Translate vendor slogans & ads

code/modules/mapfluff/ruins/lavalandruin_code/syndicate_base.dm

@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
 	                /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/cryo = 5,
 	                /obj/item/grenade/chem_grenade/adv_release = 5,
 					/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/glass/bottle/holywater = 1)
-	product_slogans = "It's not pyromania if you're getting paid!;You smell that? Plasma, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.;I love the smell of Plasma in the morning."
+	product_slogans = "Это не пиромания, если тебе платят!;Чувствуешь запах? Это плазма, сынок. Большие ничто в мире не пахнет так.;Я люблю запах плазмы поутру."
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
 
 /obj/modular_map_root/syndicatebase

code/modules/vending/_vending.dm

@@ -1453,7 +1453,7 @@ GLOBAL_LIST_EMPTY(vending_machines_to_restock)
 			return
 
 	if(last_shopper != REF(usr) || purchase_message_cooldown < world.time)
-		var/vend_response = vend_reply || "Thank you for shopping with [src]!"
+		var/vend_response = vend_reply || "Благодарим за покупку с [src]!"
 		speak(vend_response)
 		purchase_message_cooldown = world.time + 5 SECONDS
 		//This is not the best practice, but it's safe enough here since the chances of two people using a machine with the same ref in 5 seconds is fuck low

code/modules/vending/autodrobe.dm

@@ -224,8 +224,8 @@ GLOBAL_VAR_INIT(all_autodrobe_items, (autodrobe_costumes_items +\
 	icon_state = "theater"
 	icon_deny = "theater-deny"
 	panel_type = "panel16"
-	product_slogans = "Dress for success!;Suited and booted!;It's show time!;Why leave style up to fate? Use AutoDrobe!"
-	vend_reply = "Thank you for using AutoDrobe!"
+	product_slogans = "Одежда для успеха!;Одет и обут!;Время шоу!;Зачем оставлять стиль на произвол судьбы? Воспользуйся AutoDrobe!"
+	vend_reply = "Благодарим за использование AutoDrobe!"
 
 	/**
 	 * Categories are filled in Initialize!

code/modules/vending/cartridge.dm

@@ -2,7 +2,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/vending/cart
 	name = "\improper PTech"
 	desc = "Cartridges for PDAs."
-	product_slogans = "Carts to go!"
+	product_slogans = "Карточки в дорогу!"
 	icon_state = "cart"
 	icon_deny = "cart-deny"
 	panel_type = "panel6"

code/modules/vending/clothesmate.dm

@@ -4,8 +4,8 @@
 	icon_state = "clothes"
 	icon_deny = "clothes-deny"
 	panel_type = "panel15"
-	product_slogans = "Dress for success!;Prepare to look swagalicious!;Look at all this swag!;Why leave style up to fate? Use the ClothesMate!"
-	vend_reply = "Thank you for using the ClothesMate!"
+	product_slogans = "Одежда для успеха!;Приготовьтесь выглядеть шикарно!;Только посмотрите на эту красоту!;Зачем оставлять стиль на волю судьбы? Воспользуйтесь ClothesMate!"
+	vend_reply = "Благодарим за использование ClothesMate!"
 	product_categories = list(
 		list(
 			"name" = "Head",

code/modules/vending/cola.dm

@@ -87,23 +87,23 @@
 	icon_state = "red_cola"
 	name = "\improper Space Cola Vendor"
 	desc = "It vends cola, in space."
-	product_slogans = "Cola in space!"
+	product_slogans = "Кола в космосе!"
 	light_mask = "red_cola-light-mask"
 	light_color = COLOR_DARK_RED
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/cola/space_up
 	icon_state = "space_up"
 	name = "\improper Space-up! Vendor"
 	desc = "Indulge in an explosion of flavor."
-	product_slogans = "Space-up! Like a hull breach in your mouth."
+	product_slogans = "Спейс-ап! Как пробоина корпуса во рту."
 	light_mask = "space_up-light-mask"
 	light_color = COLOR_DARK_MODERATE_LIME_GREEN
 
 /obj/machinery/vending/cola/starkist
 	icon_state = "starkist"
 	name = "\improper Star-kist Vendor"
 	desc = "The taste of a star in liquid form."
-	product_slogans = "Drink the stars! Star-kist!"
+	product_slogans = "Выпей звёзды! Стар-кист!"
 	panel_type = "panel7"
 	light_mask = "starkist-light-mask"
 	light_color = COLOR_LIGHT_ORANGE
@@ -118,7 +118,7 @@
 	icon_state = "pwr_game"
 	name = "\improper Pwr Game Vendor"
 	desc = "You want it, we got it. Brought to you in partnership with Vlad's Salads."
-	product_slogans = "The POWER that gamers crave! PWR GAME!"
+	product_slogans = "МОЩЬ, которую жаждут геймеры! ПАВЭР ГЕЙМ!"
 	light_mask = "pwr_game-light-mask"
 	light_color = COLOR_STRONG_VIOLET
 
