diff --git a/.github/workflows/ci_suite.yml b/.github/workflows/ci_suite.yml
index 59e1c185c8eb663..94c7ae400dd5357 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/ci_suite.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/ci_suite.yml
@@ -80,7 +80,7 @@ jobs:
     if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[ci skip]')"
     name: Compile Maps
     needs: [collect_data]
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     concurrency:
       group: compile_all_maps-${{ github.ref }}
       cancel-in-progress: true
@@ -105,7 +105,7 @@ jobs:
   collect_data:
     if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[ci skip]')"
     name: Collect data for other tasks
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     outputs:
       maps: ${{ steps.map_finder.outputs.maps }}
       alternate_tests: ${{ steps.alternate_test_finder.outputs.alternate_tests }}
@@ -171,7 +171,7 @@ jobs:
     if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[ci skip]') && needs.find_all_maps.outputs.alternate_tests != '[]'"
     name: Check Alternate Tests
     needs: [run_alternate_tests]
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     steps:
       - run: echo Alternate tests passed.
 
@@ -179,7 +179,7 @@ jobs:
     if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[ci skip]') && always()"
     needs: [run_all_tests, run_alternate_tests]
     name: Compare Screenshot Tests
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
       # If we ever add more artifacts, this is going to break, but it'll be obvious.
diff --git a/.github/workflows/conflicts.yml b/.github/workflows/conflicts.yml
index 9496bcf712770db..4009d5a05a1af0e 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/conflicts.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/conflicts.yml
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ jobs:
     permissions:
       contents: read
       pull-requests: write
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     steps:
       - uses: eps1lon/actions-label-merge-conflict@v2.1.0
         with:
diff --git a/.github/workflows/docker_publish.yml b/.github/workflows/docker_publish.yml
index 48ef92c17f15573..2cd0f174b6dd82a 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/docker_publish.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/docker_publish.yml
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ on:
 jobs:
   publish:
     if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[ci skip]')"
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
 
diff --git a/.github/workflows/generate_documentation.yml b/.github/workflows/generate_documentation.yml
index 23ce6b1b5df456d..19b0188d39cdb0c 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/generate_documentation.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/generate_documentation.yml
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ jobs:
     permissions:
       contents: write  # for JamesIves/github-pages-deploy-action to push changes in repo
     if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[ci skip]')"
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     concurrency: gen-docs
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
diff --git a/.github/workflows/pr_emoji.yml b/.github/workflows/pr_emoji.yml
index a9d35d2456fb13f..a58e87fdb49a82e 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/pr_emoji.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/pr_emoji.yml
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ permissions:
 
 jobs:
   title_and_changelog:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     steps:
     - uses: Wayland-Smithy/emoji-stripper-action@de0c1d158edee50700583d6454aa5f5117337599
       with:
diff --git a/.github/workflows/round_id_linker.yml b/.github/workflows/round_id_linker.yml
index 5aede3503d1b802..fb4a202d1794521 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/round_id_linker.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/round_id_linker.yml
@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ on:
 
 jobs:
   link_rounds:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     steps:
     - uses: tgstation/round_linker@master
       with:
diff --git a/.github/workflows/run_integration_tests.yml b/.github/workflows/run_integration_tests.yml
index 0c4ba61a8a45e1e..1a7787e529844a6 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/run_integration_tests.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/run_integration_tests.yml
@@ -18,15 +18,15 @@ on:
         type: string
 jobs:
   run_integration_tests:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     services:
       mysql:
-        image: mysql:latest
+        image: mariadb:latest
         env:
           MYSQL_ROOT_PASSWORD: root
         ports:
           - 3306
-        options: --health-cmd="mysqladmin ping" --health-interval=10s --health-timeout=5s --health-retries=3
+        options: --health-cmd="mariadb-admin ping" --health-interval=10s --health-timeout=5s --health-retries=3
     steps:
       - uses: actions/checkout@v3
       - name: Restore BYOND cache
@@ -45,7 +45,8 @@ jobs:
         run: |
           sudo dpkg --add-architecture i386
           sudo apt update || true
-          sudo apt install -o APT::Immediate-Configure=false libssl1.1:i386
+          sudo apt install libgcc-s1:i386
+          sudo apt install -o APT::Immediate-Configure=false libssl-dev:i386
           bash tools/ci/install_rust_g.sh
       - name: Install auxlua
         run: |
diff --git a/.github/workflows/show_screenshot_test_results.yml b/.github/workflows/show_screenshot_test_results.yml
index 61fc397477d34b3..6e143c36b265c8b 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/show_screenshot_test_results.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/show_screenshot_test_results.yml
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ jobs:
   show_screenshot_test_results:
     if: "!contains(github.event.head_commit.message, '[ci skip]')"
     name: Show Screenshot Test Results
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     steps:
       - name: "Check for ARTIFACTS_FILE_HOUSE_KEY"
         id: secrets_set
diff --git a/.github/workflows/stale.yml b/.github/workflows/stale.yml
index 26999ca629ba688..e7e41eebbab3a1e 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/stale.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/stale.yml
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ jobs:
     permissions:
       issues: write  # for actions/stale to close stale issues
       pull-requests: write  # for actions/stale to close stale PRs
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
 
     steps:
     - uses: actions/stale@v4
diff --git a/.github/workflows/test_merge_bot.yml b/.github/workflows/test_merge_bot.yml
index ebf8928f435dfe6..4eb62752c065cc1 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/test_merge_bot.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/test_merge_bot.yml
@@ -11,7 +11,7 @@ on:
 jobs:
   test_merge_bot:
       name: Test Merge Detector
-      runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+      runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
       steps:
         - name: Check for GET_TEST_MERGES_URL
           id: secrets_set
diff --git a/.github/workflows/update_tgs_dmapi.yml b/.github/workflows/update_tgs_dmapi.yml
index fe4a917dcfd64d9..aae81f7e0d87aea 100644
--- a/.github/workflows/update_tgs_dmapi.yml
+++ b/.github/workflows/update_tgs_dmapi.yml
@@ -7,7 +7,7 @@ on:
 
 jobs:
   update-dmapi:
-    runs-on: ubuntu-20.04
+    runs-on: ubuntu-22.04
     name: Update the TGS DMAPI
     steps:
     - name: Clone