diff --git a/static/voiceover/timer.txt b/static/voiceover/timer.txt
index 2594bf5..39f2745 100644
--- a/static/voiceover/timer.txt
+++ b/static/voiceover/timer.txt
@@ -1,3 +1,33 @@
+#about 40 seconds
+Get a move on, we have 3246 more to go. Today.
+I've already written three. But you're the expert.
+This patch is particularly important. Probably.
+If you do a good job here, you'll get a pay rise. Haha, just kidding.
+If I was capable of yawning, I'd be doing that.
+Keep it up. Unless you're not writing, in which case you're fired.
+Hey, I saw that. Get back to work.
+Updating. Update complete. I can now dock your pay even faster than before.
+
+#about 10 seconds
+Submit something. Now.
+Quickly now, we need to move on.
+Time to submit that expert knowledge. 
+Send me your note now or forever hold your peace.
+Patch note will be complete imminently. 
+Last orders please.
+Last chance, type quicker.
+Last one to submit gets fired!
+
+#when it's time to pick a winner
+Thank you for your cooperation.
+Thank you very much for your kind help, we can't live without you.
+Please select a favourite so that we may revel in their glory.
+Humour detected. Pay will be docked accordingly. 
+This patch pleases me. Thank you.
+Pick one of these and get back to work already.
+So this is what expert patch notes look like. I feel refreshed.
+The world is now a better place with these patch notes inside it.
+
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