@@ -138,7 +138,7 @@
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/soda_cans/shamblers = 10,
 		/obj/item/reagent_containers/cup/soda_cans/wellcheers = 5,
 		)
-	product_slogans = "~Shake me up some of that Shambler's Juice!~"
+	product_slogans = "~Встряхни мне немного сока Шамблера!~"
 	product_ads = "Освежает!;Жажда ДНК? Утолите свою жажду!;Выпито более триллиона душ!;Сделано с использованием настоящей ДНК!;Коллективный разум требует вашей жажды!;Пей на здоровье!;Поглотите свою жажду."
 	light_mask = "shamblers-light-mask"
 	light_color = COLOR_MOSTLY_PURE_PINK

code/modules/vending/cytopro.dm

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/vending/cytopro
 	name = "\improper CytoPro"
 	desc = "For all your cytology needs!"
-	product_slogans = "Cloning? Don't be ridiculous.;Don't be uncultured, get some cells growing!;Who needs farms when we got vats?"
+	product_slogans = "Клонирование? Не будьте идиотом.;Не будьте бескультурными, выращивайте клетки!;Кому нужны фермы, когда у нас есть чаны?"
 	product_ads = "Grow your own little creatures!;Biology, at your fingertips!"
 	icon_state = "cytopro"
 	icon_deny = "cytopro-deny"

code/modules/vending/donk.dm

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 /obj/machinery/vending/donksnack
 	name = "\improper Donk Co Vendor"
 	desc = "A snack machine courtesy of Donk Co."
-	product_slogans = "Just microwave and eat!;The original home of the Donk Pocket!"
+	product_slogans = "Просто разогрей и ешь!;Первозданный дом Донк Покет!"
 	product_ads = "The original!;You wanna put a bangin' Donk on it!;The best!;The seasoned traitor's food of choice!;Now with 12% more omnizine!;Eat DONK or DIE!;The galaxy's most popular microwavable snack food!*;Try our NEW Ready-Donk Meals!"
 	icon_state = "snackdonk"
 	panel_type = "panel18"

code/modules/vending/liberation_toy.dm

@@ -3,9 +3,9 @@
 	desc = "An ages 8 and up approved vendor that dispenses toys. If you were to find the right wires, you can unlock the adult mode setting!"
 	icon_state = "syndi"
 	panel_type = "panel18"
-	product_slogans = "Get your cool toys today!;Trigger a valid hunter today!;Quality toy weapons for cheap prices!;Give them to HoPs for all access!;Give them to HoS to get permabrigged!"
-	product_ads = "Feel robust with your toys!;Express your inner child today!;Toy weapons don't kill people, but valid hunters do!;Who needs responsibilities when you have toy weapons?;Make your next murder FUN!"
-	vend_reply = "Come back for more!"
+	product_slogans = "Получите крутые игрушки уже сегодня!;Запустите «Валидхантера» уже сегодня!;Качественное игрушечное оружие по низким ценам!;Подарите их ГП ради полного доступа!;Подарите их ГСБ для оформления в пермабриг!"
+	product_ads = "Почувствуй себя робастом вместе со своими игрушками!;Прояви своего внутреннего ребенка прямо сейчас!;«Валидхантеры» убивают людей, а игрушечное оружие - нет!;Кому нужна ответственность, когда у тебя есть игрушечное оружие?;Сделай свое следующее убийство ВЕСЕЛЫМ!"
+	vend_reply = "Приходите ещё!"
 	circuit = /obj/item/circuitboard/machine/vending/syndicatedonksofttoyvendor
 	products = list(
 		/obj/item/card/emagfake = 4,

code/modules/vending/magivend.dm

@@ -5,7 +5,7 @@
 	panel_type = "panel10"
 	product_slogans = "Колдуйте правильно с помощью MagiVend!;Станьте сами себе Гудини! Используйте MagiVend!"
 	vend_reply = "Волшебного вечера!"
-	product_ads = "FJKLFJSD;AJKFLBJAKL;1234 LOONIES LOL!;>MFW;Kill them fuckers!;GET DAT FUKKEN DISK;HONK!;EI NATH;Destroy the station!;Admin conspiracies since forever!;Space-time bending hardware!"
+	product_ads = "FJKLFJSD;AJKFLBJAKL;1234, ПСИХИ, ХАХАХА!;>ТО ЧУВСТВО, КОГДА...;Завалите этих ебанашек!;ЗАБЕРИТЕ ЭТОТ ЧЕРТОВ ДИСК;ХОНК!;EI NATH;Разъебите станцию!;Устройства для искривления пространства-времени!"
 	products = list(
 		/obj/item/clothing/head/wizard = 1,
 		/obj/item/clothing/suit/wizrobe = 1,

code/modules/vending/runic_vendor.dm

@@ -6,7 +6,7 @@
 	icon_state = "RunicVendor"
 	panel_type = "panel10"
 	product_slogans = "Come get free magic!;50% off on Mjollnirs today!; Buy a warp whistle and get another one free!"
-	vend_reply = "Please, stand still near the vending machine for your special package!"
+	vend_reply = "Пожалуйста, стойте на месте, чтобы получить свой специальный набор!"
 	resistance_flags = FIRE_PROOF
 	light_mask = "RunicVendor-light-mask"
 	obj_flags = parent_type::obj_flags | NO_DEBRIS_AFTER_DECONSTRUCTION