"X11 for Cygwin feels like Scooby Doo & Looney Tunes Cartoon Universe: Adventure, because they don't interact with eachother in any way and it just leaves you confused and disappointed.."
"You know I was making a joke before about how a Telegram client written in Java could be "handled elegantly" by silently rebooting itself every time it got a NullPointerException from the JVM, but Firefox literally is fixing the problem of their browser being shit by putting the frontend in a separate process so if the browser crashes it can be brought back up like it's giving itself CPR."
"Haskell is a functional programming language. C is a non-functional programming language. Java is a non-functioning programming language."