me.

607
00:35:59,782 --> 00:36:01,533
I fear nothing.

608
00:36:02,409 --> 00:36:04,661
Well, that settles it.
You're coming with us.

609
00:36:04,745 --> 00:36:06,163
-Let's move.
-[laughs]

610
00:36:06,246 --> 00:36:09,207
♪ I said we're going on an adventure! ♪

611
00:36:09,291 --> 00:36:10,500
-Whoo!
-[screams]

612
00:36:33,315 --> 00:36:34,149
[gasps]

613
00:36:35,067 --> 00:36:36,610
[grunting]

614
00:36:40,572 --> 00:36:41,990
Pretty incredible, huh?

615
00:36:42,700 --> 00:36:44,201
Mamma mia.

616
00:36:45,619 --> 00:36:48,455
[Princess Peach]
I'll never let anyone ruin this.

617
00:36:51,250 --> 00:36:53,252
[piano plays]

618
00:37:01,385 --> 00:37:05,347
♪ Peach, you're so cool ♪

619
00:37:06,306 --> 00:37:10,806
♪ And with my star we're gonna rule ♪

620
00:37:11,854 --> 00:37:16,191
♪ Peach, understand »♪

621
00:37:16,275 --> 00:37:20,775
♪ I'm gonna love you till the very end ♪

622
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,866
♪ Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches ♪

623
00:37:24,950 --> 00:37:27,327
♪ Peaches, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches ♪

624
00:37:27,411 --> 00:37:31,164
♪ I love you ♪

625
00:37:31,248 --> 00:37:35,748
♪ Oh, Peaches, Peaches-- ♪

626
00:37:36,336 --> 00:37:37,462
-Sire.
-[playing stops]

627
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:40,173
[sighs] What?

628
00:37:40,257 --> 00:37:43,009
A report from our intelligence.

629
00:37:43,093 --> 00:37:46,888
A mustachioed human has arrived
in the Mushroom Kingdom.

630
00:37:46,972 --> 00:37:48,556
[growls]

631
00:37:48,640 --> 00:37:50,892
The princess has been training him.

632
00:37:50,976 --> 00:37:52,936
They are up to something, sire.

633
00:37:55,939 --> 00:37:56,773
Sit.

634
00:37:57,941 --> 00:37:59,067
Jam with me.

635
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:02,862
["Underground Theme" plays on piano]

636
00:38:03,655 --> 00:38:05,448
This, uh, human,

637
00:38:05,532 --> 00:38:06,950
where did he come from?

638
00:38:07,034 --> 00:38:09,536
We aren't sure.

639
00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:12,205
Does the princess like him?

640
00:38:12,289 --> 00:38:14,791
Sire. Look in the mirror.

641
00:38:14,875 --> 00:38:17,252
You have nothing to worry about.

642
00:38:17,336 --> 00:38:19,588
I know that. I'm not threatened.

643
00:38:20,464 --> 00:38:22,215
[screaming]

644
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:25,468
Find out who he is
and what they're planning!

645
00:38:26,303 --> 00:38:28,221
I'm on it, sire.

646
00:38:28,722 --> 00:38:30,765
May I lift the cover?

647
00:38:30,849 --> 00:38:33,852
Not yet. Pain is the best teacher.

648
00:38:33,936 --> 00:38:34,937
[Kamek groans]

649
00:38:42,611 --> 00:38:43,695
[sighs]

650
00:38:45,030 --> 00:38:46,448
Thinking about your brother?

651
00:38:47,115 --> 00:38:48,950
We've never been apart this long.

652
00:38:49,034 --> 00:38:51,619
Don't worry. We're going to save him.

653
00:39:08,095 --> 00:39:10,555
You don't seem like you're from here.

654
00:39:11,223 --> 00:39:13,266
I don't know where I'm from.

655
00:39:13,350 --> 00:39:15,727
-Really?
-Yep.

656
00:39:15,811 --> 00:39:18,230
My earliest memory is arriving.

657
00:39:25,737 --> 00:39:27,822
[Princess Peach]
[ was so lucky they found me.

658
00:39:28,740 --> 00:39:29,741
They took me in.

659
00:39:29,825 --> 00:39:31,409
[giggling]

660
00:39:31,493 --> 00:39:33,620
Raised me like one of their own.

661
00:39:33,704 --> 00:39:35,664
And when I was ready...

662
00:39:35,747 --> 00:39:37,081
[Toads cheering]

663
00:39:37,165 --> 00:39:39,250
...they made me their princess.

664
00:39:44,756 --> 00:39:46,340
Hey, maybe you're from my world.

665
00:39:48,302 --> 00:39:50,929
There's a huge universe out there

666
00:39:51,013 --> 00:39:52,764
with a lot of galaxies.

667
00:39:59,855 --> 00:40:01,857
[flute plays]

668
00:40:09,990 --> 00:40:11,783
[propeller whirring]

669
00:40:21,043 --> 00:40:22,085
[grunts]

670
00:40:26,256 --> 00:40:27,257
[yelps]

671
00:40:36,058 --> 00:40:37,225
[grunts]

672
00:40:37,309 --> 00:40:39,686
We found him in the Dark Lands.

673
00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,605
[growls]

674
00:40:41,688 --> 00:40:42,772
[whimpers]

675
00:40:43,357 --> 00:40:44,358
[grunts]

676
00:40:45,108 --> 00:40:46,359
Leave him to me.

677
00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:55,369
[shouting]

678
00:40:55,452 --> 00:40:57,287
What is your name?

679
00:40:57,371 --> 00:40:59,790
Uh, Luigi.

680
00:40:59,873 --> 00:41:01,082
[chuckles]

681
00:41:01,166 --> 00:41:03,042
Not sure if you know who I am,

682
00:41:03,126 --> 00:41:06,754
but I'm about to marry a princess
and rule the world.

683
00:41:07,255 --> 00:41:08,464
Wow, uh-- [chuckles]

684
00:41:09,007 --> 00:41:10,758
Yay. [chuckles]

685
00:41:10,842 --> 00:41:13,594
But there's one problem, Luigi.

686
00:41:14,096 --> 00:41:17,015
There's a human
traveling with my fiancée.

687
00:41:17,099 --> 00:41:18,183
Has a mustache.

688
00:41:18,266 --> 00:41:20,226
Just like you.

689
00:41:20,310 --> 00:41:21,602
Do you know him?

690
00:41:21,687 --> 00:41:23,939
[stammers] No. No!

691
00:41:24,022 --> 00:41:26,274
Ah, a tough one, I see.

692
00:41:26,358 --> 00:41:28,777
-Maybe this will get you to talk.
-[screams]

693
00:41:28,860 --> 00:41:31,153
Do you think I know every human being
with a mustache

694
00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:34,741
wearing an identical outfit with a hat
with the letter of his first name on it?

695
00:41:34,825 --> 00:41:35,951
Uh, because I don't.

696
00:41:36,034 --> 00:41:37,660
-[grunts]
-[whimpers]

697
00:41:38,203 --> 00:41:39,996
Do you know him?

698
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,832
Stop, stop, stop. I know him.
Yes, I know him.

699
00:41:42,916 --> 00:41:46,711
Yeah, he's my brother, Mario,
and he's the best guy in the world.

700
00:41:46,795 --> 00:41:49,297
Do princesses find him attractive?

701
00:41:49,381 --> 00:41:51,966
They do if they have good taste.

702
00:41:53,051 --> 00:41:54,052
[screams]

703
00:41:54,136 --> 00:41:55,387
Get him out of my sight.

704
00:41:55,470 --> 00:41:59,970
We'll see how tough this Mario is
when he watches me kill his brother.

705
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:02,268
[Luigi screaming]

706
00:42:03,478 --> 00:42:05,771
[panting]

707
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:10,819
[whimpering]

708
00:42:12,446 --> 00:42:14,448
Where am I?

