diff --git a/apps/web/root/js/qotd.js b/apps/web/root/js/qotd.js
index 491bc0b..4980272 100644
--- a/apps/web/root/js/qotd.js
+++ b/apps/web/root/js/qotd.js
@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ var qotd = [
":3 - zxyz",
"meow :3 - zxyz",
"mrow :3 - zxyz",
+"OwO - zxyz",
"In this town, nobody is awake at night. - Terry A. Davis",
"Entertain God as an act of love to God. - Terry A. Davis",
"I hate cryptology. It distracts people from useful work. - Terry A. Davis",
@@ -22,12 +23,42 @@ var qotd = [
"I know we will win. I know the enemy will be punished. - Terry A. Davis",
"Русский военный корабль, иди на хуй - Roman Hrybov",
"There is no system but GNU and Linux is one of it's kernels - Richard M. Stallman",
-"Geeks like to think that they can ignore politics, you can leave politics alone, but politics won't leave you alone. - Richard M. Stallman",
"I've become an animal. Socializing sucks. - Terry A. Davis",
"Those that can, do. Those that can't, complain. - Linus Torvalds",
"All operating systems sucks, but Linux just sucks less - Linus Torvalds",
"Be strong and courageous. Do not fear or be in dread of them, for it is the Lord your God who goes with you. He will not leave you or forsake you.\” - Deuteronomy 31:6",
-"Allah does not burden a soul beyond that it can bear - Quran 2:286"
+"Allah does not burden a soul beyond that it can bear - Quran 2:286",
+"You just brought piss to a shit fight, you little cunt! - Erlich Bachman",
+"It’s not magic, it’s talent and sweat. - Bertram Gilfoyle",
+"People like to lie, Richard. It’s a war of all against all. The history of humanity is a book written in blood. We’re all just animals in a pit. - Bertram Gilfoyle",
+"Don't touch anything. Failure is contagious. - Erlich Bachman",
+"My head is so far up my own ass I can see the future. - Erlich Bachman",
+"Are you a one or a zero? - Mr. Robot",
+"Control is sometimes an illusion, but sometimes you need illusion to gain control. - Elliot Alderson",
+"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson",
+"I’m in no condition to drive. Wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk! - Homer Simpson",
+"Don’t forget to bring back my car back in the morning.. just slide it under the door. - Homer Simpson",
+"All right, brain, I don't like you, and you don't like me—so let's just do this, and I'll get back to killing you with beer. - Homer Simpson",
+"There are millions of possibilities for the future! But it’s up to you to choose which becomes reality. - Garnet",
+"If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn't have hotdogs! - Greg Universe",
+"I've got you! We've got this! We've all got... each other! - Steven Universe",
+"All comedy is derived from fear. - Garnet",
+"You, are an experience! Make sure that you're a good experience. - Garnet",
+"Mistakes happen, even when you can see the future. - Garnet",
+"We were trying to be strong for you. - Garnet",
+"Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs. - Homer Simpson",
+"Ar galima ugnį užgesinti ugnimi? - Valdas Adamkus",
+"Ko ko, bet kvailių visur yra daugiau, negu reikia. Kiekviena tauta jų turi ir sau, ir eksportui pakankamai, lygiai kaip kiekviena tauta turi nuosavus latrus ir šventuosius. - Balys Sruoga",
+"Mūsų dienos – kaip šventė / Kaip žydėjimas vyšnios, – / Tad skubėkim gyventi, / Nes prabėgs – nebegrįš jos. - Salomėja Nėris",
+"Gyvenimas gražus, kai savo vidaus spinduliais jį nušvieti, kai savo vidaus šiluma jį sušildai. - Salomėja Nėris",
+"Tai, ką širdyje žmogus nešioja, yra didelė jėga, galingesnė už geležinį ginklą. - Vytautas Landsbergis",
+"Muzika visada gynė laisvę, pati būdama laisvės prieglobstis. - Vytautas Landsbergis",
+"Geriu su saiku, nesu alkoholikas ir kaskart vidury dienos negeriu po 50 gramų. Bet kai su „chebra“ geriu – tai geriu. Tuomet žinau, kad kitą dieną – jokių darbų. - Vytautas Kernagis",
+"Lietuva, Tėvyne mūsų, Tu didvyrių žeme, iš praeities Tavo sūnūs te stiprybę semia. – „Tautiška giesmė“, Vincas Kudirka",
+"Bet kai norime pasimokyti iš praeities, tai neprivalome pamiršti ir jos tamsiųjų bruožų, kad ateityje mažiau jų turėtume. - Antanas Smetona",
+"Kas lietuviška, tas turi būti ir žmogiška. - Antanas Smetona",
+"An SSL error has occurred and a secure donnection to the server cannot be made. - William Shakespeare",
+"The wise warrior avoids the battle. - Sun Tzu"
];
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