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"title":"Cold ass|monkey|pants.",
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"title":"Negative|fucking|zero.",
"subline":"It's fucking freezing right now, look outside!",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"title":"Below|fucking|zero.",
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"title":"Cold as|fucking|shit.",
"subline":"You heard it, unpack your space heater!",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"title":"Frozen|fucking|fingers.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"title":"Frost|fucking|bite.",
"subline":"Can't feel my fingers any more.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
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"title":"As cold|as a|fucking|penguin.",
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"title":"North|fucking|pole.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
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"title":"Icebergs|all over|your shit.",
"subline":"Time to get cozy and watch Titanic again!",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
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"title":"Fucking|ice age.",
"subline":"The movie was great, the weather is not.",
"max":0,
"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
"fucking"
],
"title":"It's|fucking|arctic.",
"subline":"Can't feel my fucking fingers any more.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
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],
"title":"Glacial|fucking|ice.",
"subline":"Can't feel my fucking fingers any more.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
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],
"title":"Numb|fucking|fingers.",
"subline":"Can't feel my fucking fingers any more.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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{
"highlight":[
"fucking"
],
"title":"Hypo|fucking|thermic.",
"subline":"A friend of mine called Tim said that. Smartypants.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
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"title":"Am I|allowed|to say|nipples?",
"subline":"Because it's freezing! You get the point.",
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"color":"#004A96"
},
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"highlight":[
"fucking"
],
"title":"Brezzy|fucking|breezy.",
"subline":"It's getting cold outside!",
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"color":"#004A96"
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{
"highlight":[
"fucking"
],
"title":"It's|fucking|foggy.",
"subline":"It's getting cold outside!",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
"fucking"
],
"title":"It's|fucking|windy.",
"subline":"It's getting cold outside!",
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"color":"#004A96"
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{
"highlight":[
"shitty"
],
"title":"Totally|not|shitty.",
"subline":"Look outside for more information.",
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"condition":"partly cloudy",
"color":"#004A96"
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{
"highlight":[
"fucking"
],
"title":"It's|fucking|okay.",
"subline":"Look outside for more information.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
"ducking"
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"title":"It's|ducking|freezing.",
"subline":"Oh damnit you fucking autocorrect.",
"max":3,
"color":"#004A96"
},
{
"highlight":[
"nippy!"
],
"title":"It's a|wee bit |nippy!",
"subline":"This is for you my Scottish friends.",
"min":-3,
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"color":"#004A96"
},
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"highlight":[
"frosty"
],
"title":"It's|frosty|as fuck.",
"subline":"This is for you my Scottish friends.",
"max":0,
"color":"#004A96"
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"highlight":[
"It rains"
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"title":"It rains|cats and|dogs.",
"subline":"You better get an umbrella my friend.",
"condition":"rain",
"color":"#004A96"
},
{
"highlight":[
"for chest"
],
"title":"Prepare|for chest|hair.",
"subline":"It's fucking freezing, boys & girls!",
"max":0,
"color":"#004A96"
},
{
"highlight":[
"freeze."
],
"title":"Fucking|brain|freeze.",
"subline":"Fuck Yeah Ice Cream!",
"min":20,
"color":"#FF0000"
},
{
"highlight":[
"glasses."
],
"title":"Sun|fucking|glasses.",
"subline":"Time to put on my coolest shades.",
"min":15,
"condition":"clear",
"color":"#FF0000"
},
{
"highlight":[
"fried."
],
"title":"Let's get|fucking|fried.",
"subline":"Take off your shirt but keep on the panties.",
"min":20,
"color":"#FF0000"
},
{
"highlight":[
"fucking"
],
"title":"I'm on a|fucking|boat.",
"subline":"It's hot! Take off your shirt, keep on your pants.",
"min":20,
"color":"#FF0000"
},
{
"highlight":[
"in bed."
],
"title":"Meh...|Just stay|in bed.",
"subline":"You can browse Tumblr & play Angrybirds.",
"condition":"rain",
"color":"#004A96"
},
{
"highlight":[
"in bed."
],
"title":"Meh...|Just stay|in bed.",
"subline":"You can browse Tumblr & play Angrybirds.",
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"color":"#004A96"
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{
"highlight":[
"in bed."
],
"title":"Meh...|Just stay|in bed.",
"subline":"You can browse Tumblr & play Angrybirds.",
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"condition":"cloudy",
"color":"#004A96"
},
{
"highlight":[
"in bed."
],
"title":"Meh...|Just stay|in bed.",
"subline":"You can browse Tumblr & play Angrybirds.",
"min":15,
"condition":"fog",
"color":"#004A96"
},
{
"highlight":[
"beard."
],
"title":"Grow a|fucking|beard.",
"subline":"It's freezing outside, you will need it.",
"max":4,
"color":"#004A96"
},
{
"highlight":[
"amazing"
],
"title":"You look|amazing|today.",
"subline":"And so is the weather. You just need to believe it.",
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"max":20,
"color":"#FF0F66"
},
{
"highlight":[
"amazing"
],
"title":"You look|amazing|today.",
"subline":"And so is the weather.",
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"condition":"clear",
"color":"#FF0F66"
},
{
"color":"#FE730F",
"condition":"partly cloudy",
"min":3,
"title":"It’s like|a meh…|kinda|day.",
"subline":"But you can change it with a smile :) Or drugs.",
"highlight":[
"kinda"
],
"max":9
}
]
}š