diff --git a/code/modules/religion/festival/instrument_rites.dm b/code/modules/religion/festival/instrument_rites.dm
index 3bcf3224d37d9..546c160ab436c 100644
--- a/code/modules/religion/festival/instrument_rites.dm
+++ b/code/modules/religion/festival/instrument_rites.dm
@@ -2,8 +2,8 @@
 	name = "Cogitandi Fidis"
 	desc = "Creates a holy violin that can analyze songs played from it."
 	ritual_length = 6 SECONDS
-	ritual_invocations = list("A servant of jubilee is needed ...")
-	invoke_msg = "... A great mind for musical matters!"
+	ritual_invocations = list("Нужен слуга торжества ...")
+	invoke_msg = "... Великий разум для музыкальных дел!"
 	favor_cost = 20 //you only need one
 
 /datum/religion_rites/holy_violin/invoke_effect(mob/living/user, atom/religious_tool)
@@ -17,8 +17,8 @@
 	name = "Portable Song Tuning"
 	desc = "Empowers an instrument on the table to work as a portable altar for tuning songs. Will need to be recharged after 5 rites."
 	ritual_length = 6 SECONDS
-	ritual_invocations = list("Allow me to bring your holy inspirations ...")
-	invoke_msg = "... And send them with the winds my tunes ride with!"
+	ritual_invocations = list("Позвольте мне даровать вам святые вдохновения ...")
+	invoke_msg = "... И пусть их несут ветра, что играют в унисон с моей мелодией!"
 	favor_cost = 10
 	///instrument to empower
 	var/obj/item/instrument/instrument_target
diff --git a/code/modules/religion/honorbound/honorbound_rites.dm b/code/modules/religion/honorbound/honorbound_rites.dm
index 88eef0340ea64..11115f35b285a 100644
--- a/code/modules/religion/honorbound/honorbound_rites.dm
+++ b/code/modules/religion/honorbound/honorbound_rites.dm
@@ -8,13 +8,13 @@
 	They will become honorbound like you, and you will gain a massive favor boost!"
 	ritual_length = 30 SECONDS
 	ritual_invocations = list(
-		"A good, honorable crusade against evil is required.",
-		"We need the righteous ...",
-		"... the unflinching ...",
-		"... and the just.",
-		"Sinners must be silenced ...",
+		"Взываю к благородному крестовому походу против зла.",
+		"Нам нужны праведные ...",
+		"... непоколебимые ...",
+		"... и справедливые.",
+		"Грешники должны замолчать ...",
 	)
-	invoke_msg = "... And the code must be upheld!"
+	invoke_msg = "... И кодекс будет соблюдён!"
 	///the invited crusader
 	var/mob/living/carbon/human/new_crusader
 
@@ -78,7 +78,7 @@
 /datum/religion_rites/forgive
 	name = "Forgive"
 	desc = "Forgives someone, making them no longer considered guilty. A kind gesture, all things considered!"
-	invoke_msg = "You are absolved of sin."
+	invoke_msg = "Я отпускаю твои грехи."
 	var/mob/living/who
 
 /datum/religion_rites/forgive/perform_rite(mob/living/carbon/human/user, atom/religious_tool)
@@ -111,7 +111,7 @@
 /datum/religion_rites/summon_rules
 	name = "Summon Honorbound Rules"
 	desc = "Enscribes a paper with the honorbound rules and regulations."
-	invoke_msg = "Bring forth the holy writ!"
+	invoke_msg = "Взываю к святому писанию!"
 	///paper to turn into holy writ
 	var/obj/item/paper/writ_target
 
diff --git a/code/modules/religion/pyre/pyre_rites.dm b/code/modules/religion/pyre/pyre_rites.dm
index 75aaf1c6286cd..e4ca2ed0ba939 100644
--- a/code/modules/religion/pyre/pyre_rites.dm
+++ b/code/modules/religion/pyre/pyre_rites.dm
@@ -10,10 +10,10 @@
 	name = "Unmelting Protection"
 	desc = "Grants fire immunity to any piece of clothing."
 	ritual_length = 12 SECONDS
-	ritual_invocations = list("And so to support the holder of the Ever-Burning candle ...",
-	"... allow this unworthy apparel to serve you ...",
-	"... make it strong enough to burn a thousand times and more ...")
-	invoke_msg = "... Come forth in your new form, and join the unmelting wax of the one true flame!"
+	ritual_invocations = list("Дабы поддержать держателя Вечно-Горящей свечи ...",
+	"... позволь этому непригодному одеянию служить тебе ...",
+	"... сделай его достаточно крепким, чтобы гореть тысячу раз и больше ...")
+	invoke_msg = "... Выйди на свет в своей новой форме и присоединись к нерастворимому воску едино-истинного пламени!"
 	favor_cost = 1000
 ///the piece of clothing that will be fireproofed, only one per rite
 	var/obj/item/clothing/chosen_clothing
@@ -45,11 +45,11 @@
 	name = "Burning Offering"
 	desc = "Sacrifice a buckled burning or husked corpse for favor, the more burn damage the corpse has the more favor you will receive."
 	ritual_length = 15 SECONDS
-	ritual_invocations = list("Burning body ...",
-	"... cleansed by the flame ...",
-	"... we were all created from fire ...",
-	"... and to it ...")
-	invoke_msg = "... WE RETURN! "
+	ritual_invocations = list("Горящее тело ...",
+	"... очищенное пламенем ...",
+	"... все мы сделаны из огня ...",
+	"... и к нему мы ...")
+	invoke_msg = "... ВОЗВРАЩАЕМСЯ! "
 ///the burning corpse chosen for the sacrifice of the rite
 	var/mob/living/carbon/chosen_sacrifice
 
@@ -102,7 +102,7 @@
 	name = "Immortal Candles"
 	desc = "Creates 5 candles that never run out of wax."
 	ritual_length = 10 SECONDS
-	invoke_msg = "Burn bright, little candles, for you will only extinguish along with the universe."
+	invoke_msg = "Горите ярко, маленькие свечки, ибо вы погаснете вместе со Вселенной."
 	favor_cost = 200
 
 /datum/religion_rites/infinite_candle/invoke_effect(mob/living/user, atom/movable/religious_tool)
@@ -118,11 +118,11 @@
 	desc = "Enchants a holy arrow to set someone on fire on hit, or if the victim is already on fire... note, this consumes the arrow."
 	ritual_length = 15 SECONDS
 	ritual_invocations = list(
-		"And so to keep the Ever-Burning candle protected ...",
-		"... grant this feeble bolt your blessing ...",
-		"... make it burn bright ...",
+		"Чтобы защитить Вечно-Горящую свечу ...",
+		"... даруй этому слабому болту своё благословение ...",
+		"... пусть горит он ярко ...",
 	)
-	invoke_msg = "... a blazing star is born!"
+	invoke_msg = "... зажгись, пылающая звезда!"
 	favor_cost = 2000
 	///arrow to enchant
 	var/obj/item/ammo_casing/arrow/holy/enchant_target
diff --git a/code/modules/religion/rites.dm b/code/modules/religion/rites.dm
index b54c4e09b2951..2ab232addd87f 100644
--- a/code/modules/religion/rites.dm
+++ b/code/modules/religion/rites.dm
@@ -71,10 +71,10 @@
 	name = "Synthetic Conversion"
 	desc = "Convert a human-esque individual into a (superior) Android. Buckle a human to convert them, otherwise it will convert you."
 	ritual_length = 30 SECONDS
-	ritual_invocations = list("By the inner workings of our god ...",
-						"... We call upon you, in the face of adversity ...",
-						"... to complete us, removing that which is undesirable ...")
-	invoke_msg = "... Arise, our champion! Become that which your soul craves, live in the world as your true form!!"
+	ritual_invocations = list("Внутренними механизмами нашего бога ...",
+						"... Мы взываем к тебе, пред лицом невзгод ...",
+						"... заверши нас, удалив то, что нежеланно ...")
+	invoke_msg = "... Восстань, наш чемпион! Стань тем, чего жаждет твоя душа, обрети жизнь в этом мире в своём истинном облике!!!"
 	favor_cost = 1000
 
 /datum/religion_rites/synthconversion/perform_rite(mob/living/user, atom/religious_tool)
@@ -120,9 +120,9 @@
 	name = "Receive Blessing"
 	desc = "Receive a blessing from the machine god to further your ascension."
 	ritual_length = 5 SECONDS
-	ritual_invocations =list( "Let your will power our forges.",
-							"...Help us in our great conquest!")
-	invoke_msg = "The end of flesh is near!"
+	ritual_invocations =list( "Пусть твоя воля питает наши кузницы.",
+							"... Окажи нам помощь в нашем великом завоевании!")
+	invoke_msg = "Конец плоти близок!"
 	favor_cost = 2000
 
 /datum/religion_rites/machine_blessing/invoke_effect(mob/living/user, atom/movable/religious_tool)
@@ -168,7 +168,7 @@
 ///all greed rites cost money instead
 /datum/religion_rites/greed
 	ritual_length = 5 SECONDS
-	invoke_msg = "Sorry I was late, I was just making a shitload of money."
+	invoke_msg = "Извините, что опоздал, я просто зарабатывал хуеву тучу денег."
 	var/money_cost = 0
 
 /datum/religion_rites/greed/can_afford(mob/living/user)
@@ -192,7 +192,7 @@
 /datum/religion_rites/greed/vendatray
 	name = "Purchase Vend-a-tray"
 	desc = "Summons a Vend-a-tray. You can use it to sell items!"
-	invoke_msg = "I need a vend-a-tray to make some more money!"
+	invoke_msg = "Мне нужен венд-лоток, чтобы заработать еще немного денег!"
 	money_cost = 300
 
 /datum/religion_rites/greed/vendatray/invoke_effect(mob/living/user, atom/movable/religious_tool)
@@ -205,7 +205,7 @@
 /datum/religion_rites/greed/custom_vending
 	name = "Purchase Personal Vending Machine"
 	desc = "Summons a custom vending machine. You can use it to sell MANY items!"
-	invoke_msg = "If I get a custom vending machine for my products, I can be RICH!"
+	invoke_msg = "Если я куплю торговый автомат для своих товаров, то я смогу стать БОГАТЫМ!"
 	money_cost = 1000 //quite a step up from vendatray
 