709
00:42:14,531 --> 00:42:16,157
-[laughter]
-[shrieks]

710
00:42:18,702 --> 00:42:19,703
Home.

711
00:42:20,287 --> 00:42:22,163
[Penguin king] Pay him no heed.

712
00:42:22,998 --> 00:42:25,959
He is cute, but he is... [whistles]

713
00:42:26,043 --> 00:42:30,047
In an insane world,
it is the sane who is called crazy.

714
00:42:34,926 --> 00:42:36,469
How long you guys been in here?

715
00:42:36,553 --> 00:42:40,265
Time, like hope, is an illusion.

716
00:42:40,348 --> 00:42:42,141
-Please. We are depressed enough.
-[sobbing]

717
00:42:42,726 --> 00:42:44,394
There's gotta be a way outta here.

718
00:42:44,478 --> 00:42:46,146
There is no escape.

719
00:42:46,229 --> 00:42:49,982
The only hope is
the sweet relief of death.

720
00:42:50,067 --> 00:42:51,151
[prisoners] Whoa.

721
00:42:51,234 --> 00:42:53,611
[Penguin king]
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.

722
00:42:53,695 --> 00:42:54,779
[sighs]

723
00:43:17,469 --> 00:43:18,553
You ready?

724
00:43:18,637 --> 00:43:20,430
Uh, sure?

725
00:43:25,227 --> 00:43:27,604
-[roars]
-[Mario screaming]

726
00:43:27,687 --> 00:43:28,688
[growling]

727
00:43:29,272 --> 00:43:30,940
What?

728
00:43:31,817 --> 00:43:32,901
How you doing?

729
00:43:33,401 --> 00:43:35,403
We are here to see the king.

730
00:43:35,946 --> 00:43:37,322
[growls]

731
00:43:38,657 --> 00:43:39,699
Follow me.

732
00:43:40,951 --> 00:43:42,619
That gorilla's wearing a sports coat.

733
00:43:42,702 --> 00:43:44,161
Feel underdressed.
[chuckles]

734
00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:45,497
[engine starts]

735
00:43:45,580 --> 00:43:47,582
["Take On Me" plays]

736
00:43:49,626 --> 00:43:50,627
Hop in.

737
00:43:58,093 --> 00:44:00,178
[all shouting]

738
00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:02,472
♪ We're talking away ♪

739
00:44:02,556 --> 00:44:04,516
-[Mario] Whoa! [screams]
-[Princess Peach shrieks]

740
00:44:04,599 --> 00:44:06,517
-[screaming]
-[Toad whoops]

741
00:44:06,601 --> 00:44:08,686
♪ I'll say it anyway ♪

742
00:44:08,770 --> 00:44:12,190
♪ Today's another day to find you ♪

743
00:44:12,274 --> 00:44:13,608
♪ Shying away ♪

744
00:44:13,692 --> 00:44:14,609
[both grunt]

745
00:44:14,693 --> 00:44:16,653
♪ I'll be coming for your love, okay? ♪

746
00:44:16,736 --> 00:44:17,570
[whoops]

747
00:44:17,654 --> 00:44:21,616
♪ Take on me ♪

748
00:44:21,700 --> 00:44:23,076
♪ Take on me ♪

749
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:27,660
-♪ Take me on ♪
-♪ Take on me ♪

750
00:44:28,206 --> 00:44:30,666
[gasps, screams]

751
00:44:30,750 --> 00:44:33,377
♪ I'll be gone ♪

752
00:44:33,461 --> 00:44:37,548
♪ In a day or two ♪

753
00:44:37,632 --> 00:44:40,509
-[Toad laughs, whoops]
-[screams]

754
00:44:40,594 --> 00:44:44,764
♪ I'll be gone ♪

755
00:44:44,848 --> 00:44:48,434
♪ In a day ♪

756
00:44:48,518 --> 00:44:50,061
[Mario screams]

757
00:44:50,145 --> 00:44:51,563
♪ Take on me ♪

758
00:44:51,646 --> 00:44:55,691
♪ Take on me ♪

759
00:44:55,775 --> 00:44:56,901
♪ Take on me ♪

760
00:44:56,985 --> 00:44:58,903
[Princess Peach, Mario grunting]

761
00:45:02,115 --> 00:45:05,243
Oh, by all means, come in.

762
00:45:05,327 --> 00:45:06,453
[guards shout]

763
00:45:17,088 --> 00:45:19,507
Great and mighty Cranky Kong--

764
00:45:19,591 --> 00:45:22,385
So I heard you want my army.

765
00:45:22,969 --> 00:45:25,096
Yes, Your Highness.

766
00:45:25,180 --> 00:45:28,516
Without your help,
the Mushroom Kingdom will be annihilated.

767
00:45:30,227 --> 00:45:32,854
What makes you think you're worthy

768
00:45:32,938 --> 00:45:37,438
of fighting alongside
the greatest army in the world?

769
00:45:39,486 --> 00:45:41,404
Because we have heart.

770
00:45:41,488 --> 00:45:44,741
And with your strength, we can win.

771
00:45:45,533 --> 00:45:46,534
Okay, fine.

772
00:45:46,618 --> 00:45:48,786
-That's it?
-No, that's not it.

773
00:45:48,870 --> 00:45:51,497
The answer is no. Goodbye.

774
00:45:51,581 --> 00:45:55,293
If the Mushroom Kingdom falls,
the Jungle Kingdom is next.

775
00:45:55,377 --> 00:45:58,797
We're not leaving without your army.

776
00:46:00,298 --> 00:46:02,174
[laughing]

777
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:03,343
Who is this guy?

778
00:46:03,426 --> 00:46:06,720
Oh, he makes me laugh. [laughs]

779
00:46:06,805 --> 00:46:08,807
All right, tough guy.

780
00:46:08,890 --> 00:46:11,434
You want my army so badly,

781
00:46:11,518 --> 00:46:16,018
defeat my son in the Great Ring of Kong!

782
00:46:18,483 --> 00:46:19,650
Give us a second.

783
00:46:20,235 --> 00:46:22,820
This is a really, really bad idea.

784
00:46:22,904 --> 00:46:25,156
Well, do you have another way
to save my brother?

785
00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,200
Are you two done whispering?

786
00:46:27,284 --> 00:46:28,994
It's a little rude.

787
00:46:30,870 --> 00:46:33,122
You, sir, have a deal.

788
00:46:33,206 --> 00:46:35,708
I'll fight your son and win.

789
00:46:35,792 --> 00:46:37,710
I'm sure you will.

790
00:46:37,794 --> 00:46:39,253
[laughs]

791
00:46:39,337 --> 00:46:42,173
[coughing, laughing]

792
00:46:44,968 --> 00:46:47,220
[distant rhythmic banging]

793
00:46:47,304 --> 00:46:49,931
[breathes deeply]

794
00:46:51,599 --> 00:46:53,601
[crowd cheering]

795
00:46:57,314 --> 00:46:58,773
[gasps]

796
00:46:58,857 --> 00:47:00,316
[booing]

797
00:47:06,406 --> 00:47:07,407
[gasps]

798
00:47:10,285 --> 00:47:11,286
[gasps]

799
00:47:11,369 --> 00:47:13,120
[roaring]

800
00:47:19,169 --> 00:47:21,379
-[crowd cheering]
-["'DK Rap" plays on speakers]

801
00:47:21,463 --> 00:47:22,589
[gasps]

802
00:47:22,672 --> 00:47:24,131
♪ Here we go ♪

803
00:47:24,215 --> 00:47:26,091
♪ DK
Donkey Kong ♪

804
00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:27,385
-Whoo-hoo!
-Yeah!

805
00:47:27,469 --> 00:47:29,095
I am DK.

806
00:47:29,888 --> 00:47:31,139
I'm Donkey Kong.

807
00:47:31,222 --> 00:47:32,681
Yeah! We love you!

808
00:47:32,766 --> 00:47:33,975
[Donkey Kong] Oh, yeah!

809
00:47:34,642 --> 00:47:36,143
Hi, Dad! Hi!

810
00:47:36,227 --> 00:47:38,145
No, no. Don't do that.

811
00:47:38,229 --> 00:47:39,563
Dad, wave back.

812
00:47:39,647 --> 00:47:41,815
Enough with the showboating.

813
00:47:41,900 --> 00:47:44,027
What do you mean? They like it.

814
00:47:44,110 --> 00:47:45,444
It's what they came here for.

815
00:47:45,528 --> 00:47:47,780
-Dancing pecs.
-[crowd screams]

816
00:47:47,864 --> 00:47:49,657
Okay, simmer down.

817
00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:50,908
[Diddy Kong] DK! DK!

818
00:47:50,992 --> 00:47:52,451
-I said simmer down!
-[song ends]

819
00:47:52,535 --> 00:47:53,619
[Diddy Kong] DK! DK!

820
00:47:53,703 --> 00:47:55,287
That means you, Diddy Kong!

821
00:47:55,372 --> 00:47:56,998
D-- Sorry.

822
00:47:57,540 --> 00:48:02,040
Now, since I want this fight to last
more than five seconds,

823
00:48:02,670 --> 00:48:05,506
I put Power-Ups around the arena.

824
00:48:06,007 --> 00:48:07,842
You're welcome, Mario.

825
00:48:07,926 --> 00:48:12,426
I don't need anything special
to break every bone in your tiny body!

826
00:48:14,933 --> 00:48:15,934
[growls]

827
00:48:16,017 --> 00:48:18,102
[chuckling]

828
00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:21,981
All right.

829
00:48:26,069 --> 00:48:27,612
-[crowd cheering]
-Get him!

830
00:48:31,449 --> 00:48:34,452
[grunting, groaning]

831
00:48:34,536 --> 00:48:36,371
-[gasps]
-Oh! My-- Okay.

832
00:48:36,454 --> 00:48:38,497
Guess you're not getting my army.

833
00:48:42,585 --> 00:48:43,586
[screams]

834
00:48:43,670 --> 00:48:45,963
Is this what you came for?

835
00:48:46,047 --> 00:48:47,965
-[crowd cheers]
-We love you, DK!

836
00:48:48,049 --> 00:48:49,383
[grunts]

837
00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:52,178
[Donkey Kong] Hi, Dad! Love you!

838
00:48:56,975 --> 00:49:00,728
It is on like Donkey Kong!

839
00:49:04,274 --> 00:49:06,067
-[grunting]
-[Power-Up sounds]

840
00:49:07,026 --> 00:49:10,195
You're about to pick on someone
your own size.

841
00:49:11,865 --> 00:49:13,074
[crowd gasps]

842
00:49:15,869 --> 00:49:17,662
Yeah!

843
00:49:18,246 --> 00:49:20,831
[high-pitched shouting]

844
00:49:23,293 --> 00:49:24,502
-Oh.
-[crowd murmurs]

845
00:49:24,586 --> 00:49:27,088
I guess he got the wrong mushroom.

846
00:49:27,172 --> 00:49:29,257
[laughs]

847
00:49:29,340 --> 00:49:31,133
[Mario chuckling]

848
00:49:31,801 --> 00:49:33,052
[screams]

849
00:49:33,761 --> 00:49:35,304
-Ooh.
-[panting]

850
00:49:36,055 --> 00:49:37,514
-[shrieks]
-[Donkey Kong grunts]

851
00:49:37,599 --> 00:49:39,434
[screaming]

852
00:49:40,143 --> 00:49:41,185
[grunts]

853
00:49:47,025 --> 00:49:48,067
[grunts]

854
00:49:49,360 --> 00:49:50,444
Get up, Mario!

855
00:49:51,529 --> 00:49:53,239
[whimpers]

856
00:49:54,991 --> 00:49:55,992
[yelps]

857
00:49:56,743 --> 00:49:59,537
[yelps, screams]

858
00:50:02,916 --> 00:50:04,167
[Power-Up sounds]

859
00:50:05,251 --> 00:50:06,335
[blows]

860
00:50:07,545 --> 00:50:09,296
[shouts]

861
00:50:09,881 --> 00:50:11,549
-[blow lands]
-[screams]

862
00:50:13,635 --> 00:50:15,762
[Mario grunting]

863
00:50:17,722 --> 00:50:19,098
Had enough?

864
00:50:19,182 --> 00:50:22,268
[panting] Not even close.

865
00:50:26,731 --> 00:50:28,232
-[crowd gasps]
-[Mario screams]

866
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:33,279
[high-pitched ringing]

867
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:35,698
[distorted] Mario!

868
00:50:35,782 --> 00:50:38,534
-[ringing stops]
-[distorted] It's-a me.

869
00:50:38,618 --> 00:50:41,078
[distorted] The box!

870
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:47,293
-[grunts]
-[crowd cheers]

871
00:50:51,256 --> 00:50:53,299
[Power-Up sounds]

872
00:50:55,885 --> 00:50:56,886
[purrs]

873
00:50:56,970 --> 00:50:58,429
[crowd] Aw!

874
00:50:58,513 --> 00:51:00,431
[stammers] He looks adorable.

875
00:51:00,515 --> 00:51:02,099
[chuckles] He really does.

876
00:51:02,183 --> 00:51:05,519
-[purrs] Oh, what? I'm a cat?
-[Donkey Kong laughing]

877
00:51:05,603 --> 00:51:07,605
You got the cat box! [laughs]

878
00:51:07,689 --> 00:51:09,941
[laughing] Oh, my-- Oh!

879
00:51:10,024 --> 00:51:11,400
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

880
00:51:11,484 --> 00:51:12,568
Okay.

881
00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:13,653
[normal] Now you die.

882
00:51:14,904 --> 00:51:17,448
Huh. I'm a cat!

883
00:51:18,074 --> 00:51:19,742
[Donkey Kong grunting]

884
00:51:23,913 --> 00:51:24,914
[crowd gasps]

885
00:51:25,498 --> 00:51:27,208
Meow.

886
00:51:33,381 --> 00:51:34,382
[grunts]

887
00:51:35,174 --> 00:51:36,258
[panting]

888
00:51:41,556 --> 00:51:42,557
[grunts]

889
00:51:47,270 --> 00:51:48,646
[whoops]

890
00:51:52,358 --> 00:51:53,359
[Mario grunts]

891
00:51:57,488 --> 00:51:59,531
[panting]

892
00:51:59,616 --> 00:52:00,908
Had enough?

893
00:52:01,492 --> 00:52:04,703
Not even close.

894
00:52:06,914 --> 00:52:08,540
I'll take that as a yes.

895
00:52:09,751 --> 00:52:10,793
[groans]

896
00:52:10,877 --> 00:52:12,712
[crowd cheers]

897
00:52:14,255 --> 00:52:16,757
[crowd chanting] Mario! Mario! Mario!

898
00:52:16,841 --> 00:52:19,301
Yes! That's my best friend!

899
00:52:19,385 --> 00:52:23,180
[chanting] Mario! Mario! Mario!

900
00:52:23,264 --> 00:52:25,766
-Yeah, yeah.
-[chuckles]

901
00:52:25,850 --> 00:52:27,810
[chanting] Mario! Mario!

902
00:52:28,519 --> 00:52:31,146
-[groans]
-That was incredible.

903
00:52:31,689 --> 00:52:33,399
-He kept beating you senseless...
-Hey.

904
00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:35,776
...and you just kept getting back up?

905
00:52:35,860 --> 00:52:37,820
You just don't know when to quit.

906
00:52:37,904 --> 00:52:40,406
Huh! Well, never thought of that
as a good thing.

907
00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:42,325
It's a great thing.

908
00:52:42,909 --> 00:52:44,577
Thanks. I--

909
00:52:44,661 --> 00:52:46,829
I let him win. Just for the record.

910
00:52:46,913 --> 00:52:48,664
Really, though? Why would you do that?

911
00:52:48,748 --> 00:52:49,999
You wanna know why?

912
00:52:50,083 --> 00:52:52,502
It's mind your own business, that's why.

913
00:52:53,127 --> 00:52:55,629
-All right, giant monkey--
-Enough!

914
00:52:55,713 --> 00:52:57,214
Get inside.

915
00:52:59,050 --> 00:53:01,427
We've located Bowser's ship.

916
00:53:01,511 --> 00:53:05,598
He's gonna arrive at the Mushroom Kingdom
by sundown.

917
00:53:05,682 --> 00:53:09,310
Lucky for you guys, I got a shortcut.

918
00:53:09,394 --> 00:53:11,854
We beat him there and ambush him.

919
00:53:12,647 --> 00:53:14,649
Yeah, I know.

920
00:53:14,732 --> 00:53:18,402
That's why we're gonna need karts!

921
00:53:36,462 --> 00:53:38,297
Well, what are you waiting for?

922
00:53:38,381 --> 00:53:39,965
Pick your karts.

923
00:53:47,056 --> 00:53:48,265
[machine trills]

924
00:53:48,349 --> 00:53:49,350
[machine whirs]

925
00:53:50,309 --> 00:53:52,561
["Thunderstruck" plays]

926
00:54:01,195 --> 00:54:02,112
♪ Thunder ♪

927
00:54:05,116 --> 00:54:06,283
♪ Thunder ♪

928
00:54:08,119 --> 00:54:09,537
♪ Thunder ♪

929
00:54:12,248 --> 00:54:13,374
♪ Thunder ♪

930
00:54:13,458 --> 00:54:14,542
♪ You've been ♪

931
00:54:15,376 --> 00:54:17,044
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

932
00:54:17,128 --> 00:54:18,629
[engine revs]

933
00:54:18,713 --> 00:54:20,548
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

934
00:54:21,257 --> 00:54:24,093
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck ♪

935
00:54:25,803 --> 00:54:27,262
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

936
00:54:29,515 --> 00:54:31,391
♪ Thunderstruck ♪

937
00:54:31,934 --> 00:54:34,728
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, thunderstruck ♪

938
00:54:37,064 --> 00:54:38,607
[tires squeal]

939
00:54:40,818 --> 00:54:42,152
[whispers] I hate you.

940
00:54:42,695 --> 00:54:46,407
To the Mushroom Kingdom
and the biggest fight of our lives.

941
00:54:46,491 --> 00:54:48,951
Here we go!

942
00:54:51,329 --> 00:54:52,621
[Donkey Kong] Yeah!

943
00:55:06,969 --> 00:55:10,514
Princess Peach, here we are. [chuckles]

944
00:55:10,598 --> 00:55:14,727
I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell. [chuckles]

945
00:55:16,979 --> 00:55:18,271
[chuckles]

946
00:55:18,356 --> 00:55:20,024
Let's rule the world.

947
00:55:20,107 --> 00:55:22,692
Together. Forever.

948
00:55:22,777 --> 00:55:24,737
Will you marry me?

949
00:55:24,821 --> 00:55:26,405
Oh, yes!

950
00:55:28,115 --> 00:55:29,699
-[clears throat]
-[both] What?

951
00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:33,078
We have found the princess
and the mustachioed human.

952
00:55:33,162 --> 00:55:37,166
He has defeated Donkey Kong
and won the Kong army.

953
00:55:37,250 --> 00:55:39,335
So, like, Peach was super impressed?

954
00:55:39,418 --> 00:55:41,294
It appears so, yes.

955
00:55:41,379 --> 00:55:43,506
They are heading
toward their secret passage.

956
00:55:43,589 --> 00:55:46,258
Oh, they think they can surprise me, huh?

957
00:55:46,342 --> 00:55:48,344
Two can play at that game.

958
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:52,681
[chuckles]

959
00:56:10,616 --> 00:56:14,745
Um, no one panic,
but the road is about to end.

960
00:56:14,829 --> 00:56:19,329
Well, then you better step on the gas
and buckle up. [laughing]

961
00:56:24,005 --> 00:56:25,214
[yelping]

962
00:56:26,090 --> 00:56:27,633
[screaming]

963
00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:46,986
[laughing]

964
00:56:47,570 --> 00:56:49,113
Wahoo!

965
00:56:50,323 --> 00:56:52,533
Is there anything like this
in your world?

966
00:56:52,617 --> 00:56:53,576
What?

967
00:56:53,659 --> 00:56:56,995
[shouting] Is there anything
like this in your world?

968
00:56:57,079 --> 00:56:59,039
[chuckles] No.

969
00:56:59,123 --> 00:57:00,958
We don't drive on rainbows.

970
00:57:01,042 --> 00:57:04,336
What are you gonna tell me next?
That the turtles aren't evil?

971
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,922
No, no. They're usually pets.

972
00:57:07,006 --> 00:57:08,215
No way.

973
00:57:08,299 --> 00:57:10,217
Eh, come to Brooklyn.
I'll buy you a turtle.

974
00:57:10,301 --> 00:57:12,678
[laughs] Maybe I will.

975
00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:13,763
-[engine revs]
-[horn honks]

976
00:57:13,846 --> 00:57:15,556
Dude, is this you flirting?

977
00:57:15,640 --> 00:57:16,891
This is painful.

978
00:57:16,974 --> 00:57:18,517
Just-- I was trying to be nice.

979
00:57:18,601 --> 00:57:19,852
You are so embarrassing.

980
00:57:19,936 --> 00:57:22,229
A princess would never go out with you.

981
00:57:22,313 --> 00:57:24,315
Yes, she would. I guarantee she would.

982
00:57:24,398 --> 00:57:26,191
Guys, enough.

983
00:57:26,275 --> 00:57:28,068
[laughs] All right, all right.

984
00:57:30,029 --> 00:57:31,321
[no audible dialogue]

985
00:57:32,949 --> 00:57:34,283
[growls]

986
00:57:36,827 --> 00:57:38,537
[Koopa General] Attack!

987
00:57:46,462 --> 00:57:47,963
[grunting]

988
00:57:48,047 --> 00:57:49,089
It's an ambush!

989
00:57:51,133 --> 00:57:54,219
-[yelps]
-Defensive positions!

990
00:57:59,642 --> 00:58:02,478
[Koopas screaming]

991
00:58:04,313 --> 00:58:06,815
[cackles]

992
00:58:09,944 --> 00:58:12,196
Mario, you're a dead man.

993
00:58:12,279 --> 00:58:13,280
[whimpers]

994
00:58:16,033 --> 00:58:17,284
Split up!

995
00:58:19,578 --> 00:58:20,579
Mario!

996
00:58:29,505 --> 00:58:30,547
[yelps]

997
00:58:34,927 --> 00:58:36,386
[screams]

998
00:58:37,388 --> 00:58:38,389
[growls]

999
00:58:38,472 --> 00:58:39,806
[laughs]

1000
00:58:39,890 --> 00:58:40,891
[gasps]

1001
00:58:42,893 --> 00:58:45,020
-Whoa!
-[device beeps]

1002
00:58:46,897 --> 00:58:47,981
Whoa!

1003
00:58:54,071 --> 00:58:55,864
[screaming] Whoa!

1004
00:58:58,492 --> 00:58:59,493
[screams]

1005
00:59:06,459 --> 00:59:07,668
[laughs]

1006
00:59:11,547 --> 00:59:13,340
[screams]

1007
00:59:24,477 --> 00:59:25,478
[grunts]

1008
00:59:26,896 --> 00:59:27,855
[yelps]

1009
00:59:35,613 --> 00:59:36,905
[screams]

1010
00:59:36,989 --> 00:59:39,866
I'm too cute to die!

1011
00:59:44,246 --> 00:59:46,248
[screaming]

1012
00:59:47,416 --> 00:59:48,417
[chuckles]

1013
00:59:49,126 --> 00:59:51,795
That is how you princess!

1014
00:59:56,842 --> 00:59:58,885
[cackling]

1015
00:59:58,969 --> 01:00:00,011
[screams]

1016
01:00:03,599 --> 01:00:05,601
Time to die, Mario.

1017
01:00:06,227 --> 01:00:07,519
[screams]

1018
01:00:08,229 --> 01:00:10,773
[laughing]

1019
01:00:10,856 --> 01:00:12,524
[whimpers]

1020
01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:21,659
[cackles] Oh!

1021
01:00:23,327 --> 01:00:24,328
Ow!

1022
01:00:26,413 --> 01:00:27,580
See ya!

1023
01:00:28,749 --> 01:00:29,958
No!

1024
01:00:33,587 --> 01:00:35,672
Wahoo! [laughs]

1025
01:00:35,756 --> 01:00:36,757
Yeah!

1026
01:00:43,806 --> 01:00:46,934
You can't escape me!

1027
01:00:47,017 --> 01:00:48,059
What?

1028
01:00:48,727 --> 01:00:50,687
Blue shell!

1029
01:00:54,692 --> 01:00:56,235
[yelping]

1030
01:00:56,318 --> 01:00:57,319
[device ticking rapidly]

1031
01:01:02,074 --> 01:01:05,160
[both screaming]

1032
01:01:05,744 --> 01:01:06,995
No!

1033
01:01:07,079 --> 01:01:08,622
No, Mario!

1034
01:01:11,000 --> 01:01:13,627
[screams] No! No!

1035
01:01:14,253 --> 01:01:15,796
[veins] Whoa!

1036
01:01:19,091 --> 01:01:22,010
Get your clown claws off of me!

1037
01:01:22,094 --> 01:01:24,763
[cackling]

1038
01:01:25,431 --> 01:01:26,890
Goodbye, Mario.

1039
01:01:27,641 --> 01:01:29,184
We have to get home.

1040
01:01:33,689 --> 01:01:35,857
[both screaming]

1041
01:01:35,941 --> 01:01:38,902
Hey! This is your fault!

1042
01:01:38,986 --> 01:01:40,904
My fault? You're the one who--

1043
01:01:40,988 --> 01:01:44,783
Stop talking! I don't want the last thing
I hear before I die to be your--

1044
01:01:47,453 --> 01:01:48,454
[grunts]

1045
01:01:51,332 --> 01:01:52,875
[grunting]

1046
01:01:58,964 --> 01:02:01,341
[Mario grunting]

1047
01:02:07,973 --> 01:02:09,265
[growls]

1048
01:02:10,351 --> 01:02:12,353
[both gasping]

1049
01:02:15,356 --> 01:02:18,275
Mario, you saved my life.

1050
01:02:18,359 --> 01:02:20,486
Yeah, well, I won't tell anyone.

1051
01:02:20,569 --> 01:02:21,945
Good. Please don't.

1052
01:02:22,029 --> 01:02:23,030
Okay.

1053
01:02:23,113 --> 01:02:24,864
[rumbling]

1054
01:02:24,949 --> 01:02:27,910
Uh, did you just feel something?

1055
01:02:29,495 --> 01:02:30,704
[both scream]

1056
01:02:30,788 --> 01:02:31,997
Swim!

1057
01:02:48,973 --> 01:02:51,976
Bowser's on his way. You have to evacuate.

1058
01:02:52,059 --> 01:02:53,060
[Toads scream]

1059
01:02:54,687 --> 01:02:56,939
Hurry! Get out of the city!

1060
01:02:59,066 --> 01:03:00,776
[Toads clamoring, screaming]

1061
01:03:07,157 --> 01:03:08,992
[Toads exclaiming]

1062
01:03:10,244 --> 01:03:11,495
Princess?

1063
01:03:12,246 --> 01:03:13,705
We lost the army.

1064
01:03:13,789 --> 01:03:15,749
-[Toads whimpering]
-And Mario's gone.

1065
01:03:15,833 --> 01:03:17,000
[Toads gasp]

1066
01:03:17,751 --> 01:03:19,294
Bowser is coming.

1067
01:03:19,878 --> 01:03:22,380
Head into the forest.
I'll buy you some time.

1068
01:03:22,464 --> 01:03:24,632
You heard her. Evacuate the city.

1069
01:03:24,717 --> 01:03:26,218
[clamoring]

1070
01:03:27,261 --> 01:03:28,262
Go with the others.

1071
01:03:28,345 --> 01:03:30,889
I said I wouldn't let anyone hurt you.

1072
01:03:35,519 --> 01:03:36,520
Run!

1073
01:03:38,480 --> 01:03:39,564
[screams]

1074
01:03:41,066 --> 01:03:43,068
Just leave it! There's no time!

1075
01:03:47,364 --> 01:03:49,366
[screaming]

1076
01:03:52,578 --> 01:03:54,580
[low rumbling]

1077
01:04:00,002 --> 01:04:01,294
[thunderclap]

1078
01:04:38,123 --> 01:04:39,958
Princess Peach.

1079
01:04:40,542 --> 01:04:41,751
Brave as ever.

1080
01:04:44,630 --> 01:04:48,175
As you can see, I have the Super Star.

1081
01:04:48,258 --> 01:04:50,218
If you're going to use it,

1082
01:04:50,803 --> 01:04:52,387
use it now.

1083
01:04:53,680 --> 01:04:55,098
[clears throat]

1084
01:04:55,182 --> 01:04:59,060
No, Princess. I stole this star for us.

1085
01:04:59,603 --> 01:05:03,648
I guess love really makes a guy
come out of his shell. [chuckles]

1086
01:05:06,026 --> 01:05:07,861
I told you that line wouldn't work.

1087
01:05:07,945 --> 01:05:09,571
[Kamek] You're doing great.

1088
01:05:10,155 --> 01:05:14,655
Peaches, with this star,
we will be invincible.

1089
01:05:14,785 --> 01:05:18,371
We can rule the world together. Forever.

1090
01:05:19,123 --> 01:05:20,749
Will you marry me?

1091
01:05:21,333 --> 01:05:24,002
Marry you? Are you insane?

1092
01:05:24,086 --> 01:05:26,088
I would never marry you.

1093
01:05:26,672 --> 01:05:29,132
Maybe you should reconsider.

1094
01:05:30,634 --> 01:05:31,635
[shrieks]

1095
01:05:31,718 --> 01:05:32,885
No! [groans]

1096
01:05:33,762 --> 01:05:36,139
-Stop!
-[screams]

1097
01:05:36,223 --> 01:05:37,349
Please, stop.

1098
01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:40,269
I'll-- I'll marry you.
Just don't hurt my Toads.

1099
01:05:40,978 --> 01:05:42,604
[Toad grunts]

1100
01:05:43,313 --> 01:05:45,273
-[gasps]
-[groans]

1101
01:05:45,357 --> 01:05:47,067
You have my word.

1102
01:05:50,446 --> 01:05:51,447
[sighs]

1103
01:05:54,450 --> 01:05:57,077
[laughs] Time for a wedding!

1104
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:11,675
[Lumalee singing] ♪ Life is sad ♪

1105
01:06:11,758 --> 01:06:13,259
♪ Prison is sad ♪

1106
01:06:13,343 --> 01:06:17,843
♪ Life in prison is very, very sad ♪

1107
01:06:19,433 --> 01:06:21,810
[prisoners scream]

1108
01:06:23,061 --> 01:06:24,062
[sighs]

1109
01:06:24,938 --> 01:06:27,649
Oh, fresh meat for the grinder.

1110
01:06:27,733 --> 01:06:30,193
Who's this ray of sunshine?

1111
01:06:30,277 --> 01:06:33,280
There's no sunshine.
Only darkness.

1112
01:06:33,363 --> 01:06:35,531
Shut up, shut up, shut up!

1113
01:06:35,616 --> 01:06:37,951
Hello, prisoners.

1114
01:06:38,035 --> 01:06:42,456
You don't deserve this,
but you're invited to the royal wedding!

1115
01:06:42,539 --> 01:06:44,457
Yay!

1116
01:06:44,541 --> 01:06:47,835
Where you will all be
ritualistically sacrificed!

1117
01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:50,797
[prisoners clamoring]

1118
01:06:50,881 --> 01:06:52,674
Oh, no, no, no!

1119
01:06:52,758 --> 01:06:55,177
Finally. Mercy.

1120
01:06:55,260 --> 01:06:57,720
[whimpers] Mario.

1121
01:07:01,600 --> 01:07:04,644
[growls]

1122
01:07:11,360 --> 01:07:12,694
So this is the end.

1123
01:07:12,778 --> 01:07:16,490
Being slowly digested by an eel,
next to an idiot in overalls.

1124
01:07:16,573 --> 01:07:19,242
Well, at least your brother
isn't gonna die because of you.

1125
01:07:19,326 --> 01:07:21,911
At least you're not gonna die
with your dad thinking you're a joke.

1126
01:07:22,496 --> 01:07:24,915
Yeah, well,
my dad thinks I'm a joke too.

1127
01:07:24,998 --> 01:07:26,916
Yeah, well,

1128
01:07:27,000 --> 01:07:28,084
your dad's right!

1129
01:07:28,168 --> 01:07:29,794
You know what? I feel bad enough.

1130
01:07:29,878 --> 01:07:31,170
Just leave me alone.

1131
01:07:31,255 --> 01:07:33,632
I've never met your dad,
but he sounds brilliant.

1132
01:07:33,715 --> 01:07:36,884
Just go in a corner and smash some stuff,
smash monkey.

1133
01:07:36,969 --> 01:07:40,055
[grunts] I am more...

1134
01:07:40,138 --> 01:07:44,183
-[eel groans]
-...than a guy who smashes things!

1135
01:07:44,268 --> 01:07:46,270
[eel grunts, groans]

1136
01:07:54,945 --> 01:07:56,529
[burps]

1137
01:08:05,289 --> 01:08:06,748
[groans]

1138
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,794
[roars]

1139
01:08:10,877 --> 01:08:12,044
[both cheering]

1140
01:08:12,129 --> 01:08:14,923
-That was amazing.
-Now we're even!

1141
01:08:33,984 --> 01:08:35,735
[Shy Guy groans]

1142
01:08:35,819 --> 01:08:37,237
[grunts, sighs]

1143
01:08:40,365 --> 01:08:42,867
[breathes deeply]

1144
01:08:42,951 --> 01:08:44,577
[door opens]

1145
01:08:44,661 --> 01:08:46,162
Princess, I got it.

1146
01:08:46,246 --> 01:08:47,747
[sighs] Great job.

1147
01:08:47,831 --> 01:08:50,250
Couldn't have you going out there
without your bouquet.

1148
01:08:50,334 --> 01:08:51,918
It's perfect.

1149
01:08:52,002 --> 01:08:54,295
-["Wedding March" plays]
-[doors creak]

1150
01:09:11,021 --> 01:09:12,022
[gasps]

1151
01:09:12,856 --> 01:09:14,440
[whimpers]

1152
01:09:18,737 --> 01:09:21,239
I'll be sacrificing them in your honor.

1153
01:09:22,491 --> 01:09:24,242
Lower the prisoners!

1154
01:09:27,663 --> 01:09:30,123
[whimpering]

1155
01:09:31,667 --> 01:09:34,586
[clears throat] Dearly belove-- [grunts]

1156
01:09:34,670 --> 01:09:36,088
-Huh?
-[wedding guests gasp]

1157
01:09:36,171 --> 01:09:37,714
[singsongy] Drama.

1158
01:09:37,798 --> 01:09:40,217
You really thought I'd marry you?

1159
01:09:41,093 --> 01:09:42,094
Kinda.

1160
01:09:42,177 --> 01:09:44,429
I'd never marry a monster.

1161
01:09:44,513 --> 01:09:45,889
[Power-Up sounds]

1162
01:09:46,473 --> 01:09:48,683
Then we are breaking up right now!

1163
01:09:50,852 --> 01:09:53,688
[grunting]

1164
01:09:53,772 --> 01:09:56,107
[groans]

1165
01:09:57,275 --> 01:09:58,484
[grunts]

1166
01:10:02,572 --> 01:10:04,031
[shrieks]

1167
01:10:05,158 --> 01:10:06,284
[sighs]

1168
01:10:07,369 --> 01:10:08,995
[wedding guests] Yeah!

1169
01:10:11,790 --> 01:10:13,124
[low rumbling]

1170
01:10:14,167 --> 01:10:15,626
They gotta be up there.

1171
01:10:18,630 --> 01:10:20,131
Fire!

1172
01:10:20,215 --> 01:10:22,300
[both scream]

1173
01:10:23,343 --> 01:10:24,969
[both grunting]

1174
01:10:25,053 --> 01:10:26,429
[gasps]

1175
01:10:28,473 --> 01:10:29,474
You wanna do this?

1176
01:10:29,558 --> 01:10:30,642
Yes, I do.

1177
01:10:32,436 --> 01:10:33,812
[grunts]

1178
01:10:37,023 --> 01:10:38,024
[Power-Up sounds]

1179
01:10:39,276 --> 01:10:40,277
[Power-Up sounds]

1180
01:10:40,360 --> 01:10:42,904
-Yes! Fire!
-[cheers]

1181
01:10:56,585 --> 01:10:58,003
Wahoo!

1182
01:10:58,795 --> 01:11:00,338
[Donkey Kong] This is fun!

1183
01:11:01,798 --> 01:11:04,008
-Ha! Loser. [grunts]
-[Power Down sounds]

1184
01:11:04,593 --> 01:11:05,594
[Power-Up sounds]

1185
01:11:07,596 --> 01:11:09,055
Hey, what does this do?

1186
01:11:09,139 --> 01:11:11,141
[screams]

1187
01:11:11,725 --> 01:11:13,643
-Whoa. Yeah!
-[screams]

1188
01:11:13,727 --> 01:11:16,271
Whoa. [screams, laughs]

1189
01:11:18,607 --> 01:11:20,025
Cool raccoon suit.

1190
01:11:20,108 --> 01:11:21,776
-Really?
-Not at all.

1191
01:11:32,245 --> 01:11:33,496
[shouts]

1192
01:11:34,790 --> 01:11:35,791
[screams]

1193
01:11:40,253 --> 01:11:42,088
[whimpers]

1194
01:11:42,172 --> 01:11:44,757
-[shrieks, grunts]
-[Power Down sounds]

1195
01:11:46,176 --> 01:11:47,760
-[shrieks]
-[Luigi grunting]

1196
01:11:47,844 --> 01:11:49,428
[shrieking]

1197
01:11:51,264 --> 01:11:54,183
[shrieks] What? [stammering] Um.

1198
01:11:54,267 --> 01:11:57,812
Whee! [laughs]

1199
01:11:57,896 --> 01:11:59,564
[screaming]

1200
01:11:59,648 --> 01:12:00,982
[gasps]

1201
01:12:01,066 --> 01:12:03,234
-[metal scrapes]
-Huh?

1202
01:12:03,318 --> 01:12:05,236
[groaning]

1203
01:12:06,321 --> 01:12:07,864
[sighs]

1204
01:12:09,115 --> 01:12:10,116
[sighs]

1205
01:12:10,200 --> 01:12:11,618
Boo.

1206
01:12:14,162 --> 01:12:15,454
[grunts]

1207
01:12:16,540 --> 01:12:17,874
[screaming]

1208
01:12:21,920 --> 01:12:23,296
Huh? [shrieks]

1209
01:12:24,172 --> 01:12:27,717
-Lu!
-Mario? [laughs]

1210
01:12:29,469 --> 01:12:31,596
-[laughs]
-I told ya. See?

1211
01:12:31,680 --> 01:12:35,392
As long as we're together,
everything is gonna be okay.

1212
01:12:35,475 --> 01:12:38,060
[laughs, sighs]

1213
01:12:38,144 --> 01:12:40,354
Mario, why do you look like a bear?
What is this?

1214
01:12:40,981 --> 01:12:42,691
[Donkey Kong grunts]

1215
01:12:44,568 --> 01:12:46,403
Ya did good, kid.

1216
01:12:46,486 --> 01:12:49,030
Make your pecs dance. You deserve it.

1217
01:12:49,114 --> 01:12:51,407
No time now. Definitely later.

1218
01:12:55,662 --> 01:12:58,331
[growling]

1219
01:13:00,250 --> 01:13:01,793
[growling continues]

1220
01:13:04,296 --> 01:13:08,796
Launch the Bomber Bill
and destroy the Mushroom Kingdom!

1221
01:13:09,009 --> 01:13:10,301
[rumbling]

1222
01:13:14,264 --> 01:13:15,974
[all gasp]

1223
01:13:19,936 --> 01:13:20,937
No.

1224
01:13:28,820 --> 01:13:31,155
Hey. Hey. Hey, over here.

1225
01:13:42,334 --> 01:13:44,127
You asked for it.

1226
01:13:46,963 --> 01:13:48,631
[shrieks]

1227
01:13:51,343 --> 01:13:52,177
[growls]

1228
01:13:52,260 --> 01:13:53,761
[chuckles] Hello.

1229
01:14:12,572 --> 01:14:15,199
[gasps] Ow. [grunts]

1230
01:14:18,078 --> 01:14:19,204
Really?

1231
01:14:24,042 --> 01:14:25,585
Follow me.

1232
01:14:31,174 --> 01:14:32,466
Come on.

1233
01:14:34,260 --> 01:14:36,679
Little closer.

1234
01:14:38,014 --> 01:14:41,267
[distorted] Mamma mia.

1235
01:14:51,820 --> 01:14:52,654
Huh?

1236
01:14:55,365 --> 01:14:58,242
-[grunts, screams]
-[Power Down sounds]

1237
01:15:03,623 --> 01:15:05,458
-[Princess Peach] Whoa!
-[Luigi grunts]

1238
01:15:07,210 --> 01:15:08,377
[groans]

1239
01:15:09,045 --> 01:15:11,213
[all screaming]

1240
01:15:12,924 --> 01:15:14,592
Whoa! [grunts]

1241
01:15:16,011 --> 01:15:17,637
[screams]

1242
01:15:18,638 --> 01:15:20,014
[laughs]

1243
01:15:20,098 --> 01:15:21,766
-That's beautiful.
-You made these, right?

1244
01:15:21,850 --> 01:15:23,142
-[rumbling]
-[gasps]

1245
01:15:24,519 --> 01:15:26,854
-Huh? Whoa!
-[electricity crackles]

1246
01:15:30,025 --> 01:15:32,068
[whooshing]

1247
01:15:37,115 --> 01:15:38,533
[Mario screams]

1248
01:15:40,035 --> 01:15:42,454
[grunts, pants]

1249
01:15:46,041 --> 01:15:47,125
Huh?

1250
01:15:48,668 --> 01:15:50,002
Brooklyn?

1251
01:15:50,086 --> 01:15:51,462
-[tires screech]
-[gasps]

1252
01:15:51,546 --> 01:15:52,630
Mario?

1253
01:15:52,714 --> 01:15:54,924
-[door closes]
-You almost dented my--

1254
01:15:55,008 --> 01:15:56,342
[rumbling]

1255
01:15:58,136 --> 01:15:59,137
[Spike shrieks]

1256
01:16:03,475 --> 01:16:05,477
[panting, screams]

1257
01:16:06,227 --> 01:16:07,228
[grunts]

1258
01:16:07,312 --> 01:16:09,856
[all scream, groaning]

1259
01:16:11,107 --> 01:16:12,608
[grunts]

1260
01:16:13,276 --> 01:16:16,028
[screaming]

1261
01:16:18,990 --> 01:16:19,991
[grunts, gasps]

1262
01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,042
[Bowser] Mario!

1263
01:16:34,255 --> 01:16:35,464
You want this?

1264
01:16:36,841 --> 01:16:37,842
[Mario shrieks]

1265
01:16:38,968 --> 01:16:40,886
[growls]

1266
01:16:42,931 --> 01:16:44,140
[gasps, shouts]

1267
01:16:47,894 --> 01:16:49,520
You ruined my wedding!

1268
01:16:50,146 --> 01:16:52,439
I was finally gonna be happy!

1269
01:16:54,317 --> 01:16:56,652
-[shrieks]
-Now you will suffer!

1270
01:16:56,736 --> 01:16:57,903
[groans]

1271
01:16:57,987 --> 01:16:59,863
Like me!

1272
01:17:01,825 --> 01:17:02,992
[grunts]

1273
01:17:03,076 --> 01:17:06,079
[grunts, screams]

1274
01:17:12,043 --> 01:17:13,169
[grunts]

1275
01:17:15,213 --> 01:17:17,798
You really thought you could stop me?

1276
01:17:17,882 --> 01:17:21,051
You worthless, weak little nothing.

1277
01:17:21,136 --> 01:17:23,138
Come out and fight.

1278
01:17:23,221 --> 01:17:25,264
Or are you too scared?

1279
01:17:26,975 --> 01:17:27,976
[pants]

1280
01:17:28,059 --> 01:17:31,270
[cackles] Just what I thought.

1281
01:17:31,354 --> 01:17:32,521
-[grunts]
-[shouts]

1282
01:17:35,400 --> 01:17:38,986
[growling, roars]

1283
01:17:47,412 --> 01:17:48,871
[sighs]

1284
01:17:48,955 --> 01:17:51,582
-[TV beeps]
-[Mario, Luigi on TV] Mamma mia!

1285
01:17:52,125 --> 01:17:54,794
That's a-why
the Super Mario Brothers are here.

1286
01:17:54,878 --> 01:17:57,964
[glitching] ...a-to save Brooklyn.
...save Brooklyn-- Brooklyn.

1287
01:17:58,047 --> 01:17:59,214
...save Brooklyn.

1288
01:17:59,299 --> 01:18:01,301
[no audible dialogue]

1289
01:18:17,400 --> 01:18:19,110
Let's-a go.

1290
01:18:24,532 --> 01:18:25,658
[Mario] Hey.

1291
01:18:26,701 --> 01:18:28,160
Leave him alone.

1292
01:18:28,828 --> 01:18:30,037
Mario?

1293
01:18:30,580 --> 01:18:33,457
-[grunts]
-You just don't know when to quit.

1294
01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:36,377
Yeah. I've been told that before.

1295
01:18:40,215 --> 01:18:42,050
-Mario! [grunts]
-[groans]

1296
01:18:44,093 --> 01:18:45,302
The star!

1297
01:18:46,179 --> 01:18:48,264
No! That's mine!

1298
01:18:49,182 --> 01:18:50,308
[panting]

1299
01:19:03,571 --> 01:19:04,947
[grunts]

1300
01:19:08,451 --> 01:19:09,535
Lu.

1301
01:19:10,245 --> 01:19:11,246
[grunts]

1302
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,749
"Nothing can hurt us
as long as we're together."

1303
01:19:14,832 --> 01:19:16,583
-[metal creaks]
-[grunts]

1304
01:19:25,468 --> 01:19:26,594
No!

1305
01:19:26,678 --> 01:19:28,554
[cackles]

1306
01:19:40,608 --> 01:19:41,567
Huh?

1307
01:19:45,196 --> 01:19:46,864
[screams, groans]

1308
01:19:47,991 --> 01:19:50,118
-Rip them to pieces!
-[shouting]

1309
01:19:55,415 --> 01:19:57,208
[Sledge Brother grunting]

1310
01:19:57,292 --> 01:19:58,334
[all scream]

1311
01:19:58,418 --> 01:20:00,086
[Shy Guy speaking gibberish]

1312
01:20:02,130 --> 01:20:03,256
Oh, hey, Spike.

1313
01:20:03,756 --> 01:20:04,757
Luigi?

1314
01:20:05,925 --> 01:20:07,051
[Bowser's army shouting]

1315
01:20:10,346 --> 01:20:11,347
[all grunting]

1316
01:20:19,522 --> 01:20:21,023
-[whimpers]
-[Dad] No!

1317
01:20:22,775 --> 01:20:24,151
Mamma mia!

1318
01:20:24,235 --> 01:20:25,236
[grunts]

1319
01:20:28,531 --> 01:20:30,282
[all grunting, groaning]

1320
01:20:33,578 --> 01:20:34,620
[Bowser groans]

1321
01:20:36,164 --> 01:20:38,624
[screams]

1322
01:20:46,341 --> 01:20:47,925
[screams]

1323
01:21:05,276 --> 01:21:06,485
[Bowser groans]

1324
01:21:07,362 --> 01:21:09,030
[both panting]

1325
01:21:12,950 --> 01:21:14,493
[groans]

1326
01:21:15,328 --> 01:21:18,289
Peaches. [chuckles] Uh, listen.

1327
01:21:18,373 --> 01:21:21,334
This is not the way I pictured it,
but give me one more chance.

1328
01:21:21,417 --> 01:21:23,127
Ew. No.

1329
01:21:23,753 --> 01:21:24,754
No, no, no--

1330
01:21:26,381 --> 01:21:27,757
[in high-pitched voice] Hey. Hey!

1331
01:21:27,840 --> 01:21:29,508
-[laughs]
-That is not cool.

1332
01:21:29,592 --> 01:21:31,844
Ha! He got the blue mushroom.

1333
01:21:31,928 --> 01:21:34,138
Eh? I told you I'd get you a pet turtle.

1334
01:21:34,222 --> 01:21:37,141
[chuckles] Not bad, Mustache.

1335
01:21:37,225 --> 01:21:40,394
And, Luigi, you're so brave.

1336
01:21:40,478 --> 01:21:43,355
Oh. [chuckles] Thanks, uh--
Yeah, it's kinda my thing.

1337
01:21:43,439 --> 01:21:45,023
Ah. My boys.

1338
01:21:45,108 --> 01:21:47,944
-My heroes.
-Wahoo!

1339
01:21:48,027 --> 01:21:51,864
Mario, you were amazing. [laughs]

1340
01:21:51,948 --> 01:21:53,032
Thanks, Dad.

1341
01:21:54,325 --> 01:21:56,201
-Ah, bring it in!
-[all groaning]

1342
01:21:56,285 --> 01:21:57,786
[cheering]

1343
01:22:01,165 --> 01:22:02,583
Yeah! [grunts]

1344
01:22:02,667 --> 01:22:05,961
Let's hear it
for the Super Mario Brothers!

1345
01:22:06,045 --> 01:22:09,882
[pedestrian] Yeah! You guys are heroes!
Thank you, Mario Brothers!

1346
01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:17,682
These are my boys!

1347
01:22:17,765 --> 01:22:19,975
-[laughs] Hey.
-[laughs]

1348
01:22:20,560 --> 01:22:22,144
Wahoo!

1349
01:22:22,228 --> 01:22:24,230
[cheering continues]

1350
01:22:25,022 --> 01:22:27,065
-[laughs] Yes!
-[Mario, Luigi] Hey!

1351
01:22:27,150 --> 01:22:28,359
[cheering fades]

1352
01:22:35,366 --> 01:22:37,451
[alarm blares]

1353
01:22:37,535 --> 01:22:39,537
["Mr. Blue Sky" plays on radio]

1354
01:22:40,830 --> 01:22:42,331
[groans]

1355
01:22:43,166 --> 01:22:45,877
♪ Sun is shining in the sky ♪

1356
01:22:46,377 --> 01:22:49,338
♪ There ain't a cloud in sight ♪

1357
01:22:49,422 --> 01:22:50,965
♪ It's stopped raining ♪

1358
01:22:51,048 --> 01:22:53,091
♪ Everybody's in the play ♪

1359
01:22:53,176 --> 01:22:54,844
♪ And don't you know ♪

1360
01:22:54,927 --> 01:22:57,554
♪ It's a beautiful new day ♪

1361
01:22:57,638 --> 01:22:59,306
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪

1362
01:22:59,390 --> 01:23:01,100
-Morning.
-Hello.

1363
01:23:03,561 --> 01:23:04,853
[laughs]

1364
01:23:04,937 --> 01:23:06,396
[Mario laughing] Oh!

1365
01:23:08,608 --> 01:23:09,734
Wahoo!

1366
01:23:24,040 --> 01:23:25,082
[laughs]

1367
01:23:25,166 --> 01:23:26,792
Now, that's a happy ending.

1368
01:23:26,876 --> 01:23:28,419
-[low rumbling]
-Or is it?

1369
01:23:28,503 --> 01:23:30,588
Because everything's over now,

1370
01:23:30,671 --> 01:23:34,174
and all that's left
is you and the infinite void.

1371
01:23:35,593 --> 01:23:37,928
Kind of makes you
want to play saxophone, huh?

1372
01:23:38,012 --> 01:23:40,848
["Ground Theme" plays on saxophone]

1373
01:26:06,994 --> 01:26:09,538
[piano plays]

1374
01:26:17,213 --> 01:26:21,713
♪ Mario, Luigi and Donkey Kong too ♪

1375
01:26:22,009 --> 01:26:26,509
♪ A thousand troops of Koopas
Couldn't keep me from you ♪

1376
01:26:27,682 --> 01:26:32,182
♪ Princess Peach, at the end of the line ♪

1377
01:26:32,895 --> 01:26:37,107
♪ I'll make you mine ♪

1378
01:26:37,191 --> 01:26:40,611
♪ Oh, Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches ♪

1379
01:26:40,695 --> 01:26:43,155
♪ Peaches, Peaches
Peaches, Peaches, Peaches ♪

1380
01:26:43,239 --> 01:26:47,739
♪ I love you, oh-- ♪

1381
01:26:48,077 --> 01:26:50,037
Hey. Quiet in there.

1382
01:26:50,121 --> 01:26:51,747
Lights out, little guy.

1383
01:26:51,831 --> 01:26:54,041
[in high-pitched voice]
Hey! You can't treat me like this.

1384
01:26:54,125 --> 01:26:56,877
Do you know who I am? I am Bow--

1385
01:26:57,878 --> 01:26:58,879
[sighs]

1386
01:32:15,863 --> 01:32:17,739
[egg cracking]

1387
01:32:18,907 --> 01:32:20,575
[voice] Yoshi!