 /datum/religion_rites/greed/custom_vending/invoke_effect(mob/living/user, atom/movable/religious_tool)
@@ -221,10 +221,10 @@
 	name = "Maintenance Adaptation"
 	desc = "Begin your metamorphasis into a being more fit for Maintenance."
 	ritual_length = 10 SECONDS
-	ritual_invocations = list("I abandon the world ...",
-	"... to become one with the deep.",
-	"My form will become twisted ...")
-	invoke_msg = "... but my smile I will keep!"
+	ritual_invocations = list("Я оставляю этот мир ...",
+	"... дабы стать единым целым с глубиной.",
+	"Моя форма будет искажена ...")
+	invoke_msg = "... но свою улыбку сберегу!"
 	favor_cost = 150 //150u of organic slurry
 
 /datum/religion_rites/maint_adaptation/perform_rite(mob/living/carbon/human/user, atom/religious_tool)
@@ -255,7 +255,7 @@
 	name = "Adapted Eyes"
 	desc = "Only available after maintenance adaptation. Your eyes will adapt as well, becoming useless in the light."
 	ritual_length = 10 SECONDS
-	invoke_msg = "I no longer want to see the light."
+	invoke_msg = "Я больше не хочу видеть свет."
 	favor_cost = 300 //300u of organic slurry, i'd consider this a reward of the sect
 
 /datum/religion_rites/adapted_eyes/perform_rite(mob/living/carbon/human/user, atom/religious_tool)
@@ -284,7 +284,7 @@
 	name = "Moldify"
 	desc = "Once adapted to the Maintenance, you will not be able to eat regular food. This should help."
 	ritual_length = 5 SECONDS
-	invoke_msg = "Moldify!"
+	invoke_msg = "Заплесневей!"
 	favor_cost = 5 //5u of organic slurry
 	///the food that will be molded, only one per rite
 	var/obj/item/food/mold_target
@@ -315,7 +315,7 @@
 	name = "Create Ritual Totem"
 	desc = "Creates a Ritual Totem, a portable tool for performing rites on the go. Requires wood. Can only be picked up by the holy."
 	favor_cost = 100
-	invoke_msg = "Padala!!"
+	invoke_msg = "Падала!!!"
 	///the food that will be molded, only one per rite
 	var/obj/item/stack/sheet/mineral/wood/converted
 
@@ -346,7 +346,7 @@
 /datum/religion_rites/sparring_contract
 	name = "Summon Sparring Contract"
 	desc = "Turns some paper into a sparring contract."
-	invoke_msg = "I will train in the name of my god."
+	invoke_msg = "Я буду тренироваться во имя моего бога."
 	///paper to turn into a sparring contract
 	var/obj/item/paper/contract_target
 
@@ -381,8 +381,8 @@
 	name = "Declare Arena"
 	desc = "Declare a new area as fit for sparring. You'll be able to select it in contracts."
 	ritual_length = 6 SECONDS
-	ritual_invocations = list("I seek new horizons ...")
-	invoke_msg = "... may my climb be steep."
+	ritual_invocations = list("Я стремлюсь к новым горизонтам ...")
+	invoke_msg = "... и пусть мой подъем будет крут."
 	favor_cost = 1 //only costs one holy battle for a new area
 	var/area/area_instance
 
@@ -408,7 +408,7 @@
 	name = "Forge Ceremonial Gear"
 	desc = "Turn some material into ceremonial gear. Ceremonial blades are weak outside of sparring, and are quite heavy to lug around."
 	ritual_length = 10 SECONDS
-	invoke_msg = "Weapons in your name! Battles with your blood!"
+	invoke_msg = "Оружие во имя твоё! Бои с кровью твоей!"
 	favor_cost = 0
 	///the material that will be attempted to be forged into a weapon
 	var/obj/item/stack/sheet/converted
@@ -444,7 +444,7 @@
 	name = "Become Unbreakable"
 	desc = "Your training has made you unbreakable. In times of crisis, you will attempt to keep fighting on."
 	ritual_length = 10 SECONDS
-	invoke_msg = "My will must be unbreakable. Grant me this boon!"
+	invoke_msg = "Моя воля должна быть непоколебимой. Даруй мне это благословение!"
 	favor_cost = 4 //4 duels won
 
 /datum/religion_rites/unbreakable/perform_rite(mob/living/carbon/human/user, atom/religious_tool)
@@ -464,7 +464,7 @@
 	name = "Become Tenacious"
 	desc = "Your training has made you tenacious. In times of crisis, you will be able to crawl faster."
 	ritual_length = 10 SECONDS
-	invoke_msg = "Grant me your tenacity! I have proven myself!"
+	invoke_msg = "Даруй мне своё упорство! Я доказал свою надежность!"
 	favor_cost = 3 //3 duels won
 
 /datum/religion_rites/tenacious/perform_rite(mob/living/carbon/human/user, atom/religious_tool